Oh, Jaskier is definitely serious. So that considering hum? The bard hears it and saves it in his mind for later. An idea that he's bringing up in spring for sure - especially as he becomes more and more confident about their relationship, both emotionally and sexually, by the second. It's not like he doubts Geralt - not anymore. But he can't deny part of him is nervous about many things (him never having been on a long relationship before except for the Countess being the biggest worry), so seeing all the little gestures that tell him how right they are for each other helps him to be bolder about asking for things.
Geralt has allowed him to fuck his chest, a fantasy Jaskier wouldn't have dreamed he would ever fulfill, even if he hasn't gotten anything out of it. Not only that, but he also helps, he doesn't just lay down and takes it because he has to - he squeezes his butt, he pushes his own tits as if he was a common whore... he licks Jaskier's jizz. Oh Melitele, how he loves this man! Finding out they're sexually compatible only serves to fill his heart with joy.
"Enjoy irritating Vesemir?" Pretending to be scandalized, he takes a hand to his chest. "Geralt! What could've possibly given you that idea!"
Translation: Geralt is 100% right. His scandalized reaction, however, becomes actually real when the witcher uses his doublet to clean jizz again. Jaskier covers his eyes and sighs.
"You surely enjoy torturing my delicate fashionable soul, my dear."
After such a display, getting off Geralt only takes him a second, not wanting to stare at such gore anymore. His body is aware of the lack of post-orgasm cuddling though, so before leaving the bed, he leans in and his sweetly kisses Geralt like he would've done if it hadn't been for Eskel and his early boner.
"Good morning. I'm really happy that we worked things out." And it shows, his scent sweet with glee and love, which Geralt truly needs to identify soon. "Those were three amazing orgasms, thank you. I can't wait to experience a whole winter with you." And now a peck for the corner of Geralt's mouth. "Love you."
Look, Geralt has promised he will trust Jaskier from now, but he knows they're about to go face to face with (coughVesermircough) the family and witcher logic again, so he wants to do as much positive reinforcement as possible. Besides, even if they weren't, Geralt deserves to hear these things more often, and it's not like Jaskier minds saying them anyway, sappy poet that he is, always in love with the sound of his own voice.
There's a lot of pouting when Geralt asks him to return the medallion, though. Spoilsport.
He leaves the bed then, and changes pretty quickly, which is not usual for Jaskier. This is the guy that spends too much time on his appearance. To be fair, though... the keep is cold so he doesn't want to stay naked for too long, he's not exactly clean so he's just putting on temporary clothes and not good silks until they take a bath, and he does believe that Lambert will, indeed, eat their breakfast without regret. He still manages to sneak in as many kisses as he can, to Geralt's shoulders or arms or whatever patch of skin is the closest and isn't covered fast by fabric. Gods, it feels so good to be able to do all this and not hide it anymore.
It's real. He's mine.
All this happiness means he hums a song all their way to breakfast, and he holds Geralt's hand as well. He does let go when they're getting close, however, not because he's ashamed or afraid of Vesemir, but because he wants to make a great entrance. And while he hasn't memorized all the hallways of the keep yet, he can tell when they're getting closer - because he can hear Eskel and Lambert groaning and cursing at the smell of them approaching.
"Good morning, good sirs!" He exclaims when they enter the mess hall with open arms, which he bends when he bows for Ciri. "And my lady, of course." Cirilla seems to be glad to see them well and together, but her smile is mixed with confusion: Vesemir is sighing and facepalming, Lambert is making gagging noises, Eskel is shaking his head. And Jaskier? He grins widely, delighted by his audience's reaction. "And what a wonderful morning it is! The last sunlight rays of Autumn still grace us with their presence! What are our plans for such a fine day?"
"You should start by taking a bath," Eskel replies with a mix of horror and amusement. Big mistake.
"Eskel! I haven't thanked you properly!" He approaches the witcher from behind and hugs him around the shoulders. Eskel is frozen in shock at first, but then he quickly covers his mouth and nose, ignoring the bard's words. "Thank you, kind wolf. You're a good friend."
Lambert, who is sitting next to Eskel, waves a hand in the air as if chasing a fly - but he's chasing the smell instead. "You son of a bitch, fuck off! You stink!"
"Aww, is the little prick jealous? Don't worry, I have enough affection for everyone!" And just like that, Jaskier lets go of Eskel to hug Lambert instead. Who, no matter how tough he looks and talks, doesn't dare to push a delicate human either.
"GERALT! GET YOUR BARD AWAY FROM ME!"
Meanwhile, Cirilla has finally caught on what's going on, and so she wrinkles her nose. "Gross."
Jaskier is affectionate even when they're getting dressed, doling out kisses and touches to whatever parts of Geralt aren't covered by clothing. He had always known that Jaskier is physically affectionate, fond of touching and hugging and even pressing kisses to his friends' cheeks in greeting-- it's just strange to have all of that affection coming in his direction. Kisses were a generally infrequent thing in Geralt's life-- whores generally didn't allow it, though Yennefer did-- but Jaskier seems determined to make up for the lack. And not even just by kissing his mouth, as Geralt would expect; the bard kisses him in strange places, too, like his shoulder blade just before he pulls his shirt on and the back of his hand where a long scar cuts across it.
"Hm," he says. Jaskier had gotten into his own clothes-- though not his pretty silks-- quite quickly, and is fully covered up to ward off the chill. Underneath the reek of sweat and spend that clings to him, Jaskier smells like happiness, and the scent of it only increases when he reaches out and Geralt doesn't refuse him, lets him twine their fingers together. He lets go by the time they reach the hall, but it's only so that Jaskier can make his dramatic entrance and Geralt doesn't feel the loss of it too acutely.
He knows that they could smell the both of them well before they even walked inside, and that assumption is confirmed by the sight of their faces-- Vesemir's exasperation, his brothers' disgust, Coën's amused eye roll. Eskel makes the mistake of trying to convince Jaskier to do anything, and all it gets him is a bard reeking of his brother's jizz draped across his shoulders. While the bard emotionally scars the youngest Wolf brother with the overpowering scent of sex, Geralt starts getting breakfast and, out of habit, gets it for the both of them. There's kasha, still warm in the pot, and he fixes it up with the sweet things that Jaskier likes-- dried fruit and honey and such-- before he makes a bowl of his own. He piles up one plate with bread and sausage, because it's always been easier for them to share a plate rather than order two. And less washing up afterwards. Besides, they've learned how to eat around each other, when one would need the butter handed over or to pass the knife. Two decades' worth of familiarity. When he sets their breakfasts down on the opposite side of the table from the other two witchers, Eskel is looking at him with a curious sort of expression, and Geralt gives him a neutral one in return. There is nothing at all to see here, not a thing.
Lambert calls for aid, and it's a sufficient distraction from Eskel's searching looks.
"Jaskier," he says, sitting down to eat his godsdamned breakfast next to his child surprise, who is supposed to be the only child in this keep. Somehow, she is also the best behaved. "Eat or I'll give your food to Lambert."
And considering their recent activities, the lure of food should be enough to keep him from scandalizing his brothers any further. Food, then a bath, then Geralt could get around to his actual tasks for the day. The things that he's required to do that don't involve screwing a bard in any manner.
"No, you won't!" he replies kinda teasing, but part of him does react to the lure because Geralt is absolutely right in his logic, knowing the bard as well as he does. Jaskier is hungry after their recent activities, especially considering he hasn't eaten well since he arrived because of everything that has happened.
Besides... even if Geralt doesn't give his food to Lambert, Jaskier does believe the prick may take it anyway.
