Geralt hears Pegasus trot to catch up to him, which is a little odd-- had Jaskier just forgotten to get on the damn horse? They aren't going to walk the horses up the mountain, after all. The idea that his explanation caused such a dramatic response in the musician hasn't occurred to him, but it probably should just because Jaskier reacts dramatically to everything.
Sometimes, berry picking is just berry picking, and you shouldn't read too much into it.
(Sometimes, as a certain discredited Austrian psychologist might have said, a cigar is just a cigar. But sometimes it's a cock.)
"Friend is a strong word," he replies to Jaskier's histrionics. He's making a lot out of this, and out of their... acquaintance. Geralt had mentioned the other man during his therapy session, just in passing, and his therapist had made a whole deal about it, too. Something about how this is how people make friends, but she'd dropped the subject after Geralt had insisted that they aren't friends, he's just a customer who has his private phone number and hangs around the ranch a lot and sometimes sends him cat videos. As not-friends do.
"But, yes, we're going to pick berries. I would take Ciri, but she's at her mother's."
And he could have done it himself, but... well, he can get more with another pair of hands. Eskel might have agreed to help him, but he's been busy, and Geralt wouldn't have even bothered to ask Lambert. So, strange hipster musician it is.
It's a good day for it, and a good day for a ride, at least-- warm but not oppressively hot, with enough big, puffy cumulus clouds overhead to provide occasional relief from the sun. Jaskier will get plenty of that natural beauty or whatever it is that he comes out here for.
Welp. That sure is disappointing. Not the fact that isn't a date-- well, okay, that's a little disappointing as well, but it's not like Jaskier had big hopes in that area. No, what is disappointing is the fact that Geralt doesn't even want to accept the word friend. Jaskier doesn't know the man extremely well yet, but he's at least gathered he isn't the most social of blokes, that's for sure. He didn't expect him, however, to be this far in the antisocial scale. Especially considering their current situation... huh, he should use that.
"Oh, really? We're not using the word friends now?"
The times they've done trail riding so far, Jaskier had followed Geralt around. This is a wake-up all, though, so he doesn't return to his usual spot, he stays riding side by side, the dark tones of Geralt and Roach against the light colors of Pegasus and him. It's poetic, really, and he'll appreciate it better later when isn't being completed offended by this asshole. Knowing to trust his lovely white partner by now, Jaskier grabs the reins with only one hand in order to use the other one to gesture between them, indicating their relationship. Obviously.
"So you usually just chat with any client of yours through texts, send them pictures of what your horse did to your boots and save for them special activities you'd usually do with your precious daughter?" When Geralt glares at him as an answer, Jaskier snorts and goes back to looking at the natural beauty around them, keeping an incredibly smug look on his face. "Yeah, that's what I thought." But after a short pause, he softens into a kind smile. "But thank you. It sounds like fun."
And he means it. Date illusions aside, he does enjoy Geralt's company, even as a friend. If the man just happens to need a little pushing to get there, well, Jaskier will gladly be that pusher.
The weather is perfect for a picnic and a nice ride, and Jaskier can't wait to sit down, relax, drink some wine and take a couple of pictures. Maybe one with Geralt? If he promises not to post it to his social media, maybe he can get him to agree to the idea instead of having to snap one before the guy growls at him.
Something else is in his mind at this very moment, though. Something Geralt said. Jaskier glances at him a couple of times before finally deciding to just go for it, to hell with precautions.
"You don't mention her much - Ciri's mother, I mean. Are you divorced, Geralt?"
A nice way of asking or is she the consequences of a one night stand without protection.
Jaskier insinuates that Geralt's behavior towards him has been less acquaintance-like and more friendship-like and he shoots him an irritated glare. His therapist had said something similar, and, really, everyone can just get the fuck off his dick about what he calls his... whatever the fuck this is. He doesn't know, he just doesn't want to analyze it. Jaskier is just the asshole that rides his horses, okay?
Geralt doesn't make any verbal reply to Jaskier's accusations of friendship, instead just grumbling and squeezing Roach into a faster trot.
There are a few blessed minutes of quiet, where the only sounds are the trilling birdsong in the trees and the sound of wind through foliage. It really is a lovely day for a ride, and better when he can actually fucking enjoy it, when he can focus on the trail ahead of him and pretend that it's just him and Roach, making their way up to the meadows--
Jaskier speaks. Geralt beseeches the uncaring gods for strength.
"If I was divorced, I'd be getting alimony," he says, because gods know that Yen makes more than he does every year. Probably several times over, he never asked but she's got that fancy brownstone in the city that she lives in, and all those designer clothes. Geralt sure as fuck didn't buy them for her.
He looks sidelong at the musician, as though trying to discern why he'd suddenly have an interest in his... ex-girlfriend? Baby mama? Yen would kill him for even thinking that term.
"She'd eat you alive."
Also, he's not setting up one of his customers with his daughter's mother. Both because Yen doesn't need his help with her love life, and also because she would eat this musical otter for breakfast and move on to another man by lunch. Geralt's not dealing with the fallout from that.
Roach is squeezed into a faster trot and so Pegasus gets the same treatment - there's no way Jaskier is letting Geralt get away with this! He wouldn't allow it in any outing, but especially not today when it was Geralt himself that invited him to come. The alimony comment makes him laugh, but next one leaves him confused.
She'd eat you alive? What does that even mean? Frowning, Jaskier tilts his head at Geralt, trying to figure out where that random statement even comes from. He's asking about Geralt's relationship with his ex as conversation, not trying to set-up some sort of meeting... oh. No fucking way.
"...bloody hell. You think I want to date her? What the fuck, Geralt!"
Jaskier throws his free hand in the air, obviously exasperated. He knows he's a bit of a slut (a bit?) and he isn't sure if Geralt has caught up on that yet, but still: rude. He's not that constantly horny, he can still have basic conversations! (No, really.)
"First of all, I don't need your help to find dates. I've already had a taste of American meat, thank you very much. But most importantly: what the fuck!" Has he already said that? Oh well, it deserves to be repeated. "How can you think I'm seriously asking you to set me up with your ex! I'm just trying to learn more about you, Geralt. You know, as friends do."
Geralt shrugs one shoulder at Jaskier's offense. Nothing to be so pissy about, though, most people want to date Yen once they've seen her. She's beautiful-- truly, heart-stoppingly beautiful, the kind of beauty that opens doors and influences people. She'd leveraged it as she leverages everything in her life, with one great exception. If Jaskier saw her, Geralt wouldn't have been surprised or even really blamed him for wanting to get close to her. She's like gravity. Geralt felt the pull of it when they were young, still feels the tug in his chest even now.
Then Jaskier opens his mouth again and he's reminded of all the ways that Yen would probably hate him. That's probably for the best. The musician even says the words American meat and Geralt's fairly certain that he hates him for that, too. The glare that he levels at him would certainly indicate as such.
"Hm." He knows that Jaskier hates it when he only grunts in reply-- it'd be a lie if he said that reaction isn't part of why he does it. And, really, who's Jaskier trying to fool? To learn more about you, what a load of shit. People want to learn about him because he looks a certain way, like something they want, and then they find out about the ex-con thing and that his grunts and general lack of communication aren't just him trying to be mysterious or some horseshit, he really just is like that, and their desire to learn abruptly cuts off.
"Friend's still a strong word."
Geralt doesn't really have friends. He has brothers, and a daughter, and an ex that he's on reasonably good terms with, barring a couple of occasions in the past when he'd been trying to get his shit together and hadn't quite let go of the idea that Yen might be the answer to everything. He doesn't need friends. He's only just figured out how to manage the relationships that he already has.
But they're nearing the meadows, and that will be the perfect opportunity to switch from this nightmare conversation into the blissful distraction of physical labor. Can't talk when you're keeping your hands busy with berry-picking, right?
Indeed, Jaskier absolutely loathes that damn grunt, and Geralt gets exactly the reaction he's looking for: a frustrated groan, which only gets worse when he denies the word friend again. He's been expecting Geralt to be kinda dense, but not this dense. It's a whole new record. Luckily for Geralt (in Jaskier's eyes anyway), this musical otter doesn't give up easily.
"I believe we just went over the facts, Mister Loner, and the only obvious conclusion to this-" He points between them. "-is friendship."
Geralt is dismissive of this once again, and Jaskier is ready to start puffing up like a blowfish, but the meadows soon come into view and with them the berry bushes. There's a bigger variety than he expected: strawberries, blueberries, honeyberries, and even salmonberries. It's a wonderful party of colors, and of course he needs to take a picture before they get down to business.
The horses are left grazing and for once, Jaskier stays silent while Geralt teaches him the basics. It can be tempting to stay in constant motion, but it's better and more efficient to stay in one spot, taking the time to really look under leaves or at the tops and bottoms of bushes before moving on. Will save him energy, he says, as if Jaskier wasn't a constant ball of it. No need to pick an entire cluster, only choose the ripe berries from the group, they should easily fall off the stems. Avoid berries from a broken branch, and go to the top of bushes for the sweetest fruit since they're usually sun-ripened.
Pretty simple instructions, Jaskier thinks, and he's very pleased by this turn of events. Because if he doesn't have to pay tons of attention to little details, then it means he can continue to chat with Mr DILF while they work. No, Geralt, physical labor won't shut the blabbermouth up. Sorry.
