The eyeroll is the perfect reaction, but Jaskier doesn't have time to enjoy the moment and be smug about it because the man is retaliating. The gaping fish mouth makes a comeback and, for once in his life, Jaskier is left speechless for more than two seconds. He takes it back, this is no angel or sweetheart, this is 100% an arsehole.
"YOU!" An accusatory finger is pointed at Geralt, pick still in hand. "ARE A SUPREME WANKER!"
The guitar is put down with care, but Jaskier stands up hastily, hands moving to his hips as he looks at Geralt with the most offended face in the world. How dare he! Some teasing about silence he could almost get, but this? The nerve! His talent is what is paying this visit in the first place. And the arsehole looks so pleased about it too!
"We're not going anywhere until you take back what you said about my singing!"
Because there's no way he's having a totally-not-romantic ride alone with this guy after what he said, no matter how sexy he looks when leaning those thick legs against the fence like that. Ugh.
Geralt finds that he kind of enjoys Jaskier's gaping fish face. It's hilarious, he looks so offended that he doesn't have the most effusive of praises for his singing, like he's never met a critic before. Maybe it's a rich kid thing and he's just been told that he's the most special perfect boy for his entire life; maybe he just has an easily bruised ego. Maybe it's both. Regardless, he's fun to poke fun at.
"Supreme? Hm. I'm going up in the world."
Geralt is entirely unfazed by Jaskier's carrying on and histrionics. He can look as angry housewife-y as he likes, joke's on him-- Geralt never had a wife.
"Fine, I take it back," he says. "Your singing is like ordering a jelly doughnut and finding out that it's all doughnut and no jelly."
There, he took it back. Sure you don't want what he originally said instead?
Jaskier has come across many critics since his youth, but Geralt isn't offering criticism - he's outright insulting him. Geralt isn't wrong about the easily bruised ego, though, because one the things that is bothering Jaskier the most is how unfazed the man looks, as if Jaskier's hurt feelings didn't matter at all.
Pay attention to me! SEE me!
He isn't pouting. No, really, he isn't.
Except he totally is.
"That's not a review, that's a bloody attack! I know for a fact I'm a good singer - it's my talent that is paying your service today, Mr Tactless Brute!" Jaskier comes closer to poke at Geralt's chest which-- fuck. So firm. Wait, no, no distractions, he's supposed to be insulted, not horny. "What would your daughter say if she heard you talk like this about her musical taste!"
Maybe a low blow, but he can't help it, he's feeling rather petty right now.
This is despite the fact that Geralt's not even a boomer, but that's fine. He's old and doesn't get current music trends, he's the guy still listening to Johnny Cash. Dad music, she called it, which he was fine with because he is, in fact, a dad.
Jaskier pokes him in the chest and it doesn't do anything except perhaps stub his finger a little-- Geralt definitely keeps up with chest day and his pecs are like rocks.
"If the musical prodigy wants to go up on the trails today, though, he's going to need to take care of the horse. Or he could stand around here and argue with me about his singing. Dealer's choice."
Okay, he has to chuckle at that, which makes him immediately cover his mouth because he's supposed to be angry right now! (Probably for the best - touching rock-hard pecs, even if only with his fingertip, is not good for his heart. Or his dick.) That girl is sassy, though, he likes her.
Jaskier suddenly tenses when he hears Geralt use that damn word, and now he feels like a kid again, a violin bow in his hand instead of a guitar pick. Bollocks, so much for unwinding. Better accept that trail ride before he misses the chance, even if he now he's as annoyed by that handsome face as he is attracted to it.
"...don't call me that." He says as he wrinkles his noise and avoids Geralt's intense eyes. No dramatics this time, just a request coming from a serious voice. It's almost like that little teasing jab had hurt more than the actual insults. "I'll go get Pegasus ready then."
And with that, he turns to pick all his things from the grass and get on working on tacking up Pegasus again while humming one of his own songs under his breath.
That's-- odd. He hadn't expected that particular phrase to go over so poorly, not with a musician. But it clearly did, Jaskier just sort of closed up right after he said it, going from boisterous and animated to reserved and serious. A sore spot, and not one that the musician will take in good humor when it's prodded at.
Don't call me that.
Geralt hums, notes the averted eyes and scrunched nose. He leaves Jaskier to his task, since he seems much more content with the horse right now than with human company, and god above knows that Geralt understands that. Horses are good for your mood. And Pegasus especially, because of his good temperament; he butts his head against Jaskier's chest while Geralt is making his way back to the barn.
Saddling up Roach doesn't take much time; it's something that Geralt can do practically on auto-pilot. He leads her out of the barn when he's done, then mounts up once they're outside and walks her up the path to where Jaskier was.
"Come on."
There are a few trails that lead off of the ranch; the shortest mostly sticks to the wooded areas, making a loop before coming back to the property. The longer ones go up towards the mountains, going through the woods and into meadowlands that are sure to be spectacular this time of year. The wildflowers would be in bloom, covering the hills in a wash of riotous color. Hopefully Jaskier isn't allergic.
They should be able to make it up to the meadows before they have to turn back, barring any bad luck. Even so, riding through the woods is pleasant too-- the new leaves are vibrantly green and provide comfortable shade from the afternoon sun. Birds twitter in the branches, flitting between them with flashes of bright plumage.
Pegasus' headbutt already helps him bring back his smile, what a sweet boy. Jaskier tries to copy the head scratching he saw Geralt do earlier, and murmurs some baby talk in there (aren't you such a good horse? yes you are) before he finally hops on his new animal friend to get going.
There's no dumping questions on Geralt while he's being guided this time, and he's unsure if he should even start conversation when the man still hasn't apologized for that comment about his singing. There's a problem: he hates silence... luckily, it doesn't last long. The tree leaves rustle and the birds, bright and colorful as Jaskier would some times dress himself, sing for them as they pass. It's a beautiful, peaceful place, and Jaskier is in love.
He takes a short video with his phone and soon finds himself humming one of his own songs, inspired by the natural sounds of the forest. He should record something properly here some time, he decides. His style would fit so perfectly in this magical forest, wouldn't it? He's already so enchanted with the idea that his humming has to become actual singing. Because when doesn't it when it comes to him?
"♪ O let the land come at you, love, with all its sand and sin a-singing. A song you once knew well's begun, run until your lungs are numb. ♪" It's nothing like when he sang that little teasing song for Geralt before - this time his voice is deeper and filled with emotion, lyrics coming from his very core. It's personal. "♪ Now let the earth a-tumble, love, and humble you withal, keep running. It's not from what we run that drums, but what's to come, what’s to come. ♪"
And if Geralt decides to insult him again, well. Jaskier is sure the forest can provide him with something to throw at that white head.
Jaskier is quiet for the trip up, though Geralt isn't exactly displeased by that. Maybe he's just enthralled by the beauty of nature or something, he's one of those artistic, creative types. They get all mushy for some trees and flowers, right? Geralt looks over his shoulder to make sure that the musician is still doing all right and sees him taking a video, probably for his Insta-bullshit or Twitters or whatever, rolls his eyes and remembers why these hipster types annoy him so often.
He starts humming as the gentle uphill climb starts to level out, signalling that they're getting closer to the fields, then shortly after breaking into actual song. His voice really isn't as bad as Geralt implied-- the insult was more for the sake of riling him up than anything. He's got a nice tenor, he can carry a tune, though anything beyond that is past Geralt's musical knowledge. He seems fine. Next rising star? Who the fuck knows. But apparently good enough for YouTube.
"One of yours?"
It didn't sound like anything that he'd usually hear on the radio, so maybe it was one of Jaskier's original compositions. He must do something other than sing ironic cover songs, right?
Just up ahead, the trees thinned out into meadowland, bathed in the warm, golden afternoon sun. As the horses walked out from underneath the tree cover, the vast fields of wildflowers were in full bloom before them, stretching out across the hills. There's a dirt path that cuts through the meadow, just wide enough that two horses could walk abreast, and that's what Geralt guides Roach along. The horse briefly turns her head to snatch up a few of the bright flowers to contentedly chomp on as she walks, though Geralt doesn't let her get too many of them. She's got plenty of good food back at the barn, after all.
After the insults from before, Jaskier isn't sure what to expect from the guy, but him nailing that on his first try is definitely at the bottom of his guessing list. Curiosity piqued and even a tiny little weeny impressed (barely, really!), Jaskier tilts his head and watches the man with interest, as if he could learn all his secrets just from observation.
"Yeah. How did you know?"
A lucky guess, maybe? Or does he truly have the ear to detect when a musician sings their own lyrics? He sincerely doubts it after the previous jabs. Maybe the song just rings a bell because of his daughter and he shouldn't be reading too much into this.
The view that suddenly welcomes them takes him out of his thoughts, and Jaskier can only gasp and stare for a moment. The colors are vibrant, the aromas sweet, the sun warm, the light bright - it's simply perfect, and Jaskier thinks he's found a little piece of heaven. Which means, of course, he is getting inspired.
"To see the world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wildflower..." Wililam Blake is interrupted, though, when they come closer and the flowers become more than a bunch colors lumped together. The shape is clear now, they're identifiable. "These are buttercups!"
Laughing at the coincidence (or shall we call it destiny?), Jaskier makes Pegasus slow down to fall behind Geralt and Roach so he can have room to jump off the horse and let his fingers touch the flowers. And with Jaskier being Jaskier, it only takes a couple of seconds before he's taking a few, one for his own ear and the rest for Pegasus' mane.
"This isn't bad for his hair, is it?" He asks after he's already braided three little flowers that look incredibly pretty among all the white.
"Hm," Geralt says in reply, as though that answers anything. It's a guess, mostly, but an educated one-- he thinks he remembers the melody from music that he'd heard Ciri playing in her room before, and it doesn't sound like the unbearably repetitive Top 40 radio music. What really tips him off, though, is the familiarity that Jaskier has with it, the ease with which he sings it. He knows the song inside and out.
It isn't important, though, because Jaskier is enthralled by the field of flowers that stretches out in front of them. He quotes something that's probably poetry-- he seems like the type-- and identifies one of the many kinds of flowers that are blossoming near the path. Buttercups, bursting from the earth in clusters of brilliant yellow. The musician stops Pegasus at the side of the path and dismounts, and Geralt gives a gentle tug on the reins to stop Roach, too. Can't leave the guy behind.