It's amazing how easily they fall back into old routines. Technically they made up not so long ago after more than a year of betrayal, yet his rescue from Nilfgaard feels like it happened ages ago. Jaskier doesn't even blink at the breakfast waiting for him, doesn't even realize how important it is for Geralt to be doing this even in front of his family... it's simply how things are for them. Jaskier sits next to Geralt, letting their thighs and arms brush as he digs in. The kasha is made exactly as he likes it, and he eagerly enjoys it, which means the mess hall can have blessed silence... for a moment anyway.
"Soooo~" He singsongs as he exchanges his spoon for knife and fork to start slicing up the bread and the sausages, because not even in Kaer Morhen he'll stop trying to prevent Geralt from eating sausages like a dog (or, well, a wolf). Besides, it's part of the routine too. Teamwork! "What are the plans for today?"
He looks around the table, at Ciri and every witcher, but it's mostly an excuse to glance at Vesemir before his eyes fall again on the knife and the butter. He may be a brat but he's a brat that cares, one that wants to connect with this family, and so he isn't going to start a hostile confrontation unless they provoke him.
(What constitutes as "provocation" to Jaskier may not align with Geralt's meaning of the word.)
"I know what you're thinking," he comments before anyone has time to reply. "The bard is not made for physical labor. I do admit I may not be the right person to help you with repairs, but that doesn't mean I'm useless. I'm good with the horses, and I know the basics of the kitchen. I'm also a master of the seven liberal arts, which include rather gorgeous penmanship, if I say so myself. I couldn't help noticing the, ah- current state of your labels." And by that, he means 'the witchers have horrible handwriting, how can you even keep potions, ingredients and food organized like that'. But his tone is light as simple, because he has years of indirectly insulting nobles under his belt. Spinning of words, as always. "There are certain books in the library that could do with rebinding and/or duplicating, two tasks I'm more than capable of doing."
"Can you update them as well?" The whole table turns to Cirilla, surprised by her sudden intervention - Jaskier included.
"My lady?"
"The few history and geography books in the library are out of date." Big words for a newcomer, words that raise eyebrows around the table and make Vesemir frown. But she stays brave and doesn't let any of the witchers intimidate her - her green eyes stay on Jaskier. She even leans in a little bit over one of Geralt's arms. "There are two missing principalities in Temeria and one in the south of Brugge on the maps."
You can take the princess out of her kingdom, but you can't take the kingdom out of the princess. Her education (plus Calanthe's blood) is shining through, and Jaskier immediately lights up, delighted to have found someone that speaks his language. Oh, thank the gods he can be here for her and carry on wherever her tutors left off, it'd be a sin for her to forget such valuable lessons. She can be a witcher with good use of the sword and the ability to communicate, something everyone else in this keep is terribly lacking.
"Don't tell me they've left out the Baron de Mazur!" That's the newest one in Brugge, if he remembers correctly. Amused as hell, he leans over Geralt as well, almost as if gossipping with the girl on the other side of his lover. "Can you imagine what his two chins have to say about it?"
They both laugh at what appears to be a hilarious reference... to those that know the Baron de Mazur, that is.
Jaskier finally sits and starts on his breakfast, slicing the sausages into neat little pieces, as he is wont to do. It's a peculiar habit of his-- he slices everything on the plate, regardless of whether he's going to eat it or not. It doesn't matter too much, of course, because Geralt can eat it however it happens to be shaped, but it's quicker to just eat the thing as it is, not chop it up like finger-foods for a fancy party.
He eats his kasha while Jaskier talks, laying out his own skills and how they might be most useful to a bunch of witchers. Jaskier was never going to be someone that they would send out to the walls to do repairs, but he's more than suited for the domestic tasks of the keep. He's familiar enough with the preparation of wild game from twenty years of camping and should be able to handle the kind of meat they keep in their larders-- venison and rabbit and the occasional wild boar-- and lend a hand in the kitchen, he could do some of the basic chores in the stables. They usually have a rotation for the horses, anyway, so that it wasn't always one or two of them stuck with mucking-out duties, and so that they had time to check in with their mounts. Geralt would've made time for Roach regardless, but it was nice to have a portion of his schedule set aside for her.
And, of course, the library. Ciri mentions that there are a number of books and maps that are out of date, and Vesemir considers the suggestion. While witchers don't involve themselves in politics, it's still advisable for them to know the boundaries of countries and the ruling parties. Routes change, as well, with the passing of time, and so do some landmarks and even natural features. It's not unheard of for a witcher to wander into territory that they haven't set foot in for decades and find a lake where one never was before because humans put up a dam. This kind of record-keeping had been easier in the past, when the keep had been full and there had been witchers dedicated to maintaining the library's materials.
Then he and Ciri start talking about some baron that literally no one else at the table has ever heard of, nevertheless how many chins he has. Geralt has to lean back so that Jaskier can gossip with her, crack jokes that no one else understands. He looks up and meets both of his brothers' confused expressions, shrugs in response, and reaches over the bard to take bread and sausage from the unattended plate.
"I'll set aside a stack of books that need to be copied and rebound," Vesemir says, applying copious amounts of butter to his bread and otherwise acting as though there's nothing strange about a bard and a princess gossiping about foreign nobility. "If our maps and atlases need to be amended, deal with it as you see fit."
It's not a small task, seeing to the library's resources, but it's also not a task given lightly-- Eskel tilts his head for a moment, an inquisitive gesture, but doesn't question the old Wolf's decision. Their library is home to not just the maps and geography books, practical things that any person would need to journey the continent, but also tomes full of witchers' secrets, mages' tomes, and hunting journals from men who are long since dead. Priceless relics from a time when the Wolf school didn't have one foot in the grave.
"There are certain sections of the library that you should not touch. I trust Geralt will show you which ones those are."
Geralt nods, then takes more bread from the plate to use to mop of the remnants of his kasha. He leaves some for Jaskier; he'll complain if he doesn't get any.
"For the rest of you, the western wall is nearly shored up enough to survive the storms, but the roof over the southern hall will still need to be patched before the first blizzard. Lambert, Coën, you two should start on the roof. Afternoon training is as usual."
Lambert pulls a face at the order, probably a mixture of disliking being told what to do and a general reluctance to go up on the roof in the cold weather, but he knows better than to start an argument right at breakfast. And, anyway, the roof does need to be fixed, at least if they don't want snow coming through it.
Eskel nudges Lambert. "Trade you."
The youngest Wolf snorts into the weak ale he drinks with breakfast. "Your fat ass would fall right through the fucking roof."
Edited (a few things straight up didn't make sense, idk how do i english) 2020-09-08 06:58 (UTC)
Jaskier is in the process of biting onto a slice of buttered bread when Vesemir speaks his permission, so when he turns away from Geralt to stare at the old man with wide eyes and raised eyebrows, the bread is left hanging on his mouth. He probably looks like an idiot, ruining the whole I'm-useful-please-trust-me image he just tried to put up with his little speech, but he's too shocked to notice.
It's not like he had been expecting a full no - he did think they would find some chores for him to do, that they would trust him with the horses at least, and that the books would require some convincing, maybe done under supervision. But deal with it as you see fit? Damn! Didn't see that one coming. It's pretty much free rein! Jaskier can't help puffing out his chest, eyes gleaming with excitement - he also tries to talk with the bread still on his mouth, ruining the moment.
He grabs the bread and clears his voice before trying again, this time looking directly at Vesemir instead of just glancing. There's the beginning of something here - perhaps just a test, but Jaskier will take it. He didn't win Geralt over in one day, he can work on these other wolves (and griffin!) as well.
"It'll be my pleasure."
A forbidden section, though? That sounds fascinating. Jaskier just nods along but makes no promises, because he's a nosy bard that wants to see and learn everything - hell, maybe he's already touched something he shouldn't have when he hid in the library after the argument. Oopsie? (No regrets! At least until he hears about the curses...)