"What do you have against the word friends anyway?" He asks while working on a decent pile of honeyberries and being internally grateful he decided to take his hat from his tote bag and put it on before starting. The sun is definitely warming them pretty heavily as they stand next to the bushes. "Does it ruin your Brooding Lone Wolf image or something? Because let me tell you, mate, that shipped sailed and sunk the moment you started replying to my texts."
He already used that argument, he knows, but he can't let this go. There's something weird going on and he wants to reach the bottom of it! They day they met, he classified Geralt as a mystery, and he is now realizing how accurate that had been. Who invites someone to go berry picking if they are not friends and it's not a job obligation? It doesn't make sense.
"Is your ex a touchy topic I shouldn't have gone into? If so, sorry. But you can just tell me so."
While waiting for an answer, Jaskier gives in to temptation and picks one of the strawberries in his basket to nibble on it. It's sweet and juicy, simply delicious, and he hums with lips around the fruit to show his appreciation of it.
While the horses enjoy their grazing time in the meadow, Geralt shows Jaskier the berry-picking ropes. He is, at least, paying attention, and it seems more or less like most of the information is retained in his flighty head. Not that it's exactly hard, so the bar isn't set very high, but Geralt is at least fairly certain that he won't fuck anything up too badly and pick bad berries or unripe ones or something.
If only it meant that he would shut up for a little while.
While Geralt digs his way through the tangled mass of a blueberry bush, searching for the best berries while also trying to avoid getting stung by bees, Jaskier continues to chatter. It's a wonder that the man doesn't swallow a bug with how much he has his damn mouth open, though Geralt almost wishes that he would-- it would teach him a valuable lesson.
Geralt only grunts in response to the friends question, not deigning it with a verbal reply. He knew that he shouldn't have given the musician his personal phone number, and now it's coming back to bite him right in the ass. If he'd just told the guy to call him on the landline, they would've been able to avoid this whole stupid friends business. And, besides, responding once or twice to a cat meme with 'cute' or, on one occasion, 'what the fuck am i looking at' does not a friendship make.
He emerges briefly from the blueberry bush to swat a few bees off of his arms. He's been stung once or twice in the process, and uses the edge of his thumbnail to scrape the stingers out of his skin. Jaskier asks about Yen, but not for information about her-- just to know if she's something he can't talk about.
"There's nothing to go into," he replies. "She's Ciri's mother. That's it."
It's at that point that Geralt looks up, just in time to see Jaskier snacking on some of the wild strawberries. The strawberries have done well this year, full and ripe and sweet, and when he bites into the flesh, his lips are wet and shiny with juice. Geralt has the sudden odd urge to find out what the strawberries taste like, and realizes probably a moment too late that he's staring at Jaskier's mouth. He turns away, back to the bush, and goes back to his blueberry hunt out of the need to have his hands doing something. Otherwise, he isn't... entirely sure what he might do with them.
Yeah, that absolutely sounds like touchy topic he shouldn't go into to Jaskier. He turns to Geralt to apologize and change the subject, only to find him... staring? Not at his eyes, though, he's not glaring at him for his comments. He follows the direction of Geralt's gaze to check and--
No fucking way.
Is this really happening? Is he reading this correctly? Is it actual progress? Eager to test his theory and with his heart beating a little faster than usual, Jaskier finishes the rest of the strawberry in one bite, then proceeds to very slowly lick his lips while trying to make eye contact.
Geralt just turns and leaves.
Bollocks. Has he made him uncomfortable? But is it in a good way or a bad way? Why is this guy so hard to read, for fuck's sake! Thankfully Jaskier is nothing but stubborn, so he quickly follows Geralt into the bushes, grabbing a couple of honeyberries on the way. He doesn't go back to picking yet - in fact he hurries to end up ahead of Geralt on the path, walking backwards so there's no way Mr DILF can miss his little show.
"You know, Geralt..." This grin? Could put Cheshire's to shame. "You still haven't told me your favorite song."
A bit of a lame question, really. His quest to get to know Geralt better isn't over yet, but right now his goal has changed: conversation is just an excuse to stay in front of the man, blue eyes locked on golden as he takes the honeyberry to his mouth and fucking suckles. After two seconds though, he bites on it, pretending it was an accidental brush of his teeth when it fact he knows exactly what he is doing: letting the berry juice drip down the corner of his mouth.
"Oops." He says after swallowing the berry with a quick swipe of this tongue. A thumb reaches up to clean the juice drip on his face and, of course, he sucks it clean then, letting go of it with an audible pop.
Jaskier skips ahead of him on the path, turning to walk backwards so that he's facing Geralt. There's a part of him that vindictively hopes that he'll trip, just to teach him a lesson about being purposefully annoying. No luck-- the musician is unfortunately sure-footed as he goes.
And he's got a handful of honeyberries, ones that have been on the bush for long enough that they're almost overripe, plump and practically popping with juice. Jaskier asks him a question but Geralt barely even registers the words, because he has taken one of the berries to his lips and is practically fellating it. He has a clever mouth, and that would make sense in the sort of abstract academic way of assuming that being a vocalist would require skill in mouth-related subjects. It's far different to see it demonstrated in this way, like the difference between knowing someone's good at tongue-twisters and watching them tie a knot in a cherry stem with their tongue.
It still shouldn't matter, because Jaskier is a man and the oral dexterity of men isn't something that's in Geralt's purview. Jaskier's oral dexterity is extremely distracting.
"Hm."
That doesn't answer the question and there's maybe a bit of a choked edge to that grunt, but Geralt smoothly and effectively covers that up by walking off the path and directly into the dense foliage that grows next to it, going into it far enough that the path was out of sight. Because pushing his way into the middle of a bunch of berry bushes until he can't see Jaskier anymore is a completely reasonable response to this situation.
There are berries all around him. He starts picking them, and it's a relief to have something to do with his hands that does not, in any way, involve a foppish musician who can't seem to do his shirt up all the way.
Geralt takes out his phone and types a short message to Lambert. He needs to get laid, apparently fucking yesterday, and Lambert might be a shit wingman but every other man in the bar looks better by comparison, so his presence isn't entirely unhelpful. So he'll just pick some woman up at the bar, fuck her until he stops feeling weird, and then everything would be fine. Totally solid plan.
Oh, great, another grunt. Jaskier thinks something is a bit different about this particular one, but he can't tell for sure, he's still learning to read this wall in a man's body. There definitely is staring at his mouth, no doubts about that - but once again, Geralt shows no reaction other than leaving. Ignoring the show because it annoys him or because it was having an effect on him and he doesn't want to admit it?
AND WHY IS THIS MAN SO HARD TO READ! Never has Jaskier had this much trouble flirting.
Ignoring the berries for now, Jaskier hurries down the path once more, blue eyes fixed on the man ahead of him with all the determination of the world (although the pouting kills the determined face, to be fair). Which only serves to fullfil Geralt's prophecy: Jaskier doesn't see the rock before he steps on it and, obviously, trips...
Just as Geralt is turning around...
Taking him down with him on the dirt.
Baskets and berries fly and land all over the grass as Jaskier squeals in surprise, expecting his clothes to get ruined and his face to get smashed... but no pain comes. In fact, he feels... comfy? Jaskier blinks a couple of times as his mind chases confusion away, and his eyes can only widen when he realizes what -or more exactly who- has cushioned his fall.
"...oops."
He should say something else. Apologize - move away, even. But see, he's a little-- ah. Distracted at the moment. His hands are finally getting to confirm how hard those abs are, and his chin is finding out that chest is indeed as cozy as it looks. Geralt feels as amazing as he looks, and Jaskier has to pray to a god he doesn't believe in for a little miracle and not get a boner out of this.
Things that Geralt is not prepared for-- an uncoordinated otter to come barreling through the underbrush, then promptly trip and fall with his entire weight onto Geralt's chest. If he had been able to anticipate him or had better footing, he would've been able to catch him, but he's caught unprepared and Jaskier's weight takes him to the ground. It isn't exactly a pretty landing, either, Geralt lands hard and has another body right on top of him. For a few seconds, he's sucking wind, all of the breath knocked out of his lungs.
Oops, Jaskier says, like this is all just a harmless little accident and Geralt isn't going to have a goose egg on the back of his head. Meanwhile, his face is right between Geralt's tits and his hands are getting a little fresh with his torso. Most people would get off after falling on someone, but not Jaskier-- apparently, he takes the opportunity to get a good feel of people's abs. Well, too bad for him, there are no soft curves or big breasts for him to feel up, just hard muscle.
Geralt grabs the musician by the back of the collar of his shirt and pulls him off, since he seems a bit disinclined to do it himself.
"Jaskier," he says, his voice dipping into that nearly growling range that usually sends folks running in the opposite direction. "Stay on the path if you're just going to fall all over yourself."
Then he gets up and retrieves the fallen basket, trying to salvage as much of the berries as possible.
Jaskier starts to apologize, but a (kinda pathetic) squeal leaves his lips instead. Geralt is grabbing him by his shirt and--
-oh.
Ooooooh.
Fuck.
It's not easy to embarrass Jaskier - the man is quite shameless. And to be fair, it's not quite embarrassment that gets his cheeks red and his throat dry. No, it's the fact that Geralt is as strong as he looks. It's the fact he can move him as if he weighed nothing at all. It's the fact his name is said with that growl that sends a shiver down his spine, the fact he just got to feel his boobs, plus the summer sun above them, it's--
It's... a very bad case of blue balls.
Double fuck.