He watches with bemusement as Jaskier picks buttercups and sticks one of them behind his ear, saving the other ones for braiding into Pegasus' long mane. He's surprisingly efficient at braiding, and it doesn't take him long at all to start weaving the flowers into the horse's hair.
"Should be fine," he says. "Horses don't usually eat buttercups. Tastes bad."
Which is good, because they're poisonous, too. Only horses in overgrazed pasture with nothing else to eat would resort to eating buttercups. The point of this trail ride isn't really for Jaskier to get off of the damn horse and braid his hair like they're middle school girls at a sleepover, but Jaskier's also paying for this time. So if he wants to spend his hard-earned YouTube money on standing around in a meadow, picking buttercups, that's his prerogative. It's all the same to Geralt.
No reply, huh? (Because that grunt can't be called a reply.) Then it was either a lucky guess or he got it from his daughter, Jaskier thinks. Not so impressing after all, what a disappointment. For a moment there he thought they could have a proper chat about music. Geralt doesn't take the opportunity to insult him again either, though, and Jaskier is more confused than ever.
What is the deal with this guy anyway?
"I'd image they don't - they are poisonous after all. And you know better, don't you, boy?"
It's what made him choose buttercups over dandelions when choosing his name, a little extra fact that always takes everyone by surprise. As romantic and pretty as having a flower name is, Jaskier likes that extra layer of meaning behind it - he's not only softness and poetry, he's also got a silver tongue to go with it.
Geralt doesn't need to worry, though, Jaskier only braids a couple more flowers in Pegasus' mane before he's ready to go. While wouldn't mind staying here and write and just enjoy the sunset, he does want to finish the trip through the trails. A picture of his braiding work later, Jaskier is back on the horse, one last buttercup in his hand...
Which he puts behind Geralt's ear when he comes close enough to lean in and reach it. It's a quick moment, a mere brush of skin, a better look into yellow eyes (oh, how dare he have such eyes) before he pulls back - and in seconds he's gone, taking Pegasus deeper into the flower bed as he recites a new poem, no interruptions this time.
"The warm sun kissed the Earth to consecrate thy birth, and from his close embrace thy radiant face sprang into sight, a blossoming delight." He takes two more pics, one of the flowers and one selfie, before moving along. "I could recite poetry to this sight all day long. Your daughter is incredibly lucky to have such beauty as her own garden."
Jaskier finishes braiding up Pegasus' mane, and it's... silly, honestly. The flowers are just going to wilt and he'll have to brush them out of his mane by the end of the day. Braids, at least, are practical enough-- it's a good way to keep the mane tidy and free of tangles-- but all of the practicality is undone by the addition of the flowers. It's frivolous, which Geralt thinks probably describes Jaskier in general.
Frivolous.
The musician saddles up again once he's done, walking Pegasus up next to Roach, and Geralt has turned his head to ask him if he's finally ready to keep going when Jaskier's hand reaches out. Geralt jerks back, unused to hands right by his face, but when all's said and done, there's just a buttercup tucked behind his ear. Jaskier's fingers had brushed his cheek when he was pulling back, and the place he touched feels like it's been burned.
Jaskier spurs Pegasus further into the flowers, trotting off among the brightly colored blossoms. Geralt curses under his breath and follows, telling his horse to 'Come on, Roach' as he goes after him. He usually sticks to the trails for a reason-- Jaskier doesn't know where the hell he's going, but if he stuck to the path, it would at least eventually take him back to the ranch. Without someone to guide him, Geralt's fairly certain that he'd wander off into whatever part of nature looked prettiest, and then he'd probably die there or something. Like the city boy he is.
"It's not a garden," he replies, because they're at the foothills of the fucking mountains, not his grandmother's backyard. Or, more likely, his grandmother's cultivated English estate tea garden, considering his poncy rich boy background. Probably doesn't even realize that there are mountain lions and bears and goddamn coyotes out here.
He ought to tell Jaskier to get the fuck back to the trail, but he does know the way through this meadow, and they can catch the trail once they get down through this one and past the stream. It'll technically even cut some time off of their ride, to make up for what Jaskier spent messing around with flowers.
"Stay with me and don't wander off," he says, trotting ahead with Roach. The meadow sloped slightly upwards, a steady but even grade towards the mountains; it leveled off a bit after maybe another twenty minutes of riding, the wildflowers tapering off to tall grasses the closer they got to the stream. This time of year, the water's low and calm enough to easily walk the horses through. As they walk up the banks, the horses step through cattails, through the long, lace-shaped leaves and dusty-pink flowers of rose milkweed. The chokeberry bushes are practically dripping with heavy clusters of delicate white flowers-- might be a lot of berries this summer, if the animals don't get to them first.
They make it back to the ranch just before it starts getting truly dark-- the sun's still sinking low, but it's not quite so late that the horses would have trouble seeing where they're stepping. They rub down the horses and get them put away in their stalls, and Pegasus has been worked hard today, so Geralt gives him a little extra oats for his dinner. Just as a treat, for being good for the city boy.
Once Jaskier gets his things, Geralt walks him back up to the main road, where his ride can pick him up. He's going the same way, and it's best to make sure he doesn't get lost.
"We'll say it's seventy," he says, which is low-balling it, but it's fine. "Call it a first-time discount."
"It's called a metaphor, Geralt." He says with an eyeroll and a huff. His poetry is wasted on this man, isn't it? He'll have to ask the daughter some time if she considers this beauty her own personal garden, see what happens. "Yeah, yeah, I'll be a good boy, Mr Cantankerous Cowboy."
His tone is mocking, but turns out, he actually keeps his word. Seeing as Geralt obviously isn't interested in chitchatting, Jaskier hums or sings the rest of the ride, only stopping to take the occasional picture or to talk to Pegasus himself. There's a comment here and there for Roach, as well. The place is absolutely beautiful, and it keeps Jaskier's attention enough not to be an annoying brat. The colors, the sounds, the aromas... it's the relaxing time he needed, and he can already fill inspiration coming to him with its needy claws that won't let go of his brain until he gets home and writes it all down.
He loves it. Hopefully one day he can arrange something to work here, just him, his guitar and a picnic blanket.
The buttercup is still behind his ear when they make it back to the ranch, and he plans to keep it there on the ride home (maybe he could press it inside one of his poetry books). Rubbing down the horses is quite nice and not something he used to do a lot when he was a child - it helps seeing the horse as an actual animal and companion and not just a ride he just got off from, bonding with him. Jaskier makes sure to give him some last nice parting words and a good pat on his neck together with a thank you, I'll see you soon. Others would probably try out different horses, but honestly, Jaskier is already sold on this one. He's made a friend today, and he's loyal to his friends until the end.
As soon as he picks his things up, Jaskier asks for an Uber before going to Geralt, knowing he'll have a small wait ahead of him. What he doesn't see coming, however, it's that price. Both his eyebrows quickly go up, disbelief written all over his face.
"What do I look like, a charity case?" Shaking his head, Jaskier reaches into his bag for his wallet (which is, of course, as extra as he is) and grabs two 100s. He folds them together, though, to hide one with the other, before handing them to Geralt. "Keep the change." As he closes his wallet, a little bright thing calls his attention: a transparent yellow pick. Grinning with an idea forming in his head, he hands it to Geralt as well. "And this is for your daughter. A thank you for her reccomendation."
A pause as Jaskier gives the man a look over. He's still annoyed by the comment about his voice, and yet... his curiosity (and attraction, obviously) remains. There's a mystery here and he wants to unravel it (as well as unraveling certain pair of pants).
"Old or not, you do have a phone, right?" He hands Geralt his own, the new contact screen open. "Give me your number so I can plan my visits in the future. That way I won't be around your daughter, too, just like I promised." It's a pity because he does like meeting the fans and getting attention, although on the other hand, it'd be nice to keep this as a calm, secret spot away from everything. He should leave it there, try to work things up through a couple of messages maybe, but he still can't stop his mouth from asking- "Do you have a favorite song?"
Apparently, Geralt's rate is too low for this poncy asshole, and he hands Geralt what appears to be a hundred-- a thirty dollar tip on top of a seventy dollar charge is too much goddamn tip. Geralt frowns when he takes the bill from him, but decides against arguing, ultimately. It's Jaskier's money, he can do whatever he wants with it, including throw it at a ranch dad that he just met today. He pockets the money and is distracted from thinking any more about it-- or from opening up the folded bill and seeing the other hundred hidden inside it-- by this musical otter asking him for his number.
And this is more of that... odd behavior, the kind of thing that he would assume is flirting if Jaskier had been a woman. Geralt doesn't usually give out his private number, not when he has a landline for the business; he ought to tell Jaskier to call that, like everyone else. It's not like he's special just because Pegasus likes him and he's odd and rides well and Geralt took him up for a private trail ride.
Geralt takes the phone from him with a huff and enters in his name and number. This is purely for Ciri's benefit, he thinks-- it's just to look out for her and make sure that she's kept well away from strange men. And, also, it's probably not great for his daughter to harass one of his customers, even if he is YouTube famous or whatever. Then, just as he hands the phone back, Jaskier asks him about his favorite song.
He considers the question for a moment, and replies, "Yeah."
Then he turns, gives him the kind of curt good-bye that he usually does when he leaves a conversation, and heads right back down to the barn to finish up his work for the day. He'd answered the musician's question, anyway-- he'd only asked if Geralt has a favorite song, not what that song is. Teach him to be specific.
Later that night, Ciri points out that he has a buttercup in his hair. After a bit of prodding, Geralt tells her why, and she's furious that he didn't let her know that the musician was there. After he had gone to bed, his daughter still pouting but a little mollified by the pick that the musician had left for her, he thought about Jaskier's hands and his carefree laugh and Geralt could still feel the spot where his fingers brushed his face.
A few days after the musician left, Geralt finally caves to the pressure and gets a damn smartphone. It has no buttons and it's got too many colorful icons and he barely knows how to work it, but at least he's able to keep the same phone number so he doesn't have to memorize a new one. He transfers all his contacts over, including Jaskier's. Would've been a convenient time to 'lose' it if he wanted to, but...