Back to breakfast for him then. Jaskier takes the chance to finish his kasha while watching the witchers interact, wanting to learn every detail. There are many layers to this - witcher relations among their own in general, but also the dynamics of a family. And not just any family, but Geralt's family, which makes it extra important. It's sweet, really, and a high honor to see them act so... normal. Brother-like. It reminds Jaskier, in a very metaphorical way, of how things used to be between him and Frederick before his brother went full Responsible Douchebag Heir. It makes him a bit jealous, and he feels shitty for it, because the circumstances that brought these men together as a family are far from ideal.
Does Cirilla think any of the same things Jaskier does? She must miss her family, that's for sure.
"Whenever you're done with your studies, princess--" This time he doesn't lean against Geralt to talk to her. He does, however, pick some bread and sausage for himself before casually pushing the plate with all the reminding sausage towards Geralt. Gotta feed the wolf - he always needs more food than Jaskier does, but it's worse this time: he can tell he's had a couple of rough months. "You may join me in the library. We could go over some recent world events together, if it pleases you."
Let me tutor you, he wants to say, but he knows better. He imposed himself on Geralt because direct is the witcher's language. But with Ciri? Gotta spin those words, let her know this is an option and not an obligation. He remembers being her age, remembers how much he hated certain classes, how he'd rather go outside and have an adventure. She has a whole keep to explore now, plus actual sword and magic at her disposal... what kind of teen would choose books over that? Especially a girl, whose chances to learn these things are as a small as a grain of rice.
But Jaskier has hopes, especially after their talk. He hopes that having lost his home so soon, she may be nostalgic for--
"I'd like that."
--ah. She does! Jaskier beams, filling the mess hall with the sweetness of his scent. Bard and princess share a nod and a smile before Jaskier turns to the other witchers at the table. His lips form a grin now, a mischievous glint appearing on his eyes. Oh no, nobody is safe from the bard!
"That goes for all of you! Come by when you're taking a break, I want to pick all your brains! That includes you, Your Prickness." He playfully kicks Lambert under the table. It's not meant to hurt, not like Jaskier could do that to a witcher anyway. "I want to hear about everyone's hunts! There's a whole winter ahead of us and I can use it to compose. Geralt shall no be the only witcher I sing about, even if he remains my favorite. Childhood stories to embarrass each other are welcome and encouraged, and they shall be repaid with twenty years of details Mr Stingy has kept to himself, I'm sure."
After getting his permission from Vesemir, Jaskier is quiet for a while-- listening, apparently, to the witchers at their breakfasts, the way they bicker and argue over the last of the sausage in the pan, how Lambert pelts Geralt with bread when he loses said argument. Or, at least, when his fork isn't fast enough to spear the sausage before Geralt's, and the witcher shoves half of the purloined meat into his mouth and chews it down like the wolf that is his namesake. Table manners were never a high priority at Kaer Morhen, a fact that certainly would have scandalized Ciri if she hadn't had several weeks to get used to it already. Maybe it had scandalized Jaskier at one point early in their acquaintance, but he's almost certainly gotten desensitized to it after two long decades.
Thankfully, Ciri will still have some semblance of civilized tutoring, since Jaskier asks her if she'd like some lessons and she seems thrilled at the prospect. Geralt breathes; both of his humans smell like happiness. There is a particular heavy, wet scent to the air that marks an impending snowstorm, likely to hit within the next day or two. Once that snow falls, the pass will be entirely impenetrable until the spring thaws, and they will truly have months of safety. Months to train Cirilla, months to decide what to do with her come spring. Months to navigate this fledgling thing with Jaskier, to make amends.
When the snow comes-- that's when he'll finally feel like they're all truly safe.
He feels distinctly less safe when Jaskier reminds his brothers that he has twenty years of embarrassing stories to tell, and when his brothers are simultaneously reminded that they also have several decades of embarrassing stories. Lambert perks up immediately.
"Hey, bard, did Geralt ever tell you what he wanted to call himself?" he says, and Geralt's eyes snap to him like a cat that's sighted a bird. "It's great-- Geralt Roger Eri--"
Lambert gets no further, on account of the fact that Geralt vaults the breakfast table in order to get him into a headlock. There is a minor scuffle on that side of the table; Coën avoids it by sliding further down the bench, while Eskel cracks up laughing at the sight of Lambert's head clenched in the crook of Geralt's elbow, slowly turning a spectacular shade of red. There is a bout of prodigious, if strained, swearing from the youngest Wolf witcher, and if Ciri winds up using naughty words, they all know who to blame.
"--Eric du Haute-Bellegarde," Vesemir finishes, ignoring the look that Geralt shoots his way, his deeply furrowed brow. "I told him to use Geralt of Rivia instead."
Betrayed by his own fencing tutor. This is payback, probably, from all those times that Geralt and Eskel and the other boys nearly gave Vesemir heart attacks over their antics. Hell, it's probably all because of that one time that they stole white gull and gave some to Lambert before he had taken the Trials, and he got so sick that they didn't know what else to do but hand him over to their teacher. Turned out that he was just really fucking drunk, but still.
Lambert slaps Geralt's arm a few times, a universal signal of crying uncle. Geralt lets go of him before he passes out, and he collapses onto the floor in a gasping heap.
"Fuck," he wheezes, "you fucking reek. The fuck'd you do, roll around in it?"
"I'll put you in another headlock," Geralt says, and Lambert makes a rude hand gesture at him.
The baths do sound like a good idea, though, before anyone else gets any ideas about sharing stories. Geralt stands, frowns at the fact that Ciri's been laughing at his plight, too, and tips his head towards the door-- a gesture for Jaskier that they should go. Baths await, and Geralt is only too happy to be not in the company of his asshole brothers for a while.
They have to stop back at the room to pick up their things, but after that it's a direct path down to the baths. Since it's such a well traveled route, the halls leading down into the belly of the keep are well maintained; none of the witchers want to do without their hot soaks just because the hallways are falling apart.
The baths themselves are carved out of the living rock of the mountain, a series of descending pools that are filled from the natural hot springs that well from deep within the rock. The highest pools are hot enough that only witchers can endure the temperature, and even then only for a time; the baths cool the further down they go. The largest pools, the ones at the very bottom, are even fed with fresh snowmelt off the mountain, making the water icy cold. A human would probably find it unbearable for more than a few minutes, but the cold pools have seen their own fair share of use from witchers with muscles sore from overwork. It had been what one of their old teachers had told them to do after particularly hard training sessions-- a dip in the cold pool to take down the swelling, then a soak in the warm pools to ease tired limbs.
For now, though, the more moderately warm pools saw the most use. The coolest of the pools that the witchers tended to use would probably be just right for Jaskier, hot enough to soothe but not to scald.
"Stay out of the top pools," he says, his voice echoing through the stone bathhouse. "They're too hot for you. The water cools as it runs down, the lowest pool is the coldest. Feel free to jump into that one, if you want to see how far your balls can go back into your body."
There are cubbyholes set into a wall to put clothes and such in, and Geralt strips out of his clothes and takes a towel and Jaskier's ridiculous bag of bathing supplies over to the pool. It's warm when he steps into it, and the water has a faintly sulfurous smell from the dissolved minerals. He sinks into it up to his shoulders and sighs at the feeling of it, the comfort of being submerged in warmth.
Indeed, Jaskier has definitely become desensitized to Geralt's awful table manners. Does that mean he'll stop trying to make them at least a little less awful? No, at least not when they're in public - today he'll allow this exception, even if he's a bit worried about what Cirilla may learn from it. In Kaer Morhen witchers gonna witcher, and right now, Jaskier is more concerned about Geralt getting to eat properly again.
Besides, that fight over the food? Amusing as hell as well. It's more of the casual interactions between brothers that he's been dying to see. If Geralt had to go through all that shit as a kid, Jaskier is glad he at least had these fine men with him. Well, as fine as Lambert can be.