Geralt continues to work, but Jaskier needs a moment. Face flushed and mouth hanging open, he stays sitting on the ground, trying to put himself together. When he finally moves, it's to take off his hat and fan himself with it. Honestly, the fact he doesn't have a boner right now is a huge fucking miracle - and experience, probably, because Jaskier is used to finding pretty people everywhere. He has been training his body since his hormones brought puberty home.
And yet... this DILF is going to be the end of him.
For a moment he considers the option of opening the bottle of wine in his tote bag, but that would only make him more pathetic. So the hat returns to his head before Jaskier crawls until he's next to Geralt and starts helping him pick up the fallen berries.
"I'm sorry," he offers with a much calmer voice. There's no dramatics, just honesty. He knows when his flirting fucks up, and this definitely counts as fucking up. "I didn't mean to make a mess of things. I just-" Really like you. "-I'm really excited to be here. I always am, but especially today because you invited me. It's nice."
It's fantastic, amazing, it makes him smile! But gotta take it a bit slower, he's already pushed Geralt enough for today.
Geralt moves Jaskier and he can feel the shiver run through the musician's body when he puts his hands on him. He tries to avoid touching people in general unless it's absolutely necessary; he looks strong and is somehow even stronger than he looks, and that fact tends to make people uncomfortable. Jaskier even needs a moment, after Geralt has turned back to the fallen berries, to compose himself, probably after having the realization of how much strength Geralt has and what that strength could do.
It's fine; he's used to that kind of reaction. He knows what he looks like. Between his muscles and his strange hair and what could be charitably called a resting bitch face, it's not surprising that most normal people look at him and think he's a brute. It's not surprising that Jaskier does. It doesn't bother him.
After a few moments, Jaskier returns to his side to help pick up the berries, his ridiculous hat back in place on his head and voice calm again. He apologizes, which at least does a little to soothe the fact that Geralt's dusty and will probably have to pick at least one tick out of his hair at this rate. Geralt's skeptical about the excited to be here part, because who would really be that excited to go up a mountain with a weird horse man and do physical labor? But Geralt had-- something. Not wanted to do this alone, maybe. The past few years that he'd come up here, it had been with Ciri, and even if he does wish that she could be here with him now, Yen had wanted to take her on a trip. Who was he to deny her that?
"Hm."
Most of the berries are still fine and can go back in the basket. Jaskier will, if nothing else, at least get something out of this venture-- more berries than he'll likely know what to do with.
"Just be more careful. I don't want to have to drag you back down the mountain if you break an ankle."
Oh, look, what is that? Ah yes, the echoes of yet another grunt. Jaskier can't help sighing - never has connecting with someone been so hard. He can already picture it: he's gonna tell his sister about his day later, and she's gonna reply for the hundredth time why do you keep on bothering?.
What can he say? He likes a challenge. There's also the fact that, while being incredibly frustrating, Geralt is also... well, honest. Jaskier knows that what he sees it's what he gets, there's no trying to navigate second meanings behind words and actions. It's refreshing, really.
Like right now - Geralt should be mad at him. And yet...
"But you'd do it anyway. My hero!"
He playfully nudges Geralt before going back to picking up berries from the ground. There's a lot of them, and they still have some bushes to go - what the hell is he going to do with so many berries? He isn't sure, but he isn't going to say no to such a gift from Geralt, even if technically he doesn't see it as such.
"Speaking of invitations and being excited..." His voice picks up enthusiasm again - and pride as well. "I've finally gotten my first gig in the city. Next Saturday! It's at night, a place for adults, so at least half of my fans can't come." He sounds amused by that, but it's also his way of subtly letting Geralt know that isn't about Cirilla. "I'd love it if you could come."
And he means it. Hopefully Geralt can see that was well.
That's definitely another grunt, because while he's not wrong-- Geralt would carry him down the goddamn mountain if he had to, even if he wouldn't like it-- he doesn't like that Jaskier has him pegged so well. He would have to, he couldn't just leave him with a broken ankle or something on the mountain, the idiot would get eaten by a coyote or a mountain lion before the night was up. And Geralt's not going back to prison for that kind of stupidity.
Thankfully, Jaskier changes the subject all on his own, going from Geralt's unfortunate weakness for a sob story to the first gig that he's gotten in the city. Apparently he'd managed to score a spot at a bar, someplace that someone like Ciri couldn't go to. Which must have been a bit of a hindrance, considering that his target audience is generally too young to drink, and therefore couldn't go into the venue. Not exactly the best choice. Geralt huffs-- figures, that this guy would end up getting a gig at a place where half his audience couldn't even go in, but who could blame him for taking something that paid?
"Trying to pad out your audience?" he asks, because why else would Jaskier ask him to come? He's probably telling literally everyone he knows, just on the off-chance that someone would take pity and show up.
But-- next Saturday. Geralt knows that he doesn't have anything going on, and his brothers have been up his ass about not doing social things. And by the time that Saturday rolls around, he'll have already gotten laid and gotten over whatever this particular bullshit is, so everything will be fine. He'll pick up some woman, fuck her until he feels normal again, and then he'll go to Jaskier's damn show because of perfectly normal non-friendship reasons.
"Farrier might be coming that day, I'll have to see."
It does sound a bit like a hindrance, doesn't it? The thing is, Jaskier isn't doing it for the money. He needs to get out there in as many ways as possible, and beggars can't be choosers. Hopefully, he'll get a better chance to play for his fans in the future, but honestly? He can't say he minds the idea of this bar either - he wants to reach a variety of people as well. His songs are for everyone, the young and old, the men and the women. For both Cirilla and Geralt.
A pity Geralt can't see that...
"Aaaaargh! You're bloody impossible!" He cries out to the sky as he throws his head back, frustration palpable in the very air he breathes. "Fine. Whatever. Flier with info is on my Instagram."
Translation: he doesn't expect Geralt to show up at all.
Oh well. He tried. Does this mean he's giving up? Not at all. But he needs a moment to calm down before he smushes a bunch of berries on that irritatingly handsome face. So once everything is back on their respective baskets, Jaskier takes his and returns to the bushes, but not without putting on his headphones. Music, as always, is the best way to express himself, to handle his emotions.
His playlist of choice? A little something he's chosen to title Ranch DILF is going to be the end of me.
Needless to say, Jaskier sings to every single song in said playlist. And boy, there's a little bit of everything in it. From catchy pop tunes about liking someone with a difficult personality (Katy Perry's Hot'n'Cold, Lady Gaga's Bad Romance, Pink's True Love) to deep, heartful ballads about people that are more than they seem (Alicia Keys' Love Is Blind, Cyndi Lauper's True Colors), Jaskier sings them all... and that includes, of course, the dirty tunes as well, which don't take long to show up.
It isn't hard for him to transition from Jason Derulo to George Michael, Jaskier's body moving to the rhythm as he jumps from bush to bush to fill his basket with enough berries to last him a lifetime. There may be a bit of butt shaking as well...
"♪ Let's go outside, in the sunshine I know you want to, but you can't say yes. Let's go outside, in the meantime take me to the places that I love best! ♪"
Dirty rock has reached his lips (The Doors' Light My Fire, Guns N’Roses' Rocket Queen) by the time Geralt tells him they're done for the day, and Jaskier finds himself back in a better mood, especially when he realizes they're getting their picnic started. The bright yellow tablecloth he's brought with him is spread on the grass near the flowers, and Jaskier takes the chance to grab a couple of them that end up in the basket with the berries. It's tradition by now for him to take a flower during each visit to the ranch and save it in a poetry book at home, a detail that for some reason he hasn't even shared with his sister.
Shoes and hat go off before he sits down on the tablecloth, and he passes Geralt the wine bottle for him to open while Jaskier opens and leaves between them a lovely box of finger sandwiches. An excuse to see Geralt flex those arms? Absolutely. When everything is set and done, he takes out -what else- his phone.
"Today is the day I get a bloody picture with you. I'm taking it whenever you like it or not, so would you please not scowl too badly to save us both the hassle of fifty tries until I get a good shot?"
Hey, at least he isn't asking Geralt to smile. What he is doing, however, is giving his friend the best puppy eyes in his arsenal. Those can't fail... right?
Jaskier is clearly annoyed by Geralt's non-committal and briefly nonverbal answer, but he, just like everyone else in Geralt's life, is just going to have to get used to the grunting. It's one of his primary forms of communication, there's nothing anyone can do about it. He likely thinks that Geralt's just going to blow him off, and, yeah, he's kind of half thinking about it? Going into town is a pain in the ass, especially on the weekends when everything's packed, and parking is fuckoff expensive and most of the bars have cover fees for men. Sure, he could try to invite Triss or Keira along to lighten up the cost, but Lambert hates Triss and Geralt's about eighty percent sure he's fucked Keira, and he really doesn't want to have to deal with any of that shit.
But also, the guy needs people to show up to his gig. He's trying to make it or whatever and shit's hard, Geralt gets that. Can't really fault him for wanting as many people as possible to be there.
The musician decides that he's had enough of Geralt for the moment, though, and pops on a pair of nice-looking headphones. It shouldn't be surprising that he sings along with whatever he's listening to; Geralt would bet that he sings in the shower, too. Probably has whole damn concerts in the shower with himself. He's not sure if that's... endearing? Maybe. Depends.
By the time Jaskier starts breaking out the falsetto and the dirty songs, Geralt's decided-- it's not.