He keeps it. It's fine.
With Ciri's help, he sets up an Insta-whatsit, under the name KaerMorhenRanch. She helps him take a few nice scenic shots of the barn and grounds for the first posts, and also snaps one of him tacking up Roach. He's lifting the saddle onto her back, the muscles in his arms filling out the sleeves of his t-shirt. He thinks it isn't a particularly good one to post, since Roach isn't even entirely in the frame, but Ciri insists that it'll do well.
It does well. More people start following the Ranch. People also start leaving strange comments, sometimes just a series of incomprehensible emojis, but Geralt ignores that.
Geralt-- or the Ranch, rather-- starts following Jaskier. It's just so that he can scroll back through this guy's feed or whatever and see the kind of stuff that he posts, whether it's appropriate for his daughter to be watching. Ciri huffs when she realizes, still a little upset at him about the whole not telling her that her favorite musician was at the Ranch thing, but Geralt is undeterred. He spends an evening scrolling through all of the posts that Jaskier made, watching a few of his videos. It seems fine-- he swears a little, but there's nothing terribly inappropriate. And what fourteen-year-old hasn't heard fuck by now?
He finds the blond girl from Jaskier's lock screen in a few other photos, and reading the captions tells him that she's his sister. That's... well. That should be nothing, it shouldn't matter at all, but it does, kind of? Geralt decides not to think about it. Further back, he finds a picture of Jaskier with his shirt hiked up, revealing a colorful musical tattoo; a picture of him wearing a shirt saying things about phases of the moon; a series of posts from when he went to a Pride parade in London. He looks brilliantly happy, dressed in bright colors and grinning cheerfully at the camera, flags painted on his cheeks. He recognizes the colors of one of them from the sticker on his guitar case, and that's... another thing that shouldn't matter. Jaskier is a customer, his personal life isn't Geralt's business.
Jaskier's next cover that he puts up on his YouTube account-- because Geralt follows him there now, too, but from a more discreet gmail account-- is Stacey's Mom. Against his better judgement, Geralt posts a comment.
whitewolf 1 minute ago cougars love a babyface
Is it immature? Yes. But who's going to judge him for one little immature comment?
Geralt really shouldn't enjoy all of this, though-- the YouTube channel, the Instagram, the text messages-- as much as he does in the following days, weeks. The messages should be all to the point, purely business, just Jaskier asking Geralt when Pegasus is available or when he could go up on the trails. It shouldn't be the musician asking him what he's doing and Geralt sending him back a picture of his boots immediately after Roach had shit on them. It's too friendly, too familiar.
He does it anyway.
got the afternoon free if you want to go up on the trail
Jaskier is left with his phone on his hand, staring at the retrieving silhouette of Geralt on the road, mouth hanging open in shock. Did he just seriously...? This asshole! The nerve! The scandal! Puffing up like a blowfish, Jaskier yells one word at him, an insult in Polish that his grandmother taught him.
"Skurwysyn!"
Let the bastard guess what it means, hmph.
Funnily enough, Jaskier returns to his apartment feeling invigorated. Geralt's mean words aside, he's gotten exactly what he wanted: a day to relax, let the stress behind for an afternoon. He also got to look at a hot guy plus his number, which is a bonus. Even negative emotions are still emotions, and Jaskier is an emotional person - also an artist. He embraces all his feelings, welcomes them and makes them inspiration. Even his frustration at the man is better than being tired, which is the most blank and boring feeling.
He saves the little buttercup between the pages of a poetry book (I know you're bad for me and that I should go on without you, the poem says - he knows his subconscious knows exactly what it is doing when it chooses that one) and his next cover is Stacy's Mom. His sister tells him she's already buying wine for when this crush crashes and burns.
Sunday is spent finishing unpacking, but his mood is much better, especially when ranch daughter comments on his photos and thanks her for the pick and the promotion. He's glad to have made a fan happy with such a small gesture.
When Monday comes, he has the energy to go out and do some networking. It's a busy but very satisfying week. He gets to know the bars, the owners, puts out some signs for private music classes, walks in every music shop he can find. He flirts, he winks, he discusses music - he makes contacts. And friends! His hitting on a lovely blonde called Priscilla doesn't work as far as flirting in the Folk Music section goes, but they end up chatting anyway, and she introduces him to her friend Essi as well. They both recognize him and are happy to include him next time they go out - they're his kind of people, always eager to make new pals.
Come the weekend, Jaskier finally has dancing, drinking and an one night stand back in his life. Things are looking up.
During that whole time, though, he doesn't stop texting Geralt. The man is hard to talk to, but luckily for him, Jaskier is great at keeping one-sided conversations. The fact Geralt replies at all is a good sign, he decides - if the guy really didn't stand him, he would ignore him or even block him. Jaskier sends pictures, youtube links to music, random comments about his day, some ranting about the mother of the new kid he gets to teach guitar to, questions about setting up a bird feeder on his balcony (you know animals, right, Geralt?) or about markets in the city. It gets easier to chat with the man as day passes, and Jaskier is slowly learning he isn't actually mean, just a little shit.
Which he can't complain about, really, considering he's a brat.
Geralt has a very particular sense of humor, dry and sarcastic, and while there's a bunch of 'normal people topics' he doesn't give a damn about, when a subject does interest him (see: horses) he can be very eloquent. He's a secret softie, Jaskier is starting to read between the lines, especially for his daughter - who, by the way, has been nothing by a darling on social media, thanking Jaskier for the pick and the promotion. Speaking of social media...
Mr Old Time Ranch DILF gives in and buys a phone, also gets an Instagram. Jaskier teases him for it, feeling like they're slowly becoming friends (his new visits to the ranch as successful and fun as the first one, now he's even being charged properly! hooray!) that enjoy each other's company so he's earned the right to do so. He makes sure to be his first follower -not counting the daughter- and goes to all the ranch pictures he's already uploaded and makes sure to tag the business account.
He also masturbates to a picture of Geralt that shows off his muscles. Sue him.
The biggest surprise is, Geralt follows him back. So he HAS to know Jaskier is bisexual by now, right? He couldn't possibly have missed it. And yet there's no word from him in that matter. While Jaskier has learned that Geralt is like skittish deer (best approached carefully and slowly), it only means he has tuned down the flirting a little not to be overwhelming, it hasn't gone completely away. Yet Geralt doesn't flirt back, nor does he turn him down. It's just... there. Truly a mysterious man, and Jaskier wants to uncover the mystery even more now than the day they met, because Geralt is interesting and nice and Jaskier wants him around.
Thankfully, Destiny is slowly giving Jaskier the things he wants. First, he finally finds his first gig in the city, which has him doing a cute little dance around the apartment. He's already considering calling his new friends to go celebrate, but then second comes: Geralt tells him to visit the ranch. Woah.
Jaskier can't help to stare at the screen for a moment, smiling yet feeling torn - should he read too much into this? It could be simply a business thing, Jaskier always tries to leave a tip and makes good promotion with his pictures. On the other hand... well, he isn't an expert on Geralt, but he doesn't think this guy is the kind to make these kinds of offers. It does feel special. It may not be a date but... it's a sign, right? Geralt wants, at least, to hang out. Jaskier allows his grin to grow as he replies.
aww missing me already? 😏😊 I'd love to! would it possible to stay longer this time? I'd love to watch the sunset as well 🌞 we could have picnic! 🥂
Jaskier is a surprisingly good customer-- he's courteous to the other patrons, treats the horses well. He seems to like Pegasus and the horse likes him in return, which is about as good of a recommendation as Geralt can get for anyone. He's... fine. He sends Geralt text messages about stupid things that happen during his day, sometimes even the occasional YouTube video about something silly. Geralt occasionally responds when he thinks the message merits it, but even when he doesn't reply, he reads them all.
His therapist says that this is how people make friends. Geralt doesn't exactly agree with him, but he doesn't hate the musician's presence around the barn. That's... enough, probably. He wouldn't call them friends, but he's... not bad. Acceptable.
figured i should have you down when you can't bother anyone else get here around 3 if you want a picnic, bring something that works with fruit
Which isn't dissuading the picnic, really. It just means that Jaskier has to take the initiative, Geralt will go along with it.
It's getting into summer, and Geralt... well, usually he'd go up and pick wild berries with Ciri, but she's at her mother's for the next few weeks. So there's a lot of berries that need to be gathered or else they'll just get eaten by birds, and he might as well take Jaskier up to help, right? And it's not like he'll get nothing out of it, anyway, he'll get all the berries that he can carry home. He can make jam or something.
He's tacking up Roach when the musician arrives, lifting the saddle onto her back and tightening up the girth, his biceps straining against the confines of his shirt. He has baskets ready to attach to the saddle, to take up with them when they go up. Water and snacks in the saddlebags, though not anything particularly fancy-- nuts and trail mix, the kind of stuff that you pack in case someone starts getting hypoglycemic during a ride. Not exactly the stuff of romantic platonic picnics.
He looks over his shoulder at Jaskier, then returns his attention to Roach.
"Pegasus could use the exercise," he says, which isn't much of a greeting, admittedly. But it's easy to talk about horses. "Had a lesson canceled."
it's okay, Geralt, no need to make up excuses to see me 😉 see you at three then! ✌
That's a yes on the picnic, then, and Geralt is even providing dessert. Jaskier grins widely at his screen - could this mean something? He won't let his hopes go up, not yet, but it's good to see things are progressing. This is another point on the 'he wants us to hang out' column.
After a nice shower, Jaskier chooses more casual, lighter clothes to fit the summer heat and the informality of a picnic. He ends up with a silly yet very cute t-shirt under an open red flannel shirt, his sunglasses hanging on the shirt's pocket, tight jeans as always. He already has a bottle of fine wine at home, so he puts it, a couple of glasses and a simple yellow tablecloth in his tote bag, which gets a little heavier when a box of finger sandwiches joins the previous items later. The guitar also comes, of course, can't leave his baby at home!
When he makes it to the ranch, he can't help staying against the door of the stables at first, admiring... well. The view. Geralt's muscles always flex just right whenever he's tacking up Roach - who cares about the trail, really, Jaskier could stay here and just watch ranch DILF tack up horses all day long.