...actually, Lambert may be finer than Jaskier thinks. Geralt chose his name? This is incredibly interesting, and Jaskier wants to chat with his boyfriend later about the process behind it, having gone through the same. But ohohoho, it doesn't stop there, there's a story. An embarrassing one, it seems. This is gold!
Gold that Geralt doesn't want him to know about, apparently. Both Jaskier and Ciri jump on their seats when Geralt is suddenly vaulting, not used to this behavior (at least when it comes from Geralt) unless there's danger near them. They stand up to take a better look and after sharing a glance that silently says wow, this is really happening, they decide to enjoy the show - laugh at them even. Geralt is roughhousing! With his brother! Jaskier never thought he'd see the day. It shows how much comfortable he's around them, how he can let go of his control because the other witchers can take it. He can only hope Geralt lets go with him at least a third of the control he lets go with his family some day.
Now this is fun and all (Lambert deserves a headlock, let's be honest here), but Jaskier needs the rest of the story! And he's about to ask for it, to ask Geralt to spare his brother... when Vesemir jumps in again. Twice in a row, Jaskier can barely believe it. He doesn't have time to analyze this move, though, because-- well. Geralt Roger Eric du Haute-Bellegarde. Unbelievable. Laughing so hard it echoes in the room, Jaskier falls back on his seat as he grabs his stomach and bends over a little bit, absolutely losing it. And Lambert commenting on his jizz, hitting the point closer than he realizes? Yeah, not helping. Oh, what a wonderful morning to have after the best fuck ever.
"If you excuse me, gentlemen and lady," he finally says when he manages to control his laughter, although some chuckles still escape him. He even has to wipe tears off his eyes! "I'm in urgent need a bath, and I think the White Wolf is a little worried I repay this wonderful story in kind." He leaves the table but only takes a couple of steps toward Geralt before turning around again with a hand around his mouth and a wink for his audience. "Can't have you knowing he told a golden dragon than his kind didn't exist, can we?"
The golden glare that is thrown his way is expected, and that's why he runs the hell out of there, grinning widely at the sounds of more laughter coming from the mess hall. Sorry, Geralt, but business is business. He needs to keep his part of the deal, win the in-laws over and show them their efforts will be well rewarded. That way Jaskier can get more childhood stories later!
Well, he runs half of the way anyway, as much as he can remember, then waits for Geralt to guide him back to his room. This time he does pick a set of his nicer silks to change into, plus his grooming kit... and the silver wolf brooch, of course. He waves it at Geralt with a grin and a wink before throwing it on top of the pile and following his lover to a new section of the keep. They travel through well-kept hallways, and Jaskier realizes the ones Eskel guided him through to get to the kitchen are in good condition as well - the important daily paths are taken as a priority, very smart of them! That also means the path to the baths is a priority, which amuses him greatly. It seems not only Geralt has an affinity for a good soak.
What kind of bathtubs does a keep hold for such a bunch of burly men anyway? Jaskier isn't sure what to expect... but this is definitely not it. Geralt starts undressing and for the first time ever, Jaskier doesn't glance or ogle. No, his -now very wide- blue eyes are too busy staring at the beautiful sight ahead of them.
"Hot springs!" he exclaims after picking his jaw from the floor, his scent sweet with excitement. However, there's also a tiny hint of... frustration? "You bloody stingy oaf, how dare you keep this secret from me for so long! And you still thought I wouldn't want to come to Kaer Morhen? Unbelievable!"
His huffing is barely serious, it's incredibly obvious for anyone (enhanced senses or not) to see how delighted he is by this turn of events. He undresses at record speed, chuckling at Geralt's comment and telling him he can be the one to bring his balls back if it comes down to that before following him into the water. The fact the witcher took his kit with him doesn't go unnoticed - Jaskier won't comment on it because he knows Geralt will say he's just being practical and bringing it over so the bard doesn't forget about it and whine about it later, but he knows the truth: his boyfriend loves being pampered. Which is great, because Jaskier loves pampering him.
Geralt's sigh is echoed by Jaskier's. The warm water feels incredible, it's like being born again. All the stress his body has been through since Geralt found him (from true pain of torture to the light soreness of last night's exercise) gradually goes away until all his muscles are left feeling like wet clay, free and unmolded. Not only the temperature is perfect, there's also the size of the pool: big enough to fit various adult men... which means Jaskier can finally cross another thing off the things I've been wanting to do with Geralt since Posada list.
He doesn't need to ask, he just goes for it - it's not like he's ever been afraid of being bold around Geralt, and their recent relationship upgrade has only served to make him even bolder. Calloused hands separate the witcher's knees and Jaskier crawls between them to sit against Geralt's body, lowering his own a little bit so his head is resting against those marvelous boobs.
"I'm missing something." Geralt's arms are grabbed then and put around the bard's waist. The fact he's allowed to do this at all without complaint makes him smell even sweeter. "Mmmh, perfect."
Believe it or not, silence follows, because even Jaskier can appreciate a moment of relaxation and basking in his lover's presence. But at the end of the day, Jaskier is Jaskier, and as he's told that day in Posada twenty years ago? He doesn't go in for that.
"Soooo~," he sing-songs as he rearranges his position to make his head fall on Geralt's shoulder this time, so he can both look at the witcher and playfully kiss his neck as an apology for the teasing he's about to do. "Geralt actually-not-of-Rivia, mmh? Could've tricked me with that accent of yours, love."
Jaskier steps into the baths after Geralt, submerging his long limbs in the steaming water with a heartfelt, satisfied sigh. The heat from the water will undoubtedly do his body good, ease the aches of his sore muscles and release a little of the long-held tension in his shoulders. There's plenty of space for both men to stretch out in, as well, so neither of them would have to be cramped-- there had been many a wooden tub in a cheap roadside inn that hadn't been quite big enough to accommodate a full-grown witcher. Or even a full-grown bard, sometimes.
Geralt sprawls in the hot water, his head tipped back against the stone lip of the bath as he lets the heat seep into his bones. Jaskier appreciates the warmth now but he'll learn to adore it when the cold really sets in; there's nothing like a scalding hot bath in the morning to chase away the chill. He opens one eye when Jaskier's calloused hands brush against his knees, coaxing them apart. He insinuates his body in between them and Geralt allows it, lets him press close and rest his head against his chest. His scent, discernible even in the heavy, humid air, is sweet and content, goes even sweeter when he wraps the witcher's arms around his waist. Geralt hums at the contact and briefly tightens his grip on Jaskier's body-- an embrace hidden under the pretense of shifting him into a more comfortable position.
There are a few blissful moments of silence. Geralt runs his thumb along the soft skin of Jaskier's side, letting himself relax into the quiet and comfort. He should've known that it wouldn't last for very long, not when the talkative bard is involved.
Geralt actually-not-of-Rivia. He grunts, annoyed at his brief moment of peace being shattered by an embarrassing inquiry. It had been so nice to sit quietly with Jaskier. Blissful silence.
"Vesemir decided that Rivia was as good a place as any, and that my previous choice was... pretentious," he says. "The accent is just an accent."
Really, picking up an accent just to sell that he's from Rivia is just as pretentious as anything else, but Geralt will sooner fall on his own sword than admit that.
Geralt not only embraces him, he also spends those few moments running his thumb on the bard's skin, and Jaskier swears he's in heaven right now. And he wishes Geralt to feel the same, so when he hears that little annoyed grunt? He chuckles and kisses the witcher's neck again.
"Just an accent? You went out of your way to change the way you speak, my dear." He rubs the arms around him, comforting and assuring this isn't criticism. "Eskel called you a bookworm and I've always known you're strict about getting details right when it comes to witchering things, but it's something else to see this part of you applied to other things in life. It's quite remarkable, really."