Thankfully, berry picking goes faster when you have two sets of hands instead of just one, and Geralt doesn't have to endure the piercing notes of Guns n'Roses for too long. He taps the musician's elbow to get his attention, pulling him out of whatever imaginary concert he's in the middle of. They set up their lunch, Jaskier spreading out a bright tablecloth and taking out a box of dainty finger sandwiches while Geralt deals with the wine bottle. It's got a cork instead of just a twist-off lid-- fancy-- so Geralt has to pull out his utility knife and pop out the corkscrew to open it. Even the most stubborn corks are no match for Geralt's well-muscled arms.
He holds both of the wine glasses in one hand to pour, putting a very generous portion of wine into each. Jaskier starts wheedling at him for Insta-whatever pictures the moment he hands the glass over, giving him his best sad eyes. Geralt, however, has a young daughter, and has developed some resistance to the Sad Puppy Eyes. Jaskier's eyes are extraordinarily blue, though, and the bridge of his nose is just starting to turn a bit pink from sun exposure, and Geralt's face twists into an annoyed expression because he knows he's folding. He's folding for this ridiculous hairy musician like he folds for Ciri. The universe is a cruel place to bring two people into his life who can make him give in to their absurd demands just by flashing a pair of big eyes.
"One picture," he says, setting down the wine bottle and his glass. "That's it."
He'll let Jaskier figure out the best light and angle and whatever the hell else he wants for his glorified selfie, and maybe he won't scowl too much during it.
Passing the wine bottle to Geralt has been the right idea, holy crap. He goes all wild man on the cork, with an utility knife and everything. Add to that the flexing of those mighty muscles... muscles that now Jaskier knows exactly how strong they are (a lot). Fuck, it sure is hot in here, and it has nothing to do with the summer sun.
For better or for worse, the moment quickly passes, but at least Jaskier gets another wonderful gift today: Geralt allows him to take a picture together. Yes, he yells at the sky before crawling towards his friend until they are side by side, and Jaskier finally dares to do what he's been dying to do since his first visit:
Touch.
And this time, not by accident.
His arm goes around Geralt's shoulders and lands on a hard, firm, meaty bicep; it takes all his self-control not to grope. And since he's feeling so daring, he thinks he may as well go all the way out - so he bumps their cheeks together before quickly taking the picture, not giving Geralt time to have any regrets.
"Aww, look at that, you didn't melt or lose your soul to the camera! That wasn't so hard, now was it?"
The picture is a funny contrast, to say the least: his bright, wide smile and colorful clothes against Geralt's serious face and white hair. Opposites attract, many have said, and this contrast of ideas is poetic in Jaskier's eyes - the picture is perfect. Once he's back on his spot, he sends the photograph to Geralt before finally putting his phone away and raising his glass instead.
"To friendship," he says using that tone that predicts some poetry incoming. "May friendship, like wine, improve as time advances. And may we always have old wine, old friends and young cares."
Jaskier moves in close to get the picture, which is a necessary thing, but Geralt doesn't usually have anyone quite so close to him. He tenses a little at the hand on his bicep and his brow furrows when Jaskier's cheek bumps against his. He's sporting some pretty good scruff at this point, so it's probably not a pleasant sensation against the musician's smooth cheek, either. Jaskier doesn't give him much time to object to anything, though, taking the pictures quickly and being done with it. A wise move-- Geralt isn't going to tolerate much of... this. The touching and closeness and all that.
He puts some distance between them once the pictures are done, slugs back some of the wine to calm the weird feeling in his stomach. He's just not used to people getting in his personal space like that, that's all.
"Need to have a soul to lose any," he says, looking at his phone when the text message containing the picture comes through. It's... fine, he supposes. He looks like himself, all serious and monochrome, except that the light's caught his eyes in just the right way to bring out all the yellow in them. They're hazel, really, that's what it says on all of his documents, but they've got all these strange yellow undertones. If the light hits them just the wrong way, they get a weird, glowy golden look. Just a trick of the light, but it makes him look strange. That's fine, though, Jaskier will probably just edit it out, like you do with red-eye in flash photography.
"Hm," he says, because he's fairly certain that he usually has no wine, no friends who aren't related to him in some fashion, and cares of all ages. "What poet did you lift that one off of?"
That doesn't sound like his own words. It sounds like one of those stupid platitudes that a middle-aged suburban mom would frame and hang up in her living room next to a Live Laugh Love wall decoration. But since they've completed Jaskier's toast-adjacent ritual, Geralt sees no reason to refrain from digging into the sandwiches.
"Oi, oi, slow down!" There's horror in Jaskier's voice in reaction to Geralt fucking slugging. "This isn't your cheap American beer, this is fine wine! Sip it, taste it, allow your tongue to enjoy the flavor!"
To demonstrate his point, he does exactly that: he sips from his own glass, taking his time to savor the wine and licking his lips when he's done. For once, it's not a gesture done with the intention to flirt, but considering his constant dramatic mannerisms? It may not come as innocent as he intends it to be.
He's about to dig into the sandwiches himself, but Geralt's comment gives him a pause. The man has a very dry sense of humor that doesn't show up often, Jaskier learned on the first day, and he's been getting more glimpses of it since then. It doesn't bother him, really, in fact most of the time it amuses him - like the rest of Geralt, his humor doesn't beat around the bush, it is direct and unapologetic.
This comment though... something about it bothers Jaskier, although he cannot quite pinpoint why. He can only blink at him for a moment, feeling like this isn't one of the usual jokes but unsure of how to approach it.
"...that's quite grim of you, my friend. I hope you don't truly mean it. Bunch of bullcrap if I ever heard one."
It seems Geralt's full of surprises today. The invitation, the grabbing, the picture, now a question about fucking poetry. Is he taking interest in Jaskier's hobbies? Because he isn't one to chitchat, that's for sure. The fact he can recognize is not Jaskier's writing warms his heart at least.
"It's an old Irish blessing," Mr British explains after swallowing his first bite of sandwich. "Interested in poetry, Geralt? I have plenty of recommendations. If you're secretly a bookworm and haven't told me I'll be very upset! Tell me about your shelves, what do you keep on them?"
Jaskier sounds absolutely scandalized when Geralt takes more than the most dainty of sips from his glass; he even has the gall to demonstrate proper wine-drinking technique to him, like he's some kind of fucking sommelier or something. It's wine and grading wines is all bullshit anyway, and Geralt usually drinks beer.
He licks his lips when he's done, as though chasing the flavor of the wine. Geralt watches, his face blank, and carefully does not think about Jaskier's mouth.
The whole soul-lacking comment was meant more as a joke than anything, a reference to the fact that most people looked at Geralt and saw nothing more than a big thug at best, and for those that knew his background? A monster at worst. One day, Jaskier was going to find out about his whole felony thing, either because he'd get curious and Google a little too deep or he'd just ask the right people the right questions, then maybe he'd get the comment.
Interested in poetry, he asks, and Geralt takes his glass of wine and drains the rest of its contents in one go.
"No."
Geralt wouldn't know good poetry if it bit him in the ass. He barely finished high school, nevertheless went to some fancy university to learn about rhyming schemes and classic literature and whatever the fuck else a modern liberal arts education means these days. Yen did, because she was smart enough to know that Geralt was dead weight and that she could do so much better, and Ciri will. Thank the gods that Geralt doesn't believe in that she got all her brains from her mother and not from him-- hell, that she seems to have gotten nothing from him but her hair color.
But the question about his bookshelf is... well, he has bookshelves, and they're full of books, and he actually quite likes to read. But either no one believes him if he says that, or they do what Lambert does and make fun of him relentlessly.
Jaskier sighs, looking quite disappointed at the lack of the possible connection they could've made, before drinking some more wine. Anyone that knows him knows he's capable of carrying one-sided conversations for hours, but man, Geralt surely is capable of testing his conversational skills to the fullest. Maybe he shouldn't have texted his sister before coming, that's why he's thinking so hard about it.
Are you sure he is worth the hassle, Jas?
It's not like he can blame her for worrying. This wouldn't be the first time he fucked someone much older than him or even a parent. But this has been nothing like picking up a guy or chick at a bar that he shall never see again, or maybe he will but just for another fuck. It's been more... personal. Well, as personal as it can with Mr Grunt-for-an-answer.
Lizzie thinks he's infatuated with the mystery of a man that probably is just an old guy that likes horses, nothing more nothing less; and the more Jaskier drags this on, the more he'll be hurt by disappointment when the infatuation disappears after a good orgasm. Which is, quite frankly, too hopeful of her - Jaskier doesn't think he's getting that orgasm any time soon. So he'll stick to this mystery, this puzzle wrapped in golden eyes and big muscles, thank you very much.
"Then tell me, Geralt," he continues after finishing his first sandwich. "What do you do in your free time? That isn't horse related?"
Jaskier looks disappointed in that answer, and Geralt just... doesn't get why he's here at all, why he even wanted to say yes when he'd mentioned this thing to him. It's one thing to want to go up the mountain because Jaskier liked trail rides and paid Geralt to perform a service, it's another to agree to come up the mountain to be his second pair of hands performing manual labor for the promise of food and his dubious company.
What was it that his therapist would say at a time like this? Probably to quit being an asshole and carry his half of the conversation with his... acquaintance-friend. Customer-friend-acquaintance. Whatever.
He chews through the sandwich. Jaskier is waiting for some kind of answer to his question, and the afternoon sunlight turns his hair into a gold halo around his head and makes his eyes look almost impossibly blue, and Geralt doesn't know why the fuck he's noticing these things at all.
"I fix things," he says after a few long moments. "Motorcycles, mostly. Sometimes cars."