(And maybe he could be tacked up for a ride too--)
Geralt has other plans though. Indeed, there's no greeting, but Jaskier doesn't mind. On the contrary, it makes him feel like a friend. There's no performative business welcome, just normal conversation, as if they had just been texting two seconds ago. Geralt probably doesn't mean it that way, Jaskier suspects - if there's something he's learned about the man in their interactions so far, it's that he has some issues socializing. But precisely because of that, he doubts any client can just show up in the stables like this. Another good sign.
"My trusted stallion, abandoned!" Jaskier exclaims with a hand on his chest. But being dramatic doesn't stop him from leaving aside his things for a moment to start working on his tacking up as well. "Don't worry, my new friend, you can always count on me. We shall have a lovely ride together, and you and Roach can graze while Geralt and I have our little picnic. Right, Geralt?" He turns to the man with his head tilted. "What was it you mentioned about fruit anyway? Can we share those with the horses?"
Jaskier has his dramatic moment, talking to Pegasus as though the animal could actually understand him, hand clasped to his chest. Geralt huffs as he finishes tightening up the girth, ignoring the way that Roach smacks him with her tail to show her displeasure. Too bad, horse-- the girth is mandatory, Geralt's not riding bareback all the way up the damn trail just because his horse doesn't like a strap around her belly.
The musician eventually quits his theatrics and gets around to tacking up, which is good because Geralt doesn't plan on waiting around all day. He even asks a question that's actually thoughtful and relevant, which is really a first. Geralt might think that he's learning, but he knows Jaskier well enough by this point to know he's not.
Might as well share the whole purpose of this outing, anyway. And the reason why he wants another pair of hands along.
"Fruit's fine, but only a little. Too much sugar."
It would be bad for their teeth, just like for people. But people could goddamn brush and go to a dentist, and Geralt didn't care about Jaskier's dental hygiene. He could eat sugar 'til his teeth all fall out of his head if he wants to. Geralt takes Roach's bridle and starts leading her out of the barn, assuming that Jaskier will follow.
"Wild berries grow well up around the mountain," he says. "Should be getting ripe right around now. We'll want to get at it before the animals do."
As tempting as the bounty is to humans, it's just as much to animals. But there's usually plenty to go around; when he'd brought Ciri up last year, they'd been able to eat their fill and still gather all the berries that they could carry down. This year-- well, they'd probably get less, because Geralt's pretty certain that his daughter could carry more weight than this whole-ass adult man.
With that explanation, he swings himself into the saddle and starts heading up the trail, along the scenic route that Jaskier might recognize from his last excursion up into the hills.
Only a little, Jaskier mumbles, not happy about the answer. So he whispers to Pegasus that he'll save the juiciest fruit he finds for him before picking up his stuff again and following Geralt out of the barn, just like the man assumes.
And following him he does... at first. After hearing Geralt's explanation, Jaskier can't help freezing, staring at the guy ahead of him with wide eyes. He wants to believe Geralt is slowly accepting the fact they're becoming friends, that's why he got the message, right? But this? Feels like so much more. He could've picked the berries with anyone - his daughter, especially. Alone, even, just he and his horse against nature. Isn't that what Geralt likes?
Geralt getting on the horse and riding away is what makes him snap out of it. Jaskier hurries to get on Pegasus as well, making his horse going a bit faster than a simple trot to catch up with his friend, side by side, and look directly at his face when he asks his question. Because what the fuck does it mean.
"Sooooo, let me see if I'm getting this right. We're having a picnic and going berry picking together? You saved this little activity to do with me, your new friend?" Once again, he puts a hand on his chest. "Geralt, I'm touched! You do care!"
A little overdramatic, probably, but he has to compensate somehow. Because what he's actually dying to ask right now is is this a date?.
Geralt hears Pegasus trot to catch up to him, which is a little odd-- had Jaskier just forgotten to get on the damn horse? They aren't going to walk the horses up the mountain, after all. The idea that his explanation caused such a dramatic response in the musician hasn't occurred to him, but it probably should just because Jaskier reacts dramatically to everything.
Sometimes, berry picking is just berry picking, and you shouldn't read too much into it.
(Sometimes, as a certain discredited Austrian psychologist might have said, a cigar is just a cigar. But sometimes it's a cock.)
"Friend is a strong word," he replies to Jaskier's histrionics. He's making a lot out of this, and out of their... acquaintance. Geralt had mentioned the other man during his therapy session, just in passing, and his therapist had made a whole deal about it, too. Something about how this is how people make friends, but she'd dropped the subject after Geralt had insisted that they aren't friends, he's just a customer who has his private phone number and hangs around the ranch a lot and sometimes sends him cat videos. As not-friends do.
"But, yes, we're going to pick berries. I would take Ciri, but she's at her mother's."
And he could have done it himself, but... well, he can get more with another pair of hands. Eskel might have agreed to help him, but he's been busy, and Geralt wouldn't have even bothered to ask Lambert. So, strange hipster musician it is.
It's a good day for it, and a good day for a ride, at least-- warm but not oppressively hot, with enough big, puffy cumulus clouds overhead to provide occasional relief from the sun. Jaskier will get plenty of that natural beauty or whatever it is that he comes out here for.
Welp. That sure is disappointing. Not the fact that isn't a date-- well, okay, that's a little disappointing as well, but it's not like Jaskier had big hopes in that area. No, what is disappointing is the fact that Geralt doesn't even want to accept the word friend. Jaskier doesn't know the man extremely well yet, but he's at least gathered he isn't the most social of blokes, that's for sure. He didn't expect him, however, to be this far in the antisocial scale. Especially considering their current situation... huh, he should use that.
"Oh, really? We're not using the word friends now?"
The times they've done trail riding so far, Jaskier had followed Geralt around. This is a wake-up all, though, so he doesn't return to his usual spot, he stays riding side by side, the dark tones of Geralt and Roach against the light colors of Pegasus and him. It's poetic, really, and he'll appreciate it better later when isn't being completed offended by this asshole. Knowing to trust his lovely white partner by now, Jaskier grabs the reins with only one hand in order to use the other one to gesture between them, indicating their relationship. Obviously.
"So you usually just chat with any client of yours through texts, send them pictures of what your horse did to your boots and save for them special activities you'd usually do with your precious daughter?" When Geralt glares at him as an answer, Jaskier snorts and goes back to looking at the natural beauty around them, keeping an incredibly smug look on his face. "Yeah, that's what I thought." But after a short pause, he softens into a kind smile. "But thank you. It sounds like fun."
And he means it. Date illusions aside, he does enjoy Geralt's company, even as a friend. If the man just happens to need a little pushing to get there, well, Jaskier will gladly be that pusher.
The weather is perfect for a picnic and a nice ride, and Jaskier can't wait to sit down, relax, drink some wine and take a couple of pictures. Maybe one with Geralt? If he promises not to post it to his social media, maybe he can get him to agree to the idea instead of having to snap one before the guy growls at him.
Something else is in his mind at this very moment, though. Something Geralt said. Jaskier glances at him a couple of times before finally deciding to just go for it, to hell with precautions.
"You don't mention her much - Ciri's mother, I mean. Are you divorced, Geralt?"
A nice way of asking or is she the consequences of a one night stand without protection.
Jaskier insinuates that Geralt's behavior towards him has been less acquaintance-like and more friendship-like and he shoots him an irritated glare. His therapist had said something similar, and, really, everyone can just get the fuck off his dick about what he calls his... whatever the fuck this is. He doesn't know, he just doesn't want to analyze it. Jaskier is just the asshole that rides his horses, okay?
Geralt doesn't make any verbal reply to Jaskier's accusations of friendship, instead just grumbling and squeezing Roach into a faster trot.
There are a few blessed minutes of quiet, where the only sounds are the trilling birdsong in the trees and the sound of wind through foliage. It really is a lovely day for a ride, and better when he can actually fucking enjoy it, when he can focus on the trail ahead of him and pretend that it's just him and Roach, making their way up to the meadows--
Jaskier speaks. Geralt beseeches the uncaring gods for strength.
"If I was divorced, I'd be getting alimony," he says, because gods know that Yen makes more than he does every year. Probably several times over, he never asked but she's got that fancy brownstone in the city that she lives in, and all those designer clothes. Geralt sure as fuck didn't buy them for her.
He looks sidelong at the musician, as though trying to discern why he'd suddenly have an interest in his... ex-girlfriend? Baby mama? Yen would kill him for even thinking that term.
"She'd eat you alive."
Also, he's not setting up one of his customers with his daughter's mother. Both because Yen doesn't need his help with her love life, and also because she would eat this musical otter for breakfast and move on to another man by lunch. Geralt's not dealing with the fallout from that.
Roach is squeezed into a faster trot and so Pegasus gets the same treatment - there's no way Jaskier is letting Geralt get away with this! He wouldn't allow it in any outing, but especially not today when it was Geralt himself that invited him to come. The alimony comment makes him laugh, but next one leaves him confused.
She'd eat you alive? What does that even mean? Frowning, Jaskier tilts his head at Geralt, trying to figure out where that random statement even comes from. He's asking about Geralt's relationship with his ex as conversation, not trying to set-up some sort of meeting... oh. No fucking way.
"...bloody hell. You think I want to date her? What the fuck, Geralt!"
Jaskier throws his free hand in the air, obviously exasperated. He knows he's a bit of a slut (a bit?) and he isn't sure if Geralt has caught up on that yet, but still: rude. He's not that constantly horny, he can still have basic conversations! (No, really.)
"First of all, I don't need your help to find dates. I've already had a taste of American meat, thank you very much. But most importantly: what the fuck!" Has he already said that? Oh well, it deserves to be repeated. "How can you think I'm seriously asking you to set me up with your ex! I'm just trying to learn more about you, Geralt. You know, as friends do."
Geralt shrugs one shoulder at Jaskier's offense. Nothing to be so pissy about, though, most people want to date Yen once they've seen her. She's beautiful-- truly, heart-stoppingly beautiful, the kind of beauty that opens doors and influences people. She'd leveraged it as she leverages everything in her life, with one great exception. If Jaskier saw her, Geralt wouldn't have been surprised or even really blamed him for wanting to get close to her. She's like gravity. Geralt felt the pull of it when they were young, still feels the tug in his chest even now.