There are sincerity and affection in his voice - after twenty years, it's amazing to still learn new things about Geralt, to see him in a new light. Which makes sense, since they're in a relationship now, and that's new as well. Unveiling new sides of each other comes with it. Geralt's attention to detail (not to call it an obsession) applies to this too, Jaskier realizes - the way he woke up earlier than usual to go fishing, how he made sure Jaskier had more than one orgasm not to keep him waiting... Whatever you want he said, and Jaskier is still learning how deep that promise goes.
"It was, indeed, a pretentious choice, but I must say - I do like Eric." A pause before he adds, "Better than bloody Alfred."
And oh, how much does he hate Alfred. Julian is a good name, one he only changed because he left his old life behind, not because he dislikes the name itself. But Alfred? Ugh. These thoughts should sour his mood, but he surprises himself by realizing he doesn't mind sharing this little bit. He feels content and safe in Geralt's arms, in this old yet newly found relationship that allows him to look at his childhood without fearing it may catch up on him.
Affectionate as always and hungry for more of this touching Geralt as he's always wanted, Jaskier nuzzles against the witcher's neck and jaw, only to meet his stubble. Mmh.
"You need a shave," he comments as he raises his fingertips to kindly stroke that strong jaw before stopping at the witcher's lip, a thumb caressing the scab that has formed there. "And mayhap some balm? Eskel decked you pretty hard, huh."
Look, he cares. He truly does. That doesn't mean he can't sound amused as hell too.
Geralt's mouth twists in irritation at the attention that Jaskier draws to his... pretention, to the fact that he did, in fact, adopt an entirely new way of speaking just to sell that he's from a place that he'd never actually even been to at the time. His Rivian accent was terrible in the beginning, too, and he really only was able to get by on it because he'd started out so far north that no one really knew what a Rivian accent was supposed to sound like anyway.
He isn't sure if the fact that Jaskier approves of the Eric part of his name makes it better or worse.
"You don't look like an Alfred," he says. "Maybe a Julian, if you'd ever keep your doublets buttoned."
But Jaskier could never seem to remember that his doublets are supposed to stay closed, as are his chemises. The number of times he's started a night with the thing done up properly, only to emerge at the end of it with the doublet wide open and the top buttons of the chemise liberated as well, a broad swathe of hairy chest on display. Scandalous, even in these modern times.
The bard continues with his outpouring of physical affection, pressing his face against Geralt's throat only to pull back with a displeased noise when he encounters stubble. He hadn't gotten around to shaving in the past few days, and on the road he'd had to be perfunctory and quick, so it had been some time since he'd last had a good shave. If he hadn't already known that Jaskier's as well furred as any bear, he would've thought that the bard's displeasure stems from a lack of being able to grow a beard; he'd be willing to bet good money that Jaskier could actually grow one with alarming speed.
Jaskier's thumb touches the spot where Eskel's knuckles split his lip; it's mostly healed, just a slightly sore scab by now. Geralt kisses the pad of his thumb as it goes by, because it's there and he can.
"He did. It takes force to get through a witcher's skull."
And Geralt had been acting like enough of an ass that force was necessary. But it's all sorted now, and Geralt doesn't begrudge Eskel for the punch.
"My shaving kit is with your bath things," he says, because that's been the easiest way to arrange their toiletries. Besides, Jaskier would sometimes shave him, so he might as well just leave his shaving kit with his oils. "Get it and you can fix at least one thing."
His heavy iron file is also with those things, and he needs that to grind down his teeth. Might as well take care of all these things while he's in the bath, get himself all cleaned and shaved and filed.
In the same way Geralt is irritated by putting attention to his 'pretention', Jaskier gets a bit irritated by the way Geralt calls him out for his open doublets. In another context he would've teased back, tell the witcher it was very nice of him to notice Jaskier's chest (which is one of the reasons he keeps it open, besides just being less stuffy that way). But the way he worded it, implying a good lord named Julian wouldn't do that, welp...
Jaskier pulls a face. "Ugh, you almost sound like my old tutors. Or worse." His father, but he doesn't say that aloud. "Guaranteed mood killer."
It's not like it makes Jaskier pull back or anything - he's still affectionate and content. It's just the principle of the thing!
The kiss to his thumb makes him smile, and the (even more) sweetening of his scent may tell Geralt how much Jaskier appreciates it. Little random affectionate gestures coming from Geralt, the usually grumpy man that is opening up for Jaskier and this relationship? Doing things because he wants even when witchers shouldn't have wants? Yes, please!
"Especially your skull, which is thicker than a bull's." He's aware of the irony in him of all people calling others stubborn, but hey, teasing is teasing. He grabs Geralt's chin to gently make him look down at him and gently presses a kiss against the bruise. "Do I want to know what you said to him?"
Of course he wants to know exactly what happened, when does he not? But he thinks he's being smooth this way, giving Geralt the choice. If his lover doesn't tell him, well, it's just a matter of getting the story out of Eskel later.
The fact their grooming things are all together in the same bag is another thing that pleases him greatly - not a new development, it's been like that for years (not counting the post mountain mess, thank you very much) but still a detail that has always reminded him how much Geralt actually cares under all the frowning. It almost makes up for having to pull away from his very comfortable spot against the witcher's chest.
"Mmmh, why only one thing? You do need a good full grooming," he replies as he takes out all the necessary stuff from the bag, the reference to the filing going completely missed. Jaskier likes pampering Geralt, and since their mountain 'break-up', it's quite obvious he hasn't been taking care of himself, just like before they met. Which is an awful thing and Jaskier wants to scold him for it, but there's also a little part of his ego pleased at this sign of how much he's needed. He pats Geralt's shoulder twice. "Turn around."
And Geralt does just that, no questions asked, because he does like the pampering and he trusts Jaskier with it, which makes his heart swell. Jaskier doesn't waste a second and quickly jumps on that lovely white hair, getting it all nice and wet before applying soap (light lavender not to bother Geralt's nose) to start washing it in such attentive, kind movements of his deft fingers that pretty much is a scalp massage.
Another cozy moment - no true blessed silence like Geralt would prefer, but at least Jaskier is sticking to humming a cheerful tune that shows exactly how content he is.
He doesn't particularly want to relive the mess that he made with Eskel-- his brother had punched him and it was over with. That's how they settled things, either with a punch or a few rounds of sparring, and by the time they'd worked it out with fists or swords, the anger had burnt itself out, too. Maybe it's a flawed system, but it worked, and they healed so quickly that a black eye or a few bruises ultimately didn't matter much.
"He wanted to know what I had done to upset you," he says. "I told him."
There's more to it than that, but what's the use in dredging up something that's done? Geralt has been set straight on the matter. He and Jaskier had their own discussion about it, so really it's doubly useless to talk about it again. Jaskier isn't about to abandon his first witcher for Eskel, even if Eskel's temperament is better suited to him, and Geralt is foolish for thinking that he might do so. No need to feel foolish again for it.
Jaskier is easily distracted by the prospect of grooming him, though, so the path of least resistance is to simply obey the bard's command to turn and let him get started on it. Geralt crosses his arms on the lip of the bath, pillowing his chin on his forearms; Jaskier starts getting his hands into his hair almost immediately, wetting it down and fetching one of the soaps. Geralt will never understand all of the nuances of Jaskier's bathing supplies-- he has so many soaps and oils, all of them for different uses even though one bar of soap is perfectly capable of cleaning a body from head to toe. He does appreciate the scent of this particular soap, though, light enough to not be offensive to his nose. The smell of it reminds him of other pleasant baths like this, other times when Jaskier had taken gentle care of him, and it... makes him fond of it. Because of the association.