There's a simplicity to mechanical things that Geralt likes-- they go together a certain way, and when you have all their parts in order, they work. Easy. No surprises.
"Ranch keeps me busy most days, though. Horses need a lot and I've had a lot more business the last few weeks."
More to do, and just one ranch dad to do it all. It's probably partly because of the social media presence and the power of Jaskier's fanbase-- word travels fast when there are a few thousand teenage fangirls twittering about it or whatever it is they do.
Ah, silence. Jaskier's greatest enemy (well, after Valdo Marx, and his father, and-- ahem). He munches on another sandwich as he waits, trying to keep his mouth busy and his mind distracted. Impatience can get the best of him sometimes, and if he pushes too much, Geralt may get sick of him and tell him to fuck off.
But where should he draw the line? With introverts like this guy, some pushing is absolutely necessary. They wouldn't even be here in the first place if Jaskier hadn't put so much work in texting and chatting with him whenever he visited the ranch! Maybe he needs to--
Oh. An answer! A real one! Plus an update on his work life! SUCCESS!
"Motorcycles? You ride bikes? That's wicked!" And incredibly sexy as well - Jaskier wants to demand a ride already. He can already picture both of them on the boke, wind on their faces and Jaskier's arms around those very, very hard abs... Oh god, is he staring? He's staring. Jaskier clears his voice and tries again, leaning is as he starts shooting question after question, absolutely excited at this bit of news. "Do you own one or more bikes? What's the fastest you've gone? Have you taken Cirilla with you? Do the horses get scared of the noises?"
Gosh, he can picture that as well, a greasy Geralt, looking like a badass mechanic-biker, still being soft as he hushes his beloved animals... how is this bloke even real. It makes so much sense as well - he prefers to work on things, be animals or machines, because he doesn't have to interact with people then. It suits Geralt's loner personality. And oh, Jaskier remembers now which were the longest texts he's gotten from him: the ones that guided him through putting up a bird feeder on his balcony. Fuck. Next time he needs something crafty, he should make Geralt come over, he'll pay for the fucking Uber if necessary.
When he hears about the extra business, Jaskier instantly beams.
"Told you! The power of social media, my friend!" He grabs his glass and lightly taps it against Geralt's, as if toasting to that. "Congratulations on your newfound success! If you don't have time for yourself, however- have you considered hiring some help?"
Jaskier perks up almost immediately when Geralt mentions his motorcycle, then gets a sort of dreamy, far-away look on his face while he thinks about it. Geralt doesn't even want to try to guess at what weird, fantastical things are going through his head right now, and doesn't. It's just easier to let it go and answer his rapid-fire questions. Jaskier's mind is a strange and probably terrifying place, and Geralt does not want to venture any further into it than he has to.
"One that I ride and one that I'm fixing up, I don't know, no, and yes, that's why I keep them in my garage at the house."
How does this guy even manage to get through that many thoughts all at the same time, nevertheless get them out of his mouth, too? It would be impressive if it wasn't also a bit difficult to follow. Like his brain is continually firing on all cylinders. And then he jumps right to talking about the business, which is fine except that Geralt still knows almost nothing about social media.
Jaskier's glass pings off of Geralt's, makes a crystalline little noise. He doesn't exactly think it's something to celebrate, at least not like this-- now Geralt's just understaffed, overworked, and extremely confused by his own social media.
"I get a lot of weird comments on that account," he says, taking out his phone to pull up some of the aforementioned comments on Instagram. "The fuck is three eggplants, raindrops, and a taco emoji supposed to mean?"
Since Jaskier is so well-versed in what the Kids are into, he should know, right? And he would know why this mysterious string of emojis is showing up on a picture of him lugging around a bale of hay for his horses on a hot day, his shirt slung over the rail of a fence. Are the people on Instagram confused? Do they think that he's some kind of farmer, and that's why they're posting vegetable emojis? Someone had a similarly confusing string that involved eggplants and peaches, too. And why do so many of them fixate on eggplants? They wouldn't even grow well in this area.
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Sometimes, berry picking is just berry picking, and you shouldn't read too much into it.
(Sometimes, as a certain discredited Austrian psychologist might have said, a cigar is just a cigar. But sometimes it's a cock.)
"Friend is a strong word," he replies to Jaskier's histrionics. He's making a lot out of this, and out of their... acquaintance. Geralt had mentioned the other man during his therapy session, just in passing, and his therapist had made a whole deal about it, too. Something about how this is how people make friends, but she'd dropped the subject after Geralt had insisted that they aren't friends, he's just a customer who has his private phone number and hangs around the ranch a lot and sometimes sends him cat videos. As not-friends do.
"But, yes, we're going to pick berries. I would take Ciri, but she's at her mother's."
And he could have done it himself, but... well, he can get more with another pair of hands. Eskel might have agreed to help him, but he's been busy, and Geralt wouldn't have even bothered to ask Lambert. So, strange hipster musician it is.
It's a good day for it, and a good day for a ride, at least-- warm but not oppressively hot, with enough big, puffy cumulus clouds overhead to provide occasional relief from the sun. Jaskier will get plenty of that natural beauty or whatever it is that he comes out here for.
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"Oh, really? We're not using the word friends now?"
The times they've done trail riding so far, Jaskier had followed Geralt around. This is a wake-up all, though, so he doesn't return to his usual spot, he stays riding side by side, the dark tones of Geralt and Roach against the light colors of Pegasus and him. It's poetic, really, and he'll appreciate it better later when isn't being completed offended by this asshole. Knowing to trust his lovely white partner by now, Jaskier grabs the reins with only one hand in order to use the other one to gesture between them, indicating their relationship. Obviously.
"So you usually just chat with any client of yours through texts, send them pictures of what your horse did to your boots and save for them special activities you'd usually do with your precious daughter?" When Geralt glares at him as an answer, Jaskier snorts and goes back to looking at the natural beauty around them, keeping an incredibly smug look on his face. "Yeah, that's what I thought." But after a short pause, he softens into a kind smile. "But thank you. It sounds like fun."
And he means it. Date illusions aside, he does enjoy Geralt's company, even as a friend. If the man just happens to need a little pushing to get there, well, Jaskier will gladly be that pusher.
The weather is perfect for a picnic and a nice ride, and Jaskier can't wait to sit down, relax, drink some wine and take a couple of pictures. Maybe one with Geralt? If he promises not to post it to his social media, maybe he can get him to agree to the idea instead of having to snap one before the guy growls at him.
Something else is in his mind at this very moment, though. Something Geralt said. Jaskier glances at him a couple of times before finally deciding to just go for it, to hell with precautions.
"You don't mention her much - Ciri's mother, I mean. Are you divorced, Geralt?"
A nice way of asking or is she the consequences of a one night stand without protection.
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Geralt doesn't make any verbal reply to Jaskier's accusations of friendship, instead just grumbling and squeezing Roach into a faster trot.
There are a few blessed minutes of quiet, where the only sounds are the trilling birdsong in the trees and the sound of wind through foliage. It really is a lovely day for a ride, and better when he can actually fucking enjoy it, when he can focus on the trail ahead of him and pretend that it's just him and Roach, making their way up to the meadows--
Jaskier speaks. Geralt beseeches the uncaring gods for strength.
"If I was divorced, I'd be getting alimony," he says, because gods know that Yen makes more than he does every year. Probably several times over, he never asked but she's got that fancy brownstone in the city that she lives in, and all those designer clothes. Geralt sure as fuck didn't buy them for her.
He looks sidelong at the musician, as though trying to discern why he'd suddenly have an interest in his... ex-girlfriend? Baby mama? Yen would kill him for even thinking that term.
"She'd eat you alive."
Also, he's not setting up one of his customers with his daughter's mother. Both because Yen doesn't need his help with her love life, and also because she would eat this musical otter for breakfast and move on to another man by lunch. Geralt's not dealing with the fallout from that.
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She'd eat you alive? What does that even mean? Frowning, Jaskier tilts his head at Geralt, trying to figure out where that random statement even comes from. He's asking about Geralt's relationship with his ex as conversation, not trying to set-up some sort of meeting... oh. No fucking way.
"...bloody hell. You think I want to date her? What the fuck, Geralt!"
Jaskier throws his free hand in the air, obviously exasperated. He knows he's a bit of a slut (a bit?) and he isn't sure if Geralt has caught up on that yet, but still: rude. He's not that constantly horny, he can still have basic conversations! (No, really.)
"First of all, I don't need your help to find dates. I've already had a taste of American meat, thank you very much. But most importantly: what the fuck!" Has he already said that? Oh well, it deserves to be repeated. "How can you think I'm seriously asking you to set me up with your ex! I'm just trying to learn more about you, Geralt. You know, as friends do."
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Then Jaskier opens his mouth again and he's reminded of all the ways that Yen would probably hate him. That's probably for the best. The musician even says the words American meat and Geralt's fairly certain that he hates him for that, too. The glare that he levels at him would certainly indicate as such.
"Hm." He knows that Jaskier hates it when he only grunts in reply-- it'd be a lie if he said that reaction isn't part of why he does it. And, really, who's Jaskier trying to fool? To learn more about you, what a load of shit. People want to learn about him because he looks a certain way, like something they want, and then they find out about the ex-con thing and that his grunts and general lack of communication aren't just him trying to be mysterious or some horseshit, he really just is like that, and their desire to learn abruptly cuts off.
"Friend's still a strong word."