Then Jaskier opens his mouth again and he's reminded of all the ways that Yen would probably hate him. That's probably for the best. The musician even says the words American meat and Geralt's fairly certain that he hates him for that, too. The glare that he levels at him would certainly indicate as such.
"Hm." He knows that Jaskier hates it when he only grunts in reply-- it'd be a lie if he said that reaction isn't part of why he does it. And, really, who's Jaskier trying to fool? To learn more about you, what a load of shit. People want to learn about him because he looks a certain way, like something they want, and then they find out about the ex-con thing and that his grunts and general lack of communication aren't just him trying to be mysterious or some horseshit, he really just is like that, and their desire to learn abruptly cuts off.
"Friend's still a strong word."
Geralt doesn't really have friends. He has brothers, and a daughter, and an ex that he's on reasonably good terms with, barring a couple of occasions in the past when he'd been trying to get his shit together and hadn't quite let go of the idea that Yen might be the answer to everything. He doesn't need friends. He's only just figured out how to manage the relationships that he already has.
But they're nearing the meadows, and that will be the perfect opportunity to switch from this nightmare conversation into the blissful distraction of physical labor. Can't talk when you're keeping your hands busy with berry-picking, right?
Indeed, Jaskier absolutely loathes that damn grunt, and Geralt gets exactly the reaction he's looking for: a frustrated groan, which only gets worse when he denies the word friend again. He's been expecting Geralt to be kinda dense, but not this dense. It's a whole new record. Luckily for Geralt (in Jaskier's eyes anyway), this musical otter doesn't give up easily.
"I believe we just went over the facts, Mister Loner, and the only obvious conclusion to this-" He points between them. "-is friendship."
Geralt is dismissive of this once again, and Jaskier is ready to start puffing up like a blowfish, but the meadows soon come into view and with them the berry bushes. There's a bigger variety than he expected: strawberries, blueberries, honeyberries, and even salmonberries. It's a wonderful party of colors, and of course he needs to take a picture before they get down to business.
The horses are left grazing and for once, Jaskier stays silent while Geralt teaches him the basics. It can be tempting to stay in constant motion, but it's better and more efficient to stay in one spot, taking the time to really look under leaves or at the tops and bottoms of bushes before moving on. Will save him energy, he says, as if Jaskier wasn't a constant ball of it. No need to pick an entire cluster, only choose the ripe berries from the group, they should easily fall off the stems. Avoid berries from a broken branch, and go to the top of bushes for the sweetest fruit since they're usually sun-ripened.
Pretty simple instructions, Jaskier thinks, and he's very pleased by this turn of events. Because if he doesn't have to pay tons of attention to little details, then it means he can continue to chat with Mr DILF while they work. No, Geralt, physical labor won't shut the blabbermouth up. Sorry.
"What do you have against the word friends anyway?" He asks while working on a decent pile of honeyberries and being internally grateful he decided to take his hat from his tote bag and put it on before starting. The sun is definitely warming them pretty heavily as they stand next to the bushes. "Does it ruin your Brooding Lone Wolf image or something? Because let me tell you, mate, that shipped sailed and sunk the moment you started replying to my texts."
He already used that argument, he knows, but he can't let this go. There's something weird going on and he wants to reach the bottom of it! They day they met, he classified Geralt as a mystery, and he is now realizing how accurate that had been. Who invites someone to go berry picking if they are not friends and it's not a job obligation? It doesn't make sense.
"Is your ex a touchy topic I shouldn't have gone into? If so, sorry. But you can just tell me so."
While waiting for an answer, Jaskier gives in to temptation and picks one of the strawberries in his basket to nibble on it. It's sweet and juicy, simply delicious, and he hums with lips around the fruit to show his appreciation of it.
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"YOU!" An accusatory finger is pointed at Geralt, pick still in hand. "ARE A SUPREME WANKER!"
The guitar is put down with care, but Jaskier stands up hastily, hands moving to his hips as he looks at Geralt with the most offended face in the world. How dare he! Some teasing about silence he could almost get, but this? The nerve! His talent is what is paying this visit in the first place. And the arsehole looks so pleased about it too!
"We're not going anywhere until you take back what you said about my singing!"
Because there's no way he's having a totally-not-romantic ride alone with this guy after what he said, no matter how sexy he looks when leaning those thick legs against the fence like that. Ugh.
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"Supreme? Hm. I'm going up in the world."
Geralt is entirely unfazed by Jaskier's carrying on and histrionics. He can look as angry housewife-y as he likes, joke's on him-- Geralt never had a wife.
"Fine, I take it back," he says. "Your singing is like ordering a jelly doughnut and finding out that it's all doughnut and no jelly."
There, he took it back. Sure you don't want what he originally said instead?
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Pay attention to me! SEE me!
He isn't pouting. No, really, he isn't.
Except he totally is.
"That's not a review, that's a bloody attack! I know for a fact I'm a good singer - it's my talent that is paying your service today, Mr Tactless Brute!" Jaskier comes closer to poke at Geralt's chest which-- fuck. So firm. Wait, no, no distractions, he's supposed to be insulted, not horny. "What would your daughter say if she heard you talk like this about her musical taste!"
Maybe a low blow, but he can't help it, he's feeling rather petty right now.
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This is despite the fact that Geralt's not even a boomer, but that's fine. He's old and doesn't get current music trends, he's the guy still listening to Johnny Cash. Dad music, she called it, which he was fine with because he is, in fact, a dad.
Jaskier pokes him in the chest and it doesn't do anything except perhaps stub his finger a little-- Geralt definitely keeps up with chest day and his pecs are like rocks.
"If the musical prodigy wants to go up on the trails today, though, he's going to need to take care of the horse. Or he could stand around here and argue with me about his singing. Dealer's choice."
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Jaskier suddenly tenses when he hears Geralt use that damn word, and now he feels like a kid again, a violin bow in his hand instead of a guitar pick. Bollocks, so much for unwinding. Better accept that trail ride before he misses the chance, even if he now he's as annoyed by that handsome face as he is attracted to it.
"...don't call me that." He says as he wrinkles his noise and avoids Geralt's intense eyes. No dramatics this time, just a request coming from a serious voice. It's almost like that little teasing jab had hurt more than the actual insults. "I'll go get Pegasus ready then."
And with that, he turns to pick all his things from the grass and get on working on tacking up Pegasus again while humming one of his own songs under his breath.
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Don't call me that.
Geralt hums, notes the averted eyes and scrunched nose. He leaves Jaskier to his task, since he seems much more content with the horse right now than with human company, and god above knows that Geralt understands that. Horses are good for your mood. And Pegasus especially, because of his good temperament; he butts his head against Jaskier's chest while Geralt is making his way back to the barn.
Saddling up Roach doesn't take much time; it's something that Geralt can do practically on auto-pilot. He leads her out of the barn when he's done, then mounts up once they're outside and walks her up the path to where Jaskier was.
"Come on."
There are a few trails that lead off of the ranch; the shortest mostly sticks to the wooded areas, making a loop before coming back to the property. The longer ones go up towards the mountains, going through the woods and into meadowlands that are sure to be spectacular this time of year. The wildflowers would be in bloom, covering the hills in a wash of riotous color. Hopefully Jaskier isn't allergic.
They should be able to make it up to the meadows before they have to turn back, barring any bad luck. Even so, riding through the woods is pleasant too-- the new leaves are vibrantly green and provide comfortable shade from the afternoon sun. Birds twitter in the branches, flitting between them with flashes of bright plumage.
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There's no dumping questions on Geralt while he's being guided this time, and he's unsure if he should even start conversation when the man still hasn't apologized for that comment about his singing. There's a problem: he hates silence... luckily, it doesn't last long. The tree leaves rustle and the birds, bright and colorful as Jaskier would some times dress himself, sing for them as they pass. It's a beautiful, peaceful place, and Jaskier is in love.
He takes a short video with his phone and soon finds himself humming one of his own songs, inspired by the natural sounds of the forest. He should record something properly here some time, he decides. His style would fit so perfectly in this magical forest, wouldn't it? He's already so enchanted with the idea that his humming has to become actual singing. Because when doesn't it when it comes to him?
"♪ O let the land come at you, love, with all its sand and sin a-singing. A song you once knew well's begun, run until your lungs are numb. ♪" It's nothing like when he sang that little teasing song for Geralt before - this time his voice is deeper and filled with emotion, lyrics coming from his very core. It's personal. "♪ Now let the earth a-tumble, love, and humble you withal, keep running. It's not from what we run that drums, but what's to come, what’s to come. ♪"
And if Geralt decides to insult him again, well. Jaskier is sure the forest can provide him with something to throw at that white head.
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He starts humming as the gentle uphill climb starts to level out, signalling that they're getting closer to the fields, then shortly after breaking into actual song. His voice really isn't as bad as Geralt implied-- the insult was more for the sake of riling him up than anything. He's got a nice tenor, he can carry a tune, though anything beyond that is past Geralt's musical knowledge. He seems fine. Next rising star? Who the fuck knows. But apparently good enough for YouTube.
"One of yours?"
It didn't sound like anything that he'd usually hear on the radio, so maybe it was one of Jaskier's original compositions. He must do something other than sing ironic cover songs, right?
Just up ahead, the trees thinned out into meadowland, bathed in the warm, golden afternoon sun. As the horses walked out from underneath the tree cover, the vast fields of wildflowers were in full bloom before them, stretching out across the hills. There's a dirt path that cuts through the meadow, just wide enough that two horses could walk abreast, and that's what Geralt guides Roach along. The horse briefly turns her head to snatch up a few of the bright flowers to contentedly chomp on as she walks, though Geralt doesn't let her get too many of them. She's got plenty of good food back at the barn, after all.
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"Yeah. How did you know?"
A lucky guess, maybe? Or does he truly have the ear to detect when a musician sings their own lyrics? He sincerely doubts it after the previous jabs. Maybe the song just rings a bell because of his daughter and he shouldn't be reading too much into this.
The view that suddenly welcomes them takes him out of his thoughts, and Jaskier can only gasp and stare for a moment. The colors are vibrant, the aromas sweet, the sun warm, the light bright - it's simply perfect, and Jaskier thinks he's found a little piece of heaven. Which means, of course, he is getting inspired.