The bard's fingers are strong and deft and the pressure of them against his scalp is intoxicating-- it lulls Geralt into a kind of stupor, a warm and content state where he can ease some of the tensions of his body, let the repetitive motion of Jaskier's hands soothe him. He needs this, and the press of those slippery fingers down the back of his neck, into the muscles of his shoulders.
A soft rumble builds in his chest. Normally, Geralt would tamp down on this kind of compulsion, killing this evidence of his otherness before it had the chance to make itself known to any humans around him. It's a testament to the rarity of his relationship with Jaskier that he doesn't even notice that he's purring while the bard's hands are on him, too distracted by simple pleasure and too trusting of him. Too secure in the assumption that his bard's hands would never hurt him.
He wanted to know what I had done to upset you. Jaskier hopes his scent doesn't give away too much how that little comment pleases him. Eskel has become such a good friend already, and it makes Jaskier glad on many different levels. Because he likes having friends in general, because befriending witchers can't be this easy and catching a second one is almost fairy tale like, and also... well, he can't deny there's something -ahem- nice about a handsome man punching another in your honor.
Jaskier's aware of how that particular thought sounds, and that's why he allows Geralt to drop the subject. Can't have the witcher getting all jealous again - and while Jaskier isn't about to start walking on eggshells around his lover (he needs to learn to trust!) the wound is still fresh, and poking it wouldn't make either of them any good. It would also ruin the moment, and Jaskier is enjoying this bath too much to allow anything to spoil it.
(Famous last words.)
Washing Geralt's hair (and grooming him in general) is part of their routine, something he does without thinking by now. Feeling the witcher relax under his talented hands fills him with pride and joy, and he wishes he could make Geralt feel like this (loved, taken care of, safe, simply content) every day of his shitty life. But he'll take what he can, especially now that they--
Wait.
What is that sound?
Is Geralt... is Geralt bloody purring?
He is. GERALT IS PURRING. This is amazing! Shock gets the better of Jaskier for a second, and his hands stop as his breathing pauses - he could swear his heart skips a beat as well. Is Geralt even aware he's doing this? That thought shakes him out of his numbly surprised state and like the performer he is, he quickly goes back to his task and his humming, not skipping even one beat. This has never happened before and he fears that if he brings attention to it, Geralt will make it stop.
And Jaskier doesn't want it to stop.
It's so wonderful. Another hidden side of Geralt only he gets to treasure. What has brought this on, he isn't sure - is it the effect of the hot springs? A post-orgasm kind of bliss? Geralt lowering his defenses because he's at the keep, or because of this new level of understanding with Jaskier? Curiosity is killing him, but for once, Jaskier keeps the questions for himself. There will be time to figure it out later - for now, he'll enjoy the hell out of this cute quirk of his lover's.
That is, until a shadow suddenly appears looming over them.
"What the fuck is that noise, Geralt?"
The purring stops, and so do the fingers. Because Jaskier is now seeing red.
"YOU! YOU IMBECILIC, SWAMP-DWELLING, BESPAWLER, DIMWITTED GNASHGAB, WANKING BASTARD SON OF A DEAD NEKKER!" The sweetness of his scent disappears to allow pure, raw anger to take over. Which means there's a bar of soap being thrown at Lambert's head. It shows how angry Jaskier is at the interruption, because that's damn good soap! Sorry about all the yelling so close to your ears, Geralt. "Are you incapable of reading the bloody room, you dunce of a witcher!"
Laughter follows Jaskier's words, Eskel is also entering the hot spring area. And there's another sign of Jaskier being quite angry at the moment - he hasn't noticed yet that the two new arrivals are, you know. Fucking naked.
There are a few blissful minutes where Geralt just lets his mind drift, lulled by Jaskier's clever fingers and the soft, soothing sound of his voice. There's only a brief moment where his heart does something strange, this odd little uptick in its rhythm that only lasts for a beat or two. But it's so transient a phenomenon that Geralt isn't concerned; he'll just make sure that Jaskier doesn't soak for too long in the hot water and overstress himself.
This is good. He is home, the people that he cares for are safe, and he is in a bath, surrounded by Jaskier's scents-- the same ones that had haunted him while they were parted, that lingered in hidden corners of his belongings for months after he had gone. Where once they had caused grief, now contentment.
It is, in fact, so perfect a moment that it's impossible for it to be sustained. He hears the sounds of his brothers' approach before they're within view, but Geralt is too relaxed to bother moving-- at least, until Lambert speaks, drawing attention to the fact that he has been purring this whole time and hadn't even realized. He clamps down on the sound immediately, cutting it off abruptly even though it's far too late to hide it. Both Eskel and Lambert know what that sound is, even if none of them have probably done it since they were children. Surprisingly, though, it's Jaskier who takes the greatest offense to the whole thing, rearing up with a bar of soap to fling it at Lambert's face. The witcher catches it, of course, but he clearly wasn't expecting that response.
"What's got you up at arms, bard? You kiss Geralt with that mouth?" Lambert tosses the bar of soap back into the bath; Jaskier will have to fish for it. He keeps walking towards the steaming pools, some six feet of naked witcher aiming for the pool a tier above the one that Geralt and Jaskier had claimed. "Your bedwarmer's a menace, Geralt, and he's got you wrapped around his fingers. Purring, what are you, ten?"
Eskel's following not far behind, and he says "Leave him alone, Lambert," at the same time that Geralt grumbles "Fuck off, Lambert,". The witcher in question makes a dismissive gesture as he steps into the bath, undeterred by both of his brothers' admonishments as he gets himself comfortable in the hot water. Eskel stops by the lower bath, gives Jaskier an apologetic look.
"He's been in a mood all morning, don't take it personally."
"And your mother as well," Jaskier replies to the kissing comment, a classic comeback that he's used often and his indignation is keeping him from seeing how it may not be witcher appropriate. He's too angry to think clearly - first the interruption of the purring, then being called a bedwarmer. Something he wouldn't deny in another context, but his relationship with Geralt is more than that. "There's only one witcher behaving like a ten-year-old right now and it's not Geralt!"
Cöen arrives then, obviously amused by all the antics, but he's smart enough not to comment on it - he just joins Lambert in the pool, although he does make sure not to stay too close to him just in case. It's his interrupting of the scene and -most importantly- Eskel's kindness that snap Jaskier out of his huffing mode, which of course means he's now aware of, you know.
All the naked witchers surrounding him.
Melitele please have mercy.
All of them are so handsome, something Jaskier had already noticed when he saw them training, and now he gets to confirm they're built like a bloody brick outhouse as well. Which he expected, because witchers, but still. Seeing it is something else. Is it the mutagens? It has to be, right? It can't be a coincidence - then again, the mutagens can be blamed (or thanked) for the god-like bodies, not for the beautiful faces, now can it? Fuck. Blue eyes quickly move from one witcher to another: Lambert and Cöen have their muscles fucking glistening with drops of water, and Eskel is here looming above them with-- with--
For fuck's sake. His cock is even bigger than Geralt's. Long, thick, proud, probably as strong yet kind as its owner. Just perfect. How is that possible.
Jaskier is far from a blushing maiden, as everyone in the fucking Continent already knows. He can sing a whole song about fucking a fawn in front of the entire court of Cintra without batting an eye. But hanging out with witchers is different - no matter how composed he may look on the outside, he knows his scent will give him away. That shouldn't be a big deal either, because the whole Continent also knows Jaskier is horny most of the week, but it's more of an... abstract concept, so to speak.
These witchers can smell it directly. Can confirm it. It makes Jaskier feel exposed - exposed to his lover's fucking family, which makes it worse, especially considering Geralt's potential jealousy. Melitele is not having mercy at all! Why make Jaskier have thoughts about how he wouldn't even hesitate to start a witcher orgy right here right now where they'll only cause trouble? This is to be used during a wank in the bath alone, not in the middle of a soak with his "in-laws"!