Geralt doesn't really have friends. He has brothers, and a daughter, and an ex that he's on reasonably good terms with, barring a couple of occasions in the past when he'd been trying to get his shit together and hadn't quite let go of the idea that Yen might be the answer to everything. He doesn't need friends. He's only just figured out how to manage the relationships that he already has.
But they're nearing the meadows, and that will be the perfect opportunity to switch from this nightmare conversation into the blissful distraction of physical labor. Can't talk when you're keeping your hands busy with berry-picking, right?
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"I believe we just went over the facts, Mister Loner, and the only obvious conclusion to this-" He points between them. "-is friendship."
Geralt is dismissive of this once again, and Jaskier is ready to start puffing up like a blowfish, but the meadows soon come into view and with them the berry bushes. There's a bigger variety than he expected: strawberries, blueberries, honeyberries, and even salmonberries. It's a wonderful party of colors, and of course he needs to take a picture before they get down to business.
The horses are left grazing and for once, Jaskier stays silent while Geralt teaches him the basics. It can be tempting to stay in constant motion, but it's better and more efficient to stay in one spot, taking the time to really look under leaves or at the tops and bottoms of bushes before moving on. Will save him energy, he says, as if Jaskier wasn't a constant ball of it. No need to pick an entire cluster, only choose the ripe berries from the group, they should easily fall off the stems. Avoid berries from a broken branch, and go to the top of bushes for the sweetest fruit since they're usually sun-ripened.
Pretty simple instructions, Jaskier thinks, and he's very pleased by this turn of events. Because if he doesn't have to pay tons of attention to little details, then it means he can continue to chat with Mr DILF while they work. No, Geralt, physical labor won't shut the blabbermouth up. Sorry.
"What do you have against the word friends anyway?" He asks while working on a decent pile of honeyberries and being internally grateful he decided to take his hat from his tote bag and put it on before starting. The sun is definitely warming them pretty heavily as they stand next to the bushes. "Does it ruin your Brooding Lone Wolf image or something? Because let me tell you, mate, that shipped sailed and sunk the moment you started replying to my texts."
He already used that argument, he knows, but he can't let this go. There's something weird going on and he wants to reach the bottom of it! They day they met, he classified Geralt as a mystery, and he is now realizing how accurate that had been. Who invites someone to go berry picking if they are not friends and it's not a job obligation? It doesn't make sense.
"Is your ex a touchy topic I shouldn't have gone into? If so, sorry. But you can just tell me so."
While waiting for an answer, Jaskier gives in to temptation and picks one of the strawberries in his basket to nibble on it. It's sweet and juicy, simply delicious, and he hums with lips around the fruit to show his appreciation of it.
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If only it meant that he would shut up for a little while.
While Geralt digs his way through the tangled mass of a blueberry bush, searching for the best berries while also trying to avoid getting stung by bees, Jaskier continues to chatter. It's a wonder that the man doesn't swallow a bug with how much he has his damn mouth open, though Geralt almost wishes that he would-- it would teach him a valuable lesson.
Geralt only grunts in response to the friends question, not deigning it with a verbal reply. He knew that he shouldn't have given the musician his personal phone number, and now it's coming back to bite him right in the ass. If he'd just told the guy to call him on the landline, they would've been able to avoid this whole stupid friends business. And, besides, responding once or twice to a cat meme with 'cute' or, on one occasion, 'what the fuck am i looking at' does not a friendship make.
He emerges briefly from the blueberry bush to swat a few bees off of his arms. He's been stung once or twice in the process, and uses the edge of his thumbnail to scrape the stingers out of his skin. Jaskier asks about Yen, but not for information about her-- just to know if she's something he can't talk about.
"There's nothing to go into," he replies. "She's Ciri's mother. That's it."
It's at that point that Geralt looks up, just in time to see Jaskier snacking on some of the wild strawberries. The strawberries have done well this year, full and ripe and sweet, and when he bites into the flesh, his lips are wet and shiny with juice. Geralt has the sudden odd urge to find out what the strawberries taste like, and realizes probably a moment too late that he's staring at Jaskier's mouth. He turns away, back to the bush, and goes back to his blueberry hunt out of the need to have his hands doing something. Otherwise, he isn't... entirely sure what he might do with them.
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No fucking way.
Is this really happening? Is he reading this correctly? Is it actual progress? Eager to test his theory and with his heart beating a little faster than usual, Jaskier finishes the rest of the strawberry in one bite, then proceeds to very slowly lick his lips while trying to make eye contact.
Geralt just turns and leaves.
Bollocks. Has he made him uncomfortable? But is it in a good way or a bad way? Why is this guy so hard to read, for fuck's sake! Thankfully Jaskier is nothing but stubborn, so he quickly follows Geralt into the bushes, grabbing a couple of honeyberries on the way. He doesn't go back to picking yet - in fact he hurries to end up ahead of Geralt on the path, walking backwards so there's no way Mr DILF can miss his little show.
"You know, Geralt..." This grin? Could put Cheshire's to shame. "You still haven't told me your favorite song."
A bit of a lame question, really. His quest to get to know Geralt better isn't over yet, but right now his goal has changed: conversation is just an excuse to stay in front of the man, blue eyes locked on golden as he takes the honeyberry to his mouth and fucking suckles. After two seconds though, he bites on it, pretending it was an accidental brush of his teeth when it fact he knows exactly what he is doing: letting the berry juice drip down the corner of his mouth.
"Oops." He says after swallowing the berry with a quick swipe of this tongue. A thumb reaches up to clean the juice drip on his face and, of course, he sucks it clean then, letting go of it with an audible pop.
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And he's got a handful of honeyberries, ones that have been on the bush for long enough that they're almost overripe, plump and practically popping with juice. Jaskier asks him a question but Geralt barely even registers the words, because he has taken one of the berries to his lips and is practically fellating it. He has a clever mouth, and that would make sense in the sort of abstract academic way of assuming that being a vocalist would require skill in mouth-related subjects. It's far different to see it demonstrated in this way, like the difference between knowing someone's good at tongue-twisters and watching them tie a knot in a cherry stem with their tongue.
It still shouldn't matter, because Jaskier is a man and the oral dexterity of men isn't something that's in Geralt's purview. Jaskier's oral dexterity is extremely distracting.
"Hm."
That doesn't answer the question and there's maybe a bit of a choked edge to that grunt, but Geralt smoothly and effectively covers that up by walking off the path and directly into the dense foliage that grows next to it, going into it far enough that the path was out of sight. Because pushing his way into the middle of a bunch of berry bushes until he can't see Jaskier anymore is a completely reasonable response to this situation.
There are berries all around him. He starts picking them, and it's a relief to have something to do with his hands that does not, in any way, involve a foppish musician who can't seem to do his shirt up all the way.
Geralt takes out his phone and types a short message to Lambert. He needs to get laid, apparently fucking yesterday, and Lambert might be a shit wingman but every other man in the bar looks better by comparison, so his presence isn't entirely unhelpful. So he'll just pick some woman up at the bar, fuck her until he stops feeling weird, and then everything would be fine. Totally solid plan.
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AND WHY IS THIS MAN SO HARD TO READ! Never has Jaskier had this much trouble flirting.
Ignoring the berries for now, Jaskier hurries down the path once more, blue eyes fixed on the man ahead of him with all the determination of the world (although the pouting kills the determined face, to be fair). Which only serves to fullfil Geralt's prophecy: Jaskier doesn't see the rock before he steps on it and, obviously, trips...
Just as Geralt is turning around...
Taking him down with him on the dirt.
Baskets and berries fly and land all over the grass as Jaskier squeals in surprise, expecting his clothes to get ruined and his face to get smashed... but no pain comes. In fact, he feels... comfy? Jaskier blinks a couple of times as his mind chases confusion away, and his eyes can only widen when he realizes what -or more exactly who- has cushioned his fall.
"...oops."
He should say something else. Apologize - move away, even. But see, he's a little-- ah. Distracted at the moment. His hands are finally getting to confirm how hard those abs are, and his chin is finding out that chest is indeed as cozy as it looks. Geralt feels as amazing as he looks, and Jaskier has to pray to a god he doesn't believe in for a little miracle and not get a boner out of this.
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Oops, Jaskier says, like this is all just a harmless little accident and Geralt isn't going to have a goose egg on the back of his head. Meanwhile, his face is right between Geralt's tits and his hands are getting a little fresh with his torso. Most people would get off after falling on someone, but not Jaskier-- apparently, he takes the opportunity to get a good feel of people's abs. Well, too bad for him, there are no soft curves or big breasts for him to feel up, just hard muscle.
Geralt grabs the musician by the back of the collar of his shirt and pulls him off, since he seems a bit disinclined to do it himself.
"Jaskier," he says, his voice dipping into that nearly growling range that usually sends folks running in the opposite direction. "Stay on the path if you're just going to fall all over yourself."
Then he gets up and retrieves the fallen basket, trying to salvage as much of the berries as possible.
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-oh.
Ooooooh.
Fuck.
It's not easy to embarrass Jaskier - the man is quite shameless. And to be fair, it's not quite embarrassment that gets his cheeks red and his throat dry. No, it's the fact that Geralt is as strong as he looks. It's the fact he can move him as if he weighed nothing at all. It's the fact his name is said with that growl that sends a shiver down his spine, the fact he just got to feel his boobs, plus the summer sun above them, it's--
It's... a very bad case of blue balls.
Double fuck.