"To see the world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wildflower..." Wililam Blake is interrupted, though, when they come closer and the flowers become more than a bunch colors lumped together. The shape is clear now, they're identifiable. "These are buttercups!"
Laughing at the coincidence (or shall we call it destiny?), Jaskier makes Pegasus slow down to fall behind Geralt and Roach so he can have room to jump off the horse and let his fingers touch the flowers. And with Jaskier being Jaskier, it only takes a couple of seconds before he's taking a few, one for his own ear and the rest for Pegasus' mane.
"This isn't bad for his hair, is it?" He asks after he's already braided three little flowers that look incredibly pretty among all the white.
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It isn't important, though, because Jaskier is enthralled by the field of flowers that stretches out in front of them. He quotes something that's probably poetry-- he seems like the type-- and identifies one of the many kinds of flowers that are blossoming near the path. Buttercups, bursting from the earth in clusters of brilliant yellow. The musician stops Pegasus at the side of the path and dismounts, and Geralt gives a gentle tug on the reins to stop Roach, too. Can't leave the guy behind.
He watches with bemusement as Jaskier picks buttercups and sticks one of them behind his ear, saving the other ones for braiding into Pegasus' long mane. He's surprisingly efficient at braiding, and it doesn't take him long at all to start weaving the flowers into the horse's hair.
"Should be fine," he says. "Horses don't usually eat buttercups. Tastes bad."
Which is good, because they're poisonous, too. Only horses in overgrazed pasture with nothing else to eat would resort to eating buttercups. The point of this trail ride isn't really for Jaskier to get off of the damn horse and braid his hair like they're middle school girls at a sleepover, but Jaskier's also paying for this time. So if he wants to spend his hard-earned YouTube money on standing around in a meadow, picking buttercups, that's his prerogative. It's all the same to Geralt.
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What is the deal with this guy anyway?
"I'd image they don't - they are poisonous after all. And you know better, don't you, boy?"
It's what made him choose buttercups over dandelions when choosing his name, a little extra fact that always takes everyone by surprise. As romantic and pretty as having a flower name is, Jaskier likes that extra layer of meaning behind it - he's not only softness and poetry, he's also got a silver tongue to go with it.
Geralt doesn't need to worry, though, Jaskier only braids a couple more flowers in Pegasus' mane before he's ready to go. While wouldn't mind staying here and write and just enjoy the sunset, he does want to finish the trip through the trails. A picture of his braiding work later, Jaskier is back on the horse, one last buttercup in his hand...
Which he puts behind Geralt's ear when he comes close enough to lean in and reach it. It's a quick moment, a mere brush of skin, a better look into yellow eyes (oh, how dare he have such eyes) before he pulls back - and in seconds he's gone, taking Pegasus deeper into the flower bed as he recites a new poem, no interruptions this time.
"The warm sun kissed the Earth to consecrate thy birth, and from his close embrace thy radiant face sprang into sight, a blossoming delight." He takes two more pics, one of the flowers and one selfie, before moving along. "I could recite poetry to this sight all day long. Your daughter is incredibly lucky to have such beauty as her own garden."
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Frivolous.
The musician saddles up again once he's done, walking Pegasus up next to Roach, and Geralt has turned his head to ask him if he's finally ready to keep going when Jaskier's hand reaches out. Geralt jerks back, unused to hands right by his face, but when all's said and done, there's just a buttercup tucked behind his ear. Jaskier's fingers had brushed his cheek when he was pulling back, and the place he touched feels like it's been burned.
Jaskier spurs Pegasus further into the flowers, trotting off among the brightly colored blossoms. Geralt curses under his breath and follows, telling his horse to 'Come on, Roach' as he goes after him. He usually sticks to the trails for a reason-- Jaskier doesn't know where the hell he's going, but if he stuck to the path, it would at least eventually take him back to the ranch. Without someone to guide him, Geralt's fairly certain that he'd wander off into whatever part of nature looked prettiest, and then he'd probably die there or something. Like the city boy he is.
"It's not a garden," he replies, because they're at the foothills of the fucking mountains, not his grandmother's backyard. Or, more likely, his grandmother's cultivated English estate tea garden, considering his poncy rich boy background. Probably doesn't even realize that there are mountain lions and bears and goddamn coyotes out here.
He ought to tell Jaskier to get the fuck back to the trail, but he does know the way through this meadow, and they can catch the trail once they get down through this one and past the stream. It'll technically even cut some time off of their ride, to make up for what Jaskier spent messing around with flowers.
"Stay with me and don't wander off," he says, trotting ahead with Roach. The meadow sloped slightly upwards, a steady but even grade towards the mountains; it leveled off a bit after maybe another twenty minutes of riding, the wildflowers tapering off to tall grasses the closer they got to the stream. This time of year, the water's low and calm enough to easily walk the horses through. As they walk up the banks, the horses step through cattails, through the long, lace-shaped leaves and dusty-pink flowers of rose milkweed. The chokeberry bushes are practically dripping with heavy clusters of delicate white flowers-- might be a lot of berries this summer, if the animals don't get to them first.
They make it back to the ranch just before it starts getting truly dark-- the sun's still sinking low, but it's not quite so late that the horses would have trouble seeing where they're stepping. They rub down the horses and get them put away in their stalls, and Pegasus has been worked hard today, so Geralt gives him a little extra oats for his dinner. Just as a treat, for being good for the city boy.
Once Jaskier gets his things, Geralt walks him back up to the main road, where his ride can pick him up. He's going the same way, and it's best to make sure he doesn't get lost.
"We'll say it's seventy," he says, which is low-balling it, but it's fine. "Call it a first-time discount."
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His tone is mocking, but turns out, he actually keeps his word. Seeing as Geralt obviously isn't interested in chitchatting, Jaskier hums or sings the rest of the ride, only stopping to take the occasional picture or to talk to Pegasus himself. There's a comment here and there for Roach, as well. The place is absolutely beautiful, and it keeps Jaskier's attention enough not to be an annoying brat. The colors, the sounds, the aromas... it's the relaxing time he needed, and he can already fill inspiration coming to him with its needy claws that won't let go of his brain until he gets home and writes it all down.
He loves it. Hopefully one day he can arrange something to work here, just him, his guitar and a picnic blanket.
The buttercup is still behind his ear when they make it back to the ranch, and he plans to keep it there on the ride home (maybe he could press it inside one of his poetry books). Rubbing down the horses is quite nice and not something he used to do a lot when he was a child - it helps seeing the horse as an actual animal and companion and not just a ride he just got off from, bonding with him. Jaskier makes sure to give him some last nice parting words and a good pat on his neck together with a thank you, I'll see you soon. Others would probably try out different horses, but honestly, Jaskier is already sold on this one. He's made a friend today, and he's loyal to his friends until the end.
As soon as he picks his things up, Jaskier asks for an Uber before going to Geralt, knowing he'll have a small wait ahead of him. What he doesn't see coming, however, it's that price. Both his eyebrows quickly go up, disbelief written all over his face.
"What do I look like, a charity case?" Shaking his head, Jaskier reaches into his bag for his wallet (which is, of course, as extra as he is) and grabs two 100s. He folds them together, though, to hide one with the other, before handing them to Geralt. "Keep the change." As he closes his wallet, a little bright thing calls his attention: a transparent yellow pick. Grinning with an idea forming in his head, he hands it to Geralt as well. "And this is for your daughter. A thank you for her reccomendation."
A pause as Jaskier gives the man a look over. He's still annoyed by the comment about his voice, and yet... his curiosity (and attraction, obviously) remains. There's a mystery here and he wants to unravel it (as well as unraveling certain pair of pants).
"Old or not, you do have a phone, right?" He hands Geralt his own, the new contact screen open. "Give me your number so I can plan my visits in the future. That way I won't be around your daughter, too, just like I promised." It's a pity because he does like meeting the fans and getting attention, although on the other hand, it'd be nice to keep this as a calm, secret spot away from everything. He should leave it there, try to work things up through a couple of messages maybe, but he still can't stop his mouth from asking- "Do you have a favorite song?"
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And this is more of that... odd behavior, the kind of thing that he would assume is flirting if Jaskier had been a woman. Geralt doesn't usually give out his private number, not when he has a landline for the business; he ought to tell Jaskier to call that, like everyone else. It's not like he's special just because Pegasus likes him and he's odd and rides well and Geralt took him up for a private trail ride.
Geralt takes the phone from him with a huff and enters in his name and number. This is purely for Ciri's benefit, he thinks-- it's just to look out for her and make sure that she's kept well away from strange men. And, also, it's probably not great for his daughter to harass one of his customers, even if he is YouTube famous or whatever. Then, just as he hands the phone back, Jaskier asks him about his favorite song.
He considers the question for a moment, and replies, "Yeah."
Then he turns, gives him the kind of curt good-bye that he usually does when he leaves a conversation, and heads right back down to the barn to finish up his work for the day. He'd answered the musician's question, anyway-- he'd only asked if Geralt has a favorite song, not what that song is. Teach him to be specific.
Later that night, Ciri points out that he has a buttercup in his hair. After a bit of prodding, Geralt tells her why, and she's furious that he didn't let her know that the musician was there. After he had gone to bed, his daughter still pouting but a little mollified by the pick that the musician had left for her, he thought about Jaskier's hands and his carefree laugh and Geralt could still feel the spot where his fingers brushed his face.
A few days after the musician left, Geralt finally caves to the pressure and gets a damn smartphone. It has no buttons and it's got too many colorful icons and he barely knows how to work it, but at least he's able to keep the same phone number so he doesn't have to memorize a new one. He transfers all his contacts over, including Jaskier's. Would've been a convenient time to 'lose' it if he wanted to, but...
He keeps it. It's fine.
With Ciri's help, he sets up an Insta-whatsit, under the name KaerMorhenRanch. She helps him take a few nice scenic shots of the barn and grounds for the first posts, and also snaps one of him tacking up Roach. He's lifting the saddle onto her back, the muscles in his arms filling out the sleeves of his t-shirt. He thinks it isn't a particularly good one to post, since Roach isn't even entirely in the frame, but Ciri insists that it'll do well.
It does well. More people start following the Ranch. People also start leaving strange comments, sometimes just a series of incomprehensible emojis, but Geralt ignores that.