Maybe they won't notice. Maybe his body won't betray him.
Eskel suddenly raising his eyebrows and Lambert muttering oh for fuck's sake tell him that's definitely not the case.
Alright, alright, gotta play it cool. Jaskier clears his voice and turns away to hunt for the lost soap in the water, a very important task since he needs to finish washing Geralt and then wash himself. Yeah, that's totally it, just going back to business.
"I'm starting to think he lives in a mood," he grumbles as he remembers Geralt's various stories. "But I appreciate your concern, my friend - I've learned the hard way how much your cleaning after your brothers can improve the general mood."
A little teasing over the help they got from Eskel in getting back together, hopefully that will make the witchers get into a sibling spat and get the attention off him and the little shift in his scent.
"If you wish for a little more luxury than white soap, I share my oils freely. I shall repay you for your kindness later with a proper song, but that's the least I can do right now. You as well, Cöen."
No mention of Lambert. Because he's that much of a petty bastard.
Eskel stands over Jaskier, talking to him kindly as one might to a friend, and for Wolf witchers, this kind of conversation is completely normal. Modesty with regards to nudity is quickly trained out of you in Kaer Morhen; you couldn't have it and still use the communal baths. But Jaskier's from human society, and that has many more compunctions about nudity than witchers do, and the bard is undoubtedly less used to large, muscular, nude men walking up to him to chat.
His body betrays him. The spicy-sweet scent of lust starts to suffuse the heavy, humid air, a scent that's easily discernible to all of the witchers in the room. Eskel's only response comes in the form of his raised eyebrows, because he has manners, while Lambert curses and Coën pretends that none of this is happening. Geralt sighs. He'd really wanted to have a nice, relaxing soak with his bard, but fuck him, apparently. Now this is happening, his bard is staring at his brother's cock and apparently finds it very attractive. Granted, it is a very nice-looking cock-- they'd had that dick-measuring contest years ago, and neither Geralt nor Lambert were found to have the nicest cock in Kaer Morhen. But there is a certain amount of ego-bruising that occurs when your lover finds another man's cock particularly interesting.
Jaskier goes fishing for the soap, running his mouth in an attempt to distract from his body's reactions to having multiple strapping, naked men around him, all of whom had noses like bloodhounds. The comment about cleaning up after brothers gets a fuck you from Lambert even though Jaskier hadn't actually been talking about him, and Eskel goes over to dunk him under the water just because he's being a shit and this is what older brothers are for.
Geralt turns and wraps an arm around Jaskier's waist, hauling him back into his lap regardless of whether he's found the soap or not. He has plenty of soap, anyway, it doesn't matter that much if he loses this one particular bar to the baths. His nose brushes against the nape of his neck, breathing in the heady scent of him and not being particularly subtle about it.
"I may take you up on it," Coën says, still gamely pretending that Lambert isn't being drowned five feet away from him. "I don't mind smelling like something other than horse and onion."
It's a dig against-- well, all three of them, probably, Lambert and Eskel had their fair share of horse-and-onion stench after being on the road for a year. Geralt buries his nose further in Jaskier's scent, grumbling wordlessly into his hair and very resolutely not going back to purring contentedly. He still needs to wash up and is in dire need of a shave, but that might require him to relinquish his grip on Jaskier, and he doesn't want to do that. For reasons.
Jaskier has, indeed, found the soap... only to lose it again when Geralt startles the hell out of him by grabbing him and pulling him near again. Look, he may have plenty of soap, but he needs it to last all winter! Especially if he's sharing with Geralt and his brothers! Those huge buff bodies require lots of soap.
He doesn't complain (yet) though, because Geralt is being, well. Adorable. Jaskier wouldn't have expected all this PDA in front of others, especially other witchers, but he's not about to turn it down any time soon. Jealousy can be invasive and quite toxic, he knows, but Geralt isn't acting on it, he's just being a bit grumpy... and it makes feel Jaskier loved and wanted. Sue him.
His hand moves up to pet Geralt's hair, and winces when he finds soap still there. Right, he didn't get to wash that off, oops. So he lowers it instead, making it land on the back of Geralt's neck, rubbing it softly, telling him it's ok. His other hand lands on Geralt's thigh for a little extra comfort, and his head turns a bit towards his lover as he speaks.
"I love you," he whispers. Part of him knows the other witchers may still hear him, but if Geralt doesn't care about PDA then he won't give a damn about this either. And maybe it can help chase those bedwarmer comments away (or is that too much hoping considering Lambert is, well, Lambert?). Jaskier isn't sure how the whole human emotions are in their scent thing works, but he concentrates on his feelings for Geralt anyway, hoping they come out stronger than any lust that is already fading away anyway. Geralt being affectionate and needy of his scent beats any kind of large cock, no matter how big and sexy it may be, so at least his giddiness over that should show up in his smell.
The rubbing of Geralt's neck continues as Jaskier turns his head again, opposite direction this time, to look at what's going on in the pool next to them. He laughs at Eskel drowning Lambert (this wolf keeps winning points with Jaskier, he really needs to work on that song for him quickly - you can't really hurry art, sadly, but something tells him he'll spend winter very inspired) and then he laughs harder at Cöen's comment.
"That's what I told Geralt when we met - that he smelled of onion," he explains as he sees the chance for a dig too. Cöen makes it so easy, and he's sure Geralt has been stingy with the details of their meeting. "I should've imagined it's a witcher thing. I get the entire Continent to throw coins at you yet soap and oils are, somehow, still missing in your bags." A little huff. "If you pass on any of these habits to the princess I swear I'll write a song that will have everyone throwing bars of soap at your stubborn heads."
Thankfully, the fact that Geralt is being touchy and grabbing onto his bard like a child with a favored toy goes largely unnoticed-- Lambert is too busy being drowned, Eskel with drowning the youngest Wolf, and Coën with ignoring all of it that no one pays much heed to what Geralt is doing. He is free to manhandle his bard to his heart's content, at least so long as Jaskier is quiet about it and doesn't do anything that would attract attention--
I love you, he says, and he might as well have shouted it to the rafters.
Eskel pauses in his attempts at water-based homicide while Lambert curses and sputters in his grip, the same expression on his face that he'd had back in the cabin-- like this is some joke that he doesn't get. Still doesn't get, apparently, even after having heard it twice. Even Coën looks over at them, confusion writ across his brow. Love is a word that never gets brought up in relation to witchers, even from the mouths of handsy bards who warm their beds. Witcher schools are different in many ways, but save for the Cats, they are similar in how they mutate the emotions out of their boys; none of them know what love is supposed to be like, nor are they supposed to ever expect it.
Geralt tightens his arm around Jaskier's waist, his face still hidden against the bard's neck, surrounded by his sweet and happy scent. That uncomfortable, tight feeling in his chest is back, the one that rears its ugly head whenever Jaskier says such things. The brave and noble White Wolf, undone by a single bard and a four-letter word. So much for all of those ballads about how strong and brave he is.
Jaskier's an endless font of conversation, though, so he quickly moves on from the I love you incident to embellishing history. Which oughtn't be a surprise, he's been hardly doing anything but wildly exaggerating everything since he started following Geralt across the Continent. This is what finally makes Geralt move his face from the bard's neck, looking at him with a furrowed brow and pursed lips.
"You," he says, "said that I smelled like death and destiny, heartbreak and heroics. It was onion."
Perhaps it's somewhat incriminating that he remembers exactly what Jaskier said to him on the day of their meeting, but... well, he remembers quite a lot of what the bard has said to him over the years. He often acted as though he wasn't paying attention to his endless chatter, but it was just that, an act-- one that he had justified for many years as being solely because Jaskier sometimes said useful things rather than for the entertainment value of his stories. Even now he might be hard pressed to give him that compliment, but that was mostly for the sake of his overinflated ego than anything else.