Geralt continues to work, but Jaskier needs a moment. Face flushed and mouth hanging open, he stays sitting on the ground, trying to put himself together. When he finally moves, it's to take off his hat and fan himself with it. Honestly, the fact he doesn't have a boner right now is a huge fucking miracle - and experience, probably, because Jaskier is used to finding pretty people everywhere. He has been training his body since his hormones brought puberty home.
And yet... this DILF is going to be the end of him.
For a moment he considers the option of opening the bottle of wine in his tote bag, but that would only make him more pathetic. So the hat returns to his head before Jaskier crawls until he's next to Geralt and starts helping him pick up the fallen berries.
"I'm sorry," he offers with a much calmer voice. There's no dramatics, just honesty. He knows when his flirting fucks up, and this definitely counts as fucking up. "I didn't mean to make a mess of things. I just-" Really like you. "-I'm really excited to be here. I always am, but especially today because you invited me. It's nice."
It's fantastic, amazing, it makes him smile! But gotta take it a bit slower, he's already pushed Geralt enough for today.
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It's fine; he's used to that kind of reaction. He knows what he looks like. Between his muscles and his strange hair and what could be charitably called a resting bitch face, it's not surprising that most normal people look at him and think he's a brute. It's not surprising that Jaskier does. It doesn't bother him.
After a few moments, Jaskier returns to his side to help pick up the berries, his ridiculous hat back in place on his head and voice calm again. He apologizes, which at least does a little to soothe the fact that Geralt's dusty and will probably have to pick at least one tick out of his hair at this rate. Geralt's skeptical about the excited to be here part, because who would really be that excited to go up a mountain with a weird horse man and do physical labor? But Geralt had-- something. Not wanted to do this alone, maybe. The past few years that he'd come up here, it had been with Ciri, and even if he does wish that she could be here with him now, Yen had wanted to take her on a trip. Who was he to deny her that?
"Hm."
Most of the berries are still fine and can go back in the basket. Jaskier will, if nothing else, at least get something out of this venture-- more berries than he'll likely know what to do with.
"Just be more careful. I don't want to have to drag you back down the mountain if you break an ankle."
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What can he say? He likes a challenge. There's also the fact that, while being incredibly frustrating, Geralt is also... well, honest. Jaskier knows that what he sees it's what he gets, there's no trying to navigate second meanings behind words and actions. It's refreshing, really.
Like right now - Geralt should be mad at him. And yet...
"But you'd do it anyway. My hero!"
He playfully nudges Geralt before going back to picking up berries from the ground. There's a lot of them, and they still have some bushes to go - what the hell is he going to do with so many berries? He isn't sure, but he isn't going to say no to such a gift from Geralt, even if technically he doesn't see it as such.
"Speaking of invitations and being excited..." His voice picks up enthusiasm again - and pride as well. "I've finally gotten my first gig in the city. Next Saturday! It's at night, a place for adults, so at least half of my fans can't come." He sounds amused by that, but it's also his way of subtly letting Geralt know that isn't about Cirilla. "I'd love it if you could come."
And he means it. Hopefully Geralt can see that was well.
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That's definitely another grunt, because while he's not wrong-- Geralt would carry him down the goddamn mountain if he had to, even if he wouldn't like it-- he doesn't like that Jaskier has him pegged so well. He would have to, he couldn't just leave him with a broken ankle or something on the mountain, the idiot would get eaten by a coyote or a mountain lion before the night was up. And Geralt's not going back to prison for that kind of stupidity.
Thankfully, Jaskier changes the subject all on his own, going from Geralt's unfortunate weakness for a sob story to the first gig that he's gotten in the city. Apparently he'd managed to score a spot at a bar, someplace that someone like Ciri couldn't go to. Which must have been a bit of a hindrance, considering that his target audience is generally too young to drink, and therefore couldn't go into the venue. Not exactly the best choice. Geralt huffs-- figures, that this guy would end up getting a gig at a place where half his audience couldn't even go in, but who could blame him for taking something that paid?
"Trying to pad out your audience?" he asks, because why else would Jaskier ask him to come? He's probably telling literally everyone he knows, just on the off-chance that someone would take pity and show up.
But-- next Saturday. Geralt knows that he doesn't have anything going on, and his brothers have been up his ass about not doing social things. And by the time that Saturday rolls around, he'll have already gotten laid and gotten over whatever this particular bullshit is, so everything will be fine. He'll pick up some woman, fuck her until he feels normal again, and then he'll go to Jaskier's damn show because of perfectly normal non-friendship reasons.
"Farrier might be coming that day, I'll have to see."
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A pity Geralt can't see that...
"Aaaaargh! You're bloody impossible!" He cries out to the sky as he throws his head back, frustration palpable in the very air he breathes. "Fine. Whatever. Flier with info is on my Instagram."
Translation: he doesn't expect Geralt to show up at all.
Oh well. He tried. Does this mean he's giving up? Not at all. But he needs a moment to calm down before he smushes a bunch of berries on that irritatingly handsome face. So once everything is back on their respective baskets, Jaskier takes his and returns to the bushes, but not without putting on his headphones. Music, as always, is the best way to express himself, to handle his emotions.
His playlist of choice? A little something he's chosen to title Ranch DILF is going to be the end of me.
Needless to say, Jaskier sings to every single song in said playlist. And boy, there's a little bit of everything in it. From catchy pop tunes about liking someone with a difficult personality (Katy Perry's Hot'n'Cold, Lady Gaga's Bad Romance, Pink's True Love) to deep, heartful ballads about people that are more than they seem (Alicia Keys' Love Is Blind, Cyndi Lauper's True Colors), Jaskier sings them all... and that includes, of course, the dirty tunes as well, which don't take long to show up.
"♪ You know the words to my songs, no habla inglés. Our conversations ain't long, but you know what is~ ♪"
It isn't hard for him to transition from Jason Derulo to George Michael, Jaskier's body moving to the rhythm as he jumps from bush to bush to fill his basket with enough berries to last him a lifetime. There may be a bit of butt shaking as well...
"♪ Let's go outside, in the sunshine I know you want to, but you can't say yes. Let's go outside, in the meantime take me to the places that I love best! ♪"
Dirty rock has reached his lips (The Doors' Light My Fire, Guns N’Roses' Rocket Queen) by the time Geralt tells him they're done for the day, and Jaskier finds himself back in a better mood, especially when he realizes they're getting their picnic started. The bright yellow tablecloth he's brought with him is spread on the grass near the flowers, and Jaskier takes the chance to grab a couple of them that end up in the basket with the berries. It's tradition by now for him to take a flower during each visit to the ranch and save it in a poetry book at home, a detail that for some reason he hasn't even shared with his sister.
Shoes and hat go off before he sits down on the tablecloth, and he passes Geralt the wine bottle for him to open while Jaskier opens and leaves between them a lovely box of finger sandwiches. An excuse to see Geralt flex those arms? Absolutely. When everything is set and done, he takes out -what else- his phone.
"Today is the day I get a bloody picture with you. I'm taking it whenever you like it or not, so would you please not scowl too badly to save us both the hassle of fifty tries until I get a good shot?"
Hey, at least he isn't asking Geralt to smile. What he is doing, however, is giving his friend the best puppy eyes in his arsenal. Those can't fail... right?
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But also, the guy needs people to show up to his gig. He's trying to make it or whatever and shit's hard, Geralt gets that. Can't really fault him for wanting as many people as possible to be there.
The musician decides that he's had enough of Geralt for the moment, though, and pops on a pair of nice-looking headphones. It shouldn't be surprising that he sings along with whatever he's listening to; Geralt would bet that he sings in the shower, too. Probably has whole damn concerts in the shower with himself. He's not sure if that's... endearing? Maybe. Depends.
By the time Jaskier starts breaking out the falsetto and the dirty songs, Geralt's decided-- it's not.
Thankfully, berry picking goes faster when you have two sets of hands instead of just one, and Geralt doesn't have to endure the piercing notes of Guns n'Roses for too long. He taps the musician's elbow to get his attention, pulling him out of whatever imaginary concert he's in the middle of. They set up their lunch, Jaskier spreading out a bright tablecloth and taking out a box of dainty finger sandwiches while Geralt deals with the wine bottle. It's got a cork instead of just a twist-off lid-- fancy-- so Geralt has to pull out his utility knife and pop out the corkscrew to open it. Even the most stubborn corks are no match for Geralt's well-muscled arms.
He holds both of the wine glasses in one hand to pour, putting a very generous portion of wine into each. Jaskier starts wheedling at him for Insta-whatever pictures the moment he hands the glass over, giving him his best sad eyes. Geralt, however, has a young daughter, and has developed some resistance to the Sad Puppy Eyes. Jaskier's eyes are extraordinarily blue, though, and the bridge of his nose is just starting to turn a bit pink from sun exposure, and Geralt's face twists into an annoyed expression because he knows he's folding. He's folding for this ridiculous hairy musician like he folds for Ciri. The universe is a cruel place to bring two people into his life who can make him give in to their absurd demands just by flashing a pair of big eyes.
"One picture," he says, setting down the wine bottle and his glass. "That's it."
He'll let Jaskier figure out the best light and angle and whatever the hell else he wants for his glorified selfie, and maybe he won't scowl too much during it.
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For better or for worse, the moment quickly passes, but at least Jaskier gets another wonderful gift today: Geralt allows him to take a picture together. Yes, he yells at the sky before crawling towards his friend until they are side by side, and Jaskier finally dares to do what he's been dying to do since his first visit:
Touch.
And this time, not by accident.