Geralt-- or the Ranch, rather-- starts following Jaskier. It's just so that he can scroll back through this guy's feed or whatever and see the kind of stuff that he posts, whether it's appropriate for his daughter to be watching. Ciri huffs when she realizes, still a little upset at him about the whole not telling her that her favorite musician was at the Ranch thing, but Geralt is undeterred. He spends an evening scrolling through all of the posts that Jaskier made, watching a few of his videos. It seems fine-- he swears a little, but there's nothing terribly inappropriate. And what fourteen-year-old hasn't heard fuck by now?
He finds the blond girl from Jaskier's lock screen in a few other photos, and reading the captions tells him that she's his sister. That's... well. That should be nothing, it shouldn't matter at all, but it does, kind of? Geralt decides not to think about it. Further back, he finds a picture of Jaskier with his shirt hiked up, revealing a colorful musical tattoo; a picture of him wearing a shirt saying things about phases of the moon; a series of posts from when he went to a Pride parade in London. He looks brilliantly happy, dressed in bright colors and grinning cheerfully at the camera, flags painted on his cheeks. He recognizes the colors of one of them from the sticker on his guitar case, and that's... another thing that shouldn't matter. Jaskier is a customer, his personal life isn't Geralt's business.
Jaskier's next cover that he puts up on his YouTube account-- because Geralt follows him there now, too, but from a more discreet gmail account-- is Stacey's Mom. Against his better judgement, Geralt posts a comment.
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cougars love a babyface
Is it immature? Yes. But who's going to judge him for one little immature comment?
Geralt really shouldn't enjoy all of this, though-- the YouTube channel, the Instagram, the text messages-- as much as he does in the following days, weeks. The messages should be all to the point, purely business, just Jaskier asking Geralt when Pegasus is available or when he could go up on the trails. It shouldn't be the musician asking him what he's doing and Geralt sending him back a picture of his boots immediately after Roach had shit on them. It's too friendly, too familiar.
He does it anyway.
got the afternoon free if you want to go up on the trail
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"Skurwysyn!"
Let the bastard guess what it means, hmph.
Funnily enough, Jaskier returns to his apartment feeling invigorated. Geralt's mean words aside, he's gotten exactly what he wanted: a day to relax, let the stress behind for an afternoon. He also got to look at a hot guy plus his number, which is a bonus. Even negative emotions are still emotions, and Jaskier is an emotional person - also an artist. He embraces all his feelings, welcomes them and makes them inspiration. Even his frustration at the man is better than being tired, which is the most blank and boring feeling.
He saves the little buttercup between the pages of a poetry book (I know you're bad for me and that I should go on without you, the poem says - he knows his subconscious knows exactly what it is doing when it chooses that one) and his next cover is Stacy's Mom. His sister tells him she's already buying wine for when this crush crashes and burns.
Sunday is spent finishing unpacking, but his mood is much better, especially when ranch daughter comments on his photos and thanks her for the pick and the promotion. He's glad to have made a fan happy with such a small gesture.
When Monday comes, he has the energy to go out and do some networking. It's a busy but very satisfying week. He gets to know the bars, the owners, puts out some signs for private music classes, walks in every music shop he can find. He flirts, he winks, he discusses music - he makes contacts. And friends! His hitting on a lovely blonde called Priscilla doesn't work as far as flirting in the Folk Music section goes, but they end up chatting anyway, and she introduces him to her friend Essi as well. They both recognize him and are happy to include him next time they go out - they're his kind of people, always eager to make new pals.
Come the weekend, Jaskier finally has dancing, drinking and an one night stand back in his life. Things are looking up.
During that whole time, though, he doesn't stop texting Geralt. The man is hard to talk to, but luckily for him, Jaskier is great at keeping one-sided conversations. The fact Geralt replies at all is a good sign, he decides - if the guy really didn't stand him, he would ignore him or even block him. Jaskier sends pictures, youtube links to music, random comments about his day, some ranting about the mother of the new kid he gets to teach guitar to, questions about setting up a bird feeder on his balcony (you know animals, right, Geralt?) or about markets in the city. It gets easier to chat with the man as day passes, and Jaskier is slowly learning he isn't actually mean, just a little shit.
Which he can't complain about, really, considering he's a brat.
Geralt has a very particular sense of humor, dry and sarcastic, and while there's a bunch of 'normal people topics' he doesn't give a damn about, when a subject does interest him (see: horses) he can be very eloquent. He's a secret softie, Jaskier is starting to read between the lines, especially for his daughter - who, by the way, has been nothing by a darling on social media, thanking Jaskier for the pick and the promotion. Speaking of social media...
Mr Old Time Ranch DILF gives in and buys a phone, also gets an Instagram. Jaskier teases him for it, feeling like they're slowly becoming friends (his new visits to the ranch as successful and fun as the first one, now he's even being charged properly! hooray!) that enjoy each other's company so he's earned the right to do so. He makes sure to be his first follower -not counting the daughter- and goes to all the ranch pictures he's already uploaded and makes sure to tag the business account.
He also masturbates to a picture of Geralt that shows off his muscles. Sue him.
The biggest surprise is, Geralt follows him back. So he HAS to know Jaskier is bisexual by now, right? He couldn't possibly have missed it. And yet there's no word from him in that matter. While Jaskier has learned that Geralt is like skittish deer (best approached carefully and slowly), it only means he has tuned down the flirting a little not to be overwhelming, it hasn't gone completely away. Yet Geralt doesn't flirt back, nor does he turn him down. It's just... there. Truly a mysterious man, and Jaskier wants to uncover the mystery even more now than the day they met, because Geralt is interesting and nice and Jaskier wants him around.
Thankfully, Destiny is slowly giving Jaskier the things he wants. First, he finally finds his first gig in the city, which has him doing a cute little dance around the apartment. He's already considering calling his new friends to go celebrate, but then second comes: Geralt tells him to visit the ranch. Woah.
Jaskier can't help to stare at the screen for a moment, smiling yet feeling torn - should he read too much into this? It could be simply a business thing, Jaskier always tries to leave a tip and makes good promotion with his pictures. On the other hand... well, he isn't an expert on Geralt, but he doesn't think this guy is the kind to make these kinds of offers. It does feel special. It may not be a date but... it's a sign, right? Geralt wants, at least, to hang out. Jaskier allows his grin to grow as he replies.
aww missing me already? 😏😊
I'd love to!
would it possible to stay longer this time? I'd love to watch the sunset as well 🌞
we could have picnic! 🥂
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His therapist says that this is how people make friends. Geralt doesn't exactly agree with him, but he doesn't hate the musician's presence around the barn. That's... enough, probably. He wouldn't call them friends, but he's... not bad. Acceptable.
figured i should have you down when you can't bother anyone else
get here around 3
if you want a picnic, bring something that works with fruit
Which isn't dissuading the picnic, really. It just means that Jaskier has to take the initiative, Geralt will go along with it.
It's getting into summer, and Geralt... well, usually he'd go up and pick wild berries with Ciri, but she's at her mother's for the next few weeks. So there's a lot of berries that need to be gathered or else they'll just get eaten by birds, and he might as well take Jaskier up to help, right? And it's not like he'll get nothing out of it, anyway, he'll get all the berries that he can carry home. He can make jam or something.
He's tacking up Roach when the musician arrives, lifting the saddle onto her back and tightening up the girth, his biceps straining against the confines of his shirt. He has baskets ready to attach to the saddle, to take up with them when they go up. Water and snacks in the saddlebags, though not anything particularly fancy-- nuts and trail mix, the kind of stuff that you pack in case someone starts getting hypoglycemic during a ride. Not exactly the stuff of
romanticplatonic picnics.He looks over his shoulder at Jaskier, then returns his attention to Roach.
"Pegasus could use the exercise," he says, which isn't much of a greeting, admittedly. But it's easy to talk about horses. "Had a lesson canceled."
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see you at three then! ✌
That's a yes on the picnic, then, and Geralt is even providing dessert. Jaskier grins widely at his screen - could this mean something? He won't let his hopes go up, not yet, but it's good to see things are progressing. This is another point on the 'he wants us to hang out' column.
After a nice shower, Jaskier chooses more casual, lighter clothes to fit the summer heat and the informality of a picnic. He ends up with a silly yet very cute t-shirt under an open red flannel shirt, his sunglasses hanging on the shirt's pocket, tight jeans as always. He already has a bottle of fine wine at home, so he puts it, a couple of glasses and a simple yellow tablecloth in his tote bag, which gets a little heavier when a box of finger sandwiches joins the previous items later. The guitar also comes, of course, can't leave his baby at home!
When he makes it to the ranch, he can't help staying against the door of the stables at first, admiring... well. The view. Geralt's muscles always flex just right whenever he's tacking up Roach - who cares about the trail, really, Jaskier could stay here and just watch ranch DILF tack up horses all day long.
(And maybe he could be tacked up for a ride too--)
Geralt has other plans though. Indeed, there's no greeting, but Jaskier doesn't mind. On the contrary, it makes him feel like a friend. There's no performative business welcome, just normal conversation, as if they had just been texting two seconds ago. Geralt probably doesn't mean it that way, Jaskier suspects - if there's something he's learned about the man in their interactions so far, it's that he has some issues socializing. But precisely because of that, he doubts any client can just show up in the stables like this. Another good sign.
"My trusted stallion, abandoned!" Jaskier exclaims with a hand on his chest. But being dramatic doesn't stop him from leaving aside his things for a moment to start working on his tacking up as well. "Don't worry, my new friend, you can always count on me. We shall have a lovely ride together, and you and Roach can graze while Geralt and I have our little picnic. Right, Geralt?" He turns to the man with his head tilted. "What was it you mentioned about fruit anyway? Can we share those with the horses?"
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Jaskier has his dramatic moment, talking to Pegasus as though the animal could actually understand him, hand clasped to his chest. Geralt huffs as he finishes tightening up the girth, ignoring the way that Roach smacks him with her tail to show her displeasure. Too bad, horse-- the girth is mandatory, Geralt's not riding bareback all the way up the damn trail just because his horse doesn't like a strap around her belly.