Ah. They did hear him. And their reaction sure is... something.
He holds their curious and confused gazes, not regretting it, no being embarrassed over it. The words were said for Geralt's benefit (a gentle reminder, a point of comfort) but if they serve as a lesson for the other witchers as well, Jaskier will take it, no matter how much his heart hurts to see them so broken at the mere sound of such four-letter word.
Or maybe because of how much it hurts.
Jaskier pats Geralt's thigh when he feels the arm around him tightening (it's fine, we're fine) but he has to laugh (hard, loud and pleased) when he hears that reply to his little anecdote, head thrown back over the witcher's shoulder and everything.
"Aww, you remember!" It's half meaning it half teasing, and he drops a kiss to Geralt's neck again before continuing. "Yes, I did mention those things. I also included onion. So far you've proven me right on all five."
"I wish I could help you with this little disagreement of yours," Eskel interrupts as he crosses his arms on the lip of the bath and rests his chin on it just like Geralt had done some minutes ago, the only difference being the shit-eating grin almost splitting his face. "But we've never gotten the full story of that meeting."
Lambert catches on what Eskel is doing and he hums his approval. The dragonsplaining bomb had been so good, and the witchers are dying to know what other stories Jaskier is hiding in his puffy sleeves. Even Cöen shows interest, knowing less about this than the wolves themselves - every witcher in the Continent is confused as fuck in fact, it feels like a privilege to be here learning about the truth behind this coin tossing business. Their little ruse works like a charm, of course, Jaskier perks up and sits a little straighter, excited to have an audience for his storytelling.
"Oh, it's a tale worth telling a thousand times!" The hand on Geralt's neck leaves so the bard can gesture as much as his dramatic heart desires, but the witcher doesn't need to worry, the other one stays on his thigh. "Picture: a small tavern in Posada, a warm spring day, and the smell of fresh bread out of the oven tickling the noses of the local guests. A young bard, just out of Oxenfurt, finishes a performance that earns him his meal." Sure, that's a way to put it. "A mysterious man drinks his ale, hidden in a dark corner. Blue eyes meet gold across the room and believe me, good sirs, the sparks were already in the air!"
It's hard to tell if these good sirs believe him or not. Lambert's frown shows he definitely doesn't, and Cöen continues to be confused. Eskel, meanwhile, is incredibly amused, having to bite his tongue not to laugh as he keeps glancing at Geralt to check his reaction. Jaskier is fine with all of this - attention is attention, baby.
"Curious and fearless I approached him," and aroused at the sight as well, but he's not including that. "You must have a review for me, I asked! Three words or less!" And it seems he isn't including his awful pick-up line either. "They don't exist, the mysterious man replies, only to clarify the bard's confusion a second later: the creatures in your song!"
Now that makes them laugh. Witchers are too familiar with how fiction (and gossip!) tends to twist the real details - but this is extra funny for Lambert and Eskel, who know what a big monster nerd Geralt is. Jaskier couldn't be more pleased by this reaction.
"It was at that moment that the truth became obvious in my eyes - golden eyes, white hair, two scary looking swords! I had found myself a witcher, and not just any witcher, oh no, it was no other than Geralt of Rivia!" His free hand traces an arc in the air, as if picturing the name in front of him. "Geralt of Rivia himself, leaving to fulfill his next contract, but not without leaving me his last coin!"
He still has that coin, hidden in the little pocket he sewed himself inside his lute case together with the Pankratz crest ring and the silver buttercup brooch gifted to him by the Countess de Stael.
"And that's when you followed him?" Eskel asks, being that the only detail Geralt ever gave him. Jaskier nods.
"And that's when I followed him indeed! A chance to experience real adventure, how could I let the opportunity slip from my calloused grasp?"
"Real adventure. With a witcher," Cöen says next, because nothing said so far has helped his confusion.
"Is that skepticism I hear in your voice~?" He squeezes Geralt's thigh then, a little gesture that works as preemptive comfort. "I suppose I could say something about first impressions... but I also suppose he never told you he punched me."
Lamber laughs once again, but Eskel raises his head and looks at his brother with a shocked face. "You fucking what?"
"Yet you continued to follow," Cöen comments with the same confusion still in his voice.
"To be fair, I did call him Butcher. Not the best way to offer my services as a barker, now is it." Cöen's raised eyebrows tell Jaskier he is still not making any sense. The bard waves his hand, dismissing any doubts any witcher in the other spring may have about his intentions. "You see, real butchers don't mind being called that. I had hurt his feelings -sorry about that by the way, my dear- the feelings of a witcher, who the stories tell are not supposed to have any. I hadn't only found adventure - I had also found myself a puzzle."
And possibly an incredible cock to take to bed, but again, not including that part.
The other witchers have some comments about that, too, not liking being reminded of that little myth around their people. They fall silent, however, when Jaskier's body language suddenly changes: the histrionics instantly disappear, letting his hand fall on top of Geralt's on his waist, and dropping his voice to a more natural conversation tone - he closes his eyes as well as he leans back against Geralt's chest, the memory coming back to him and putting a soft smile on his face.
This? This isn't storytelling - this is sharing.
"You know what happens next - well, you have an idea. We were captured by the elves. And Geralt..." His voice is filled with respect, admiration, awe. "It's been over twenty years, but I still remember his words clearly: leave him, he's just a bard. They shared their struggles with him and he listened, advised them from a place that resonated with them because they shared a common antagonist: bigotted humans." His voice is raised a little bit then, raw with emotion. "He fucking bared his neck to the king of elves without hesitation! It was the bravest, most noble act I'd ever seen in my life - and trust me, I had met my share of knights already by then."
Perhaps not something he should be sharing, considering he just confessed he had been very young back in Posada. Would this give away his noble childhood? Hopefully it doesn't derail the conversation.
"I recognize a muse when I see one," he finishes his story as he turns his head to nuzzle Geralt's neck. "And a bard must always follow his muse."
Jaskier starts to tell yet another wildly embellished story, this one about the time that they had met-- and he's barely a dozen words in before the lying starts. Smell of fresh bread his leather-clad witcher ass, the only thing that tavern smelled like was a heinous mix of vomit, sour ale, and onion. Perhaps with a slight undertone of old sweat from too many unwashed bodies. The lies continue to mount, adding to the pile the assertion that Jaskier had earned a meal rather than had it pelted at his head, that their eyes met at all before the bard approached his table to speak with him (nevertheless that there were sparks, whatever that might mean), the way he completely skipped over the tragic opening line of I love how you just sit in the corner and brood...
Geralt's face is set into a neutral and generally unimpressed expression, at least until Jaskier gets to the part about leaving his last coin. Then there's an interesting face journey that occurs across the witcher's countenance-- neutrality to thoughtfulness to confusion, complete with heavily furrowed brow; then dawning realization. Jaskier had already continued on with the story by the time his face had finished its contortions, but the other witchers would've certainly seen it.
Jaskier squeezes his thigh briefly as the story progresses, as though in warning or perhaps comfort-- just before he mentions the punch that Geralt had leveled into Jaskier's gut all those years ago. It isn't a memory that he relishes, and he had done it solely for the sake of driving the bard away from him before any real harm could befall him. Jaskier had been so young at the time, barely old enough to be wandering the world on his own. And Geralt couldn't see how he would survive at his side-- either he would leave of his own accord after he'd seen his first real monster, or he would die in that encounter. Better, then, that the first monster that he encounters be Geralt himself-- something he could survive and then go back to the safety of civilization.
He hadn't known that Jaskier had taken the punch as the first piece in a puzzle, not the warning that it was. What would he have had to do to scare him