His arm goes around Geralt's shoulders and lands on a hard, firm, meaty bicep; it takes all his self-control not to grope. And since he's feeling so daring, he thinks he may as well go all the way out - so he bumps their cheeks together before quickly taking the picture, not giving Geralt time to have any regrets.
"Aww, look at that, you didn't melt or lose your soul to the camera! That wasn't so hard, now was it?"
The picture is a funny contrast, to say the least: his bright, wide smile and colorful clothes against Geralt's serious face and white hair. Opposites attract, many have said, and this contrast of ideas is poetic in Jaskier's eyes - the picture is perfect. Once he's back on his spot, he sends the photograph to Geralt before finally putting his phone away and raising his glass instead.
"To friendship," he says using that tone that predicts some poetry incoming. "May friendship, like wine, improve as time advances. And may we always have old wine, old friends and young cares."
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He puts some distance between them once the pictures are done, slugs back some of the wine to calm the weird feeling in his stomach. He's just not used to people getting in his personal space like that, that's all.
"Need to have a soul to lose any," he says, looking at his phone when the text message containing the picture comes through. It's... fine, he supposes. He looks like himself, all serious and monochrome, except that the light's caught his eyes in just the right way to bring out all the yellow in them. They're hazel, really, that's what it says on all of his documents, but they've got all these strange yellow undertones. If the light hits them just the wrong way, they get a weird, glowy golden look. Just a trick of the light, but it makes him look strange. That's fine, though, Jaskier will probably just edit it out, like you do with red-eye in flash photography.
"Hm," he says, because he's fairly certain that he usually has no wine, no friends who aren't related to him in some fashion, and cares of all ages. "What poet did you lift that one off of?"
That doesn't sound like his own words. It sounds like one of those stupid platitudes that a middle-aged suburban mom would frame and hang up in her living room next to a Live Laugh Love wall decoration. But since they've completed Jaskier's toast-adjacent ritual, Geralt sees no reason to refrain from digging into the sandwiches.
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To demonstrate his point, he does exactly that: he sips from his own glass, taking his time to savor the wine and licking his lips when he's done. For once, it's not a gesture done with the intention to flirt, but considering his constant dramatic mannerisms? It may not come as innocent as he intends it to be.
He's about to dig into the sandwiches himself, but Geralt's comment gives him a pause. The man has a very dry sense of humor that doesn't show up often, Jaskier learned on the first day, and he's been getting more glimpses of it since then. It doesn't bother him, really, in fact most of the time it amuses him - like the rest of Geralt, his humor doesn't beat around the bush, it is direct and unapologetic.
This comment though... something about it bothers Jaskier, although he cannot quite pinpoint why. He can only blink at him for a moment, feeling like this isn't one of the usual jokes but unsure of how to approach it.
"...that's quite grim of you, my friend. I hope you don't truly mean it. Bunch of bullcrap if I ever heard one."
It seems Geralt's full of surprises today. The invitation, the grabbing, the picture, now a question about fucking poetry. Is he taking interest in Jaskier's hobbies? Because he isn't one to chitchat, that's for sure. The fact he can recognize is not Jaskier's writing warms his heart at least.
"It's an old Irish blessing," Mr British explains after swallowing his first bite of sandwich. "Interested in poetry, Geralt? I have plenty of recommendations. If you're secretly a bookworm and haven't told me I'll be very upset! Tell me about your shelves, what do you keep on them?"
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He licks his lips when he's done, as though chasing the flavor of the wine. Geralt watches, his face blank, and carefully does not think about Jaskier's mouth.
The whole soul-lacking comment was meant more as a joke than anything, a reference to the fact that most people looked at Geralt and saw nothing more than a big thug at best, and for those that knew his background? A monster at worst. One day, Jaskier was going to find out about his whole felony thing, either because he'd get curious and Google a little too deep or he'd just ask the right people the right questions, then maybe he'd get the comment.
Interested in poetry, he asks, and Geralt takes his glass of wine and drains the rest of its contents in one go.
"No."
Geralt wouldn't know good poetry if it bit him in the ass. He barely finished high school, nevertheless went to some fancy university to learn about rhyming schemes and classic literature and whatever the fuck else a modern liberal arts education means these days. Yen did, because she was smart enough to know that Geralt was dead weight and that she could do so much better, and Ciri will. Thank the gods that Geralt doesn't believe in that she got all her brains from her mother and not from him-- hell, that she seems to have gotten nothing from him but her hair color.
But the question about his bookshelf is... well, he has bookshelves, and they're full of books, and he actually quite likes to read. But either no one believes him if he says that, or they do what Lambert does and make fun of him relentlessly.
"I don't read."
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Jaskier sighs, looking quite disappointed at the lack of the possible connection they could've made, before drinking some more wine. Anyone that knows him knows he's capable of carrying one-sided conversations for hours, but man, Geralt surely is capable of testing his conversational skills to the fullest. Maybe he shouldn't have texted his sister before coming, that's why he's thinking so hard about it.
Are you sure he is worth the hassle, Jas?
It's not like he can blame her for worrying. This wouldn't be the first time he fucked someone much older than him or even a parent. But this has been nothing like picking up a guy or chick at a bar that he shall never see again, or maybe he will but just for another fuck. It's been more... personal. Well, as personal as it can with Mr Grunt-for-an-answer.
Lizzie thinks he's infatuated with the mystery of a man that probably is just an old guy that likes horses, nothing more nothing less; and the more Jaskier drags this on, the more he'll be hurt by disappointment when the infatuation disappears after a good orgasm. Which is, quite frankly, too hopeful of her - Jaskier doesn't think he's getting that orgasm any time soon. So he'll stick to this mystery, this puzzle wrapped in golden eyes and big muscles, thank you very much.
"Then tell me, Geralt," he continues after finishing his first sandwich. "What do you do in your free time? That isn't horse related?"
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What was it that his therapist would say at a time like this? Probably to quit being an asshole and carry his half of the conversation with his... acquaintance-friend. Customer-friend-acquaintance. Whatever.
He chews through the sandwich. Jaskier is waiting for some kind of answer to his question, and the afternoon sunlight turns his hair into a gold halo around his head and makes his eyes look almost impossibly blue, and Geralt doesn't know why the fuck he's noticing these things at all.
"I fix things," he says after a few long moments. "Motorcycles, mostly. Sometimes cars."
There's a simplicity to mechanical things that Geralt likes-- they go together a certain way, and when you have all their parts in order, they work. Easy. No surprises.
"Ranch keeps me busy most days, though. Horses need a lot and I've had a lot more business the last few weeks."
More to do, and just one ranch dad to do it all. It's probably partly because of the social media presence and the power of Jaskier's fanbase-- word travels fast when there are a few thousand teenage fangirls twittering about it or whatever it is they do.
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But where should he draw the line? With introverts like this guy, some pushing is absolutely necessary. They wouldn't even be here in the first place if Jaskier hadn't put so much work in texting and chatting with him whenever he visited the ranch! Maybe he needs to--
Oh. An answer! A real one! Plus an update on his work life! SUCCESS!
"Motorcycles? You ride bikes? That's wicked!" And incredibly sexy as well - Jaskier wants to demand a ride already. He can already picture both of them on the boke, wind on their faces and Jaskier's arms around those very, very hard abs... Oh god, is he staring? He's staring. Jaskier clears his voice and tries again, leaning is as he starts shooting question after question, absolutely excited at this bit of news. "Do you own one or more bikes? What's the fastest you've gone? Have you taken Cirilla with you? Do the horses get scared of the noises?"
Gosh, he can picture that as well, a greasy Geralt, looking like a badass mechanic-biker, still being soft as he hushes his beloved animals... how is this bloke even real. It makes so much sense as well - he prefers to work on things, be animals or machines, because he doesn't have to interact with people then. It suits Geralt's loner personality. And oh, Jaskier remembers now which were the longest texts he's gotten from him: the ones that guided him through putting up a bird feeder on his balcony. Fuck. Next time he needs something crafty, he should make Geralt come over, he'll pay for the fucking Uber if necessary.
When he hears about the extra business, Jaskier instantly beams.
"Told you! The power of social media, my friend!" He grabs his glass and lightly taps it against Geralt's, as if toasting to that. "Congratulations on your newfound success! If you don't have time for yourself, however- have you considered hiring some help?"
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"One that I ride and one that I'm fixing up, I don't know, no, and yes, that's why I keep them in my garage at the house."
How does this guy even manage to get through that many thoughts all at the same time, nevertheless get them out of his mouth, too? It would be impressive if it wasn't also a bit difficult to follow. Like his brain is continually firing on all cylinders. And then he jumps right to talking about the business, which is fine except that Geralt still knows almost nothing about social media.
Jaskier's glass pings off of Geralt's, makes a crystalline little noise. He doesn't exactly think it's something to celebrate, at least not like this-- now Geralt's just understaffed, overworked, and extremely confused by his own social media.
"I get a lot of weird comments on that account," he says, taking out his phone to pull up some of the aforementioned comments on Instagram. "The fuck is three eggplants, raindrops, and a taco emoji supposed to mean?"
Since Jaskier is so well-versed in what the Kids are into, he should know, right? And he would know why this mysterious string of emojis is showing up on a picture of him lugging around a bale of hay for his horses on a hot day, his shirt slung over the rail of a fence. Are the people on Instagram confused? Do they think that he's some kind of farmer, and that's why they're posting vegetable emojis? Someone had a similarly confusing string that involved eggplants and peaches, too. And why do so many of them fixate on eggplants? They wouldn't even grow well in this area.
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