The musician eventually quits his theatrics and gets around to tacking up, which is good because Geralt doesn't plan on waiting around all day. He even asks a question that's actually thoughtful and relevant, which is really a first. Geralt might think that he's learning, but he knows Jaskier well enough by this point to know he's not.
Might as well share the whole purpose of this outing, anyway. And the reason why he wants another pair of hands along.
"Fruit's fine, but only a little. Too much sugar."
It would be bad for their teeth, just like for people. But people could goddamn brush and go to a dentist, and Geralt didn't care about Jaskier's dental hygiene. He could eat sugar 'til his teeth all fall out of his head if he wants to. Geralt takes Roach's bridle and starts leading her out of the barn, assuming that Jaskier will follow.
"Wild berries grow well up around the mountain," he says. "Should be getting ripe right around now. We'll want to get at it before the animals do."
As tempting as the bounty is to humans, it's just as much to animals. But there's usually plenty to go around; when he'd brought Ciri up last year, they'd been able to eat their fill and still gather all the berries that they could carry down. This year-- well, they'd probably get less, because Geralt's pretty certain that his daughter could carry more weight than this whole-ass adult man.
With that explanation, he swings himself into the saddle and starts heading up the trail, along the scenic route that Jaskier might recognize from his last excursion up into the hills.
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And following him he does... at first. After hearing Geralt's explanation, Jaskier can't help freezing, staring at the guy ahead of him with wide eyes. He wants to believe Geralt is slowly accepting the fact they're becoming friends, that's why he got the message, right? But this? Feels like so much more. He could've picked the berries with anyone - his daughter, especially. Alone, even, just he and his horse against nature. Isn't that what Geralt likes?
Geralt getting on the horse and riding away is what makes him snap out of it. Jaskier hurries to get on Pegasus as well, making his horse going a bit faster than a simple trot to catch up with his friend, side by side, and look directly at his face when he asks his question. Because what the fuck does it mean.
"Sooooo, let me see if I'm getting this right. We're having a picnic and going berry picking together? You saved this little activity to do with me, your new friend?" Once again, he puts a hand on his chest. "Geralt, I'm touched! You do care!"
A little overdramatic, probably, but he has to compensate somehow. Because what he's actually dying to ask right now is is this a date?.
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Sometimes, berry picking is just berry picking, and you shouldn't read too much into it.
(Sometimes, as a certain discredited Austrian psychologist might have said, a cigar is just a cigar. But sometimes it's a cock.)
"Friend is a strong word," he replies to Jaskier's histrionics. He's making a lot out of this, and out of their... acquaintance. Geralt had mentioned the other man during his therapy session, just in passing, and his therapist had made a whole deal about it, too. Something about how this is how people make friends, but she'd dropped the subject after Geralt had insisted that they aren't friends, he's just a customer who has his private phone number and hangs around the ranch a lot and sometimes sends him cat videos. As not-friends do.
"But, yes, we're going to pick berries. I would take Ciri, but she's at her mother's."
And he could have done it himself, but... well, he can get more with another pair of hands. Eskel might have agreed to help him, but he's been busy, and Geralt wouldn't have even bothered to ask Lambert. So, strange hipster musician it is.
It's a good day for it, and a good day for a ride, at least-- warm but not oppressively hot, with enough big, puffy cumulus clouds overhead to provide occasional relief from the sun. Jaskier will get plenty of that natural beauty or whatever it is that he comes out here for.
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"Oh, really? We're not using the word friends now?"
The times they've done trail riding so far, Jaskier had followed Geralt around. This is a wake-up all, though, so he doesn't return to his usual spot, he stays riding side by side, the dark tones of Geralt and Roach against the light colors of Pegasus and him. It's poetic, really, and he'll appreciate it better later when isn't being completed offended by this asshole. Knowing to trust his lovely white partner by now, Jaskier grabs the reins with only one hand in order to use the other one to gesture between them, indicating their relationship. Obviously.
"So you usually just chat with any client of yours through texts, send them pictures of what your horse did to your boots and save for them special activities you'd usually do with your precious daughter?" When Geralt glares at him as an answer, Jaskier snorts and goes back to looking at the natural beauty around them, keeping an incredibly smug look on his face. "Yeah, that's what I thought." But after a short pause, he softens into a kind smile. "But thank you. It sounds like fun."
And he means it. Date illusions aside, he does enjoy Geralt's company, even as a friend. If the man just happens to need a little pushing to get there, well, Jaskier will gladly be that pusher.
The weather is perfect for a picnic and a nice ride, and Jaskier can't wait to sit down, relax, drink some wine and take a couple of pictures. Maybe one with Geralt? If he promises not to post it to his social media, maybe he can get him to agree to the idea instead of having to snap one before the guy growls at him.
Something else is in his mind at this very moment, though. Something Geralt said. Jaskier glances at him a couple of times before finally deciding to just go for it, to hell with precautions.
"You don't mention her much - Ciri's mother, I mean. Are you divorced, Geralt?"
A nice way of asking or is she the consequences of a one night stand without protection.
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Geralt doesn't make any verbal reply to Jaskier's accusations of friendship, instead just grumbling and squeezing Roach into a faster trot.
There are a few blessed minutes of quiet, where the only sounds are the trilling birdsong in the trees and the sound of wind through foliage. It really is a lovely day for a ride, and better when he can actually fucking enjoy it, when he can focus on the trail ahead of him and pretend that it's just him and Roach, making their way up to the meadows--
Jaskier speaks. Geralt beseeches the uncaring gods for strength.
"If I was divorced, I'd be getting alimony," he says, because gods know that Yen makes more than he does every year. Probably several times over, he never asked but she's got that fancy brownstone in the city that she lives in, and all those designer clothes. Geralt sure as fuck didn't buy them for her.
He looks sidelong at the musician, as though trying to discern why he'd suddenly have an interest in his... ex-girlfriend? Baby mama? Yen would kill him for even thinking that term.
"She'd eat you alive."
Also, he's not setting up one of his customers with his daughter's mother. Both because Yen doesn't need his help with her love life, and also because she would eat this musical otter for breakfast and move on to another man by lunch. Geralt's not dealing with the fallout from that.
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She'd eat you alive? What does that even mean? Frowning, Jaskier tilts his head at Geralt, trying to figure out where that random statement even comes from. He's asking about Geralt's relationship with his ex as conversation, not trying to set-up some sort of meeting... oh. No fucking way.
"...bloody hell. You think I want to date her? What the fuck, Geralt!"
Jaskier throws his free hand in the air, obviously exasperated. He knows he's a bit of a slut (a bit?) and he isn't sure if Geralt has caught up on that yet, but still: rude. He's not that constantly horny, he can still have basic conversations! (No, really.)
"First of all, I don't need your help to find dates. I've already had a taste of American meat, thank you very much. But most importantly: what the fuck!" Has he already said that? Oh well, it deserves to be repeated. "How can you think I'm seriously asking you to set me up with your ex! I'm just trying to learn more about you, Geralt. You know, as friends do."
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Then Jaskier opens his mouth again and he's reminded of all the ways that Yen would probably hate him. That's probably for the best. The musician even says the words American meat and Geralt's fairly certain that he hates him for that, too. The glare that he levels at him would certainly indicate as such.
"Hm." He knows that Jaskier hates it when he only grunts in reply-- it'd be a lie if he said that reaction isn't part of why he does it. And, really, who's Jaskier trying to fool? To learn more about you, what a load of shit. People want to learn about him because he looks a certain way, like something they want, and then they find out about the ex-con thing and that his grunts and general lack of communication aren't just him trying to be mysterious or some horseshit, he really just is like that, and their desire to learn abruptly cuts off.
"Friend's still a strong word."
Geralt doesn't really have friends. He has brothers, and a daughter, and an ex that he's on reasonably good terms with, barring a couple of occasions in the past when he'd been trying to get his shit together and hadn't quite let go of the idea that Yen might be the answer to everything. He doesn't need friends. He's only just figured out how to manage the relationships that he already has.
But they're nearing the meadows, and that will be the perfect opportunity to switch from this nightmare conversation into the blissful distraction of physical labor. Can't talk when you're keeping your hands busy with berry-picking, right?
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"I believe we just went over the facts, Mister Loner, and the only obvious conclusion to this-" He points between them. "-is friendship."
Geralt is dismissive of this once again, and Jaskier is ready to start puffing up like a blowfish, but the meadows soon come into view and with them the berry bushes. There's a bigger variety than he expected: strawberries, blueberries, honeyberries, and even salmonberries. It's a wonderful party of colors, and of course he needs to take a picture before they get down to business.
The horses are left grazing and for once, Jaskier stays silent while Geralt teaches him the basics. It can be tempting to stay in constant motion, but it's better and more efficient to stay in one spot, taking the time to really look under leaves or at the tops and bottoms of bushes before moving on. Will save him energy, he says, as if Jaskier wasn't a constant ball of it. No need to pick an entire cluster, only choose the ripe berries from the group, they should easily fall off the stems. Avoid berries from a broken branch, and go to the top of bushes for the sweetest fruit since they're usually sun-ripened.
Pretty simple instructions, Jaskier thinks, and he's very pleased by this turn of events. Because if he doesn't have to pay tons of attention to little details, then it means he can continue to chat with Mr DILF while they work. No, Geralt, physical labor won't shut the blabbermouth up. Sorry.
"What do you have against the word friends anyway?" He asks while working on a decent pile of honeyberries and being internally grateful he decided to take his hat from his tote bag and put it on before starting. The sun is definitely warming them pretty heavily as they stand next to the bushes. "Does it ruin your Brooding Lone Wolf image or something? Because let me tell you, mate, that shipped sailed and sunk the moment you started replying to my texts."
He already used that argument, he knows, but he can't let this go. There's something weird going on and he wants to reach the bottom of it! They day they met, he classified Geralt as a mystery, and he is now realizing how accurate that had been. Who invites someone to go berry picking if they are not friends and it's not a job obligation? It doesn't make sense.
"Is your ex a touchy topic I shouldn't have gone into? If so, sorry. But you can just tell me so."
While waiting for an answer, Jaskier gives in to temptation and picks one of the strawberries in his basket to nibble on it. It's sweet and juicy, simply delicious, and he hums with lips around the fruit to show his appreciation of it.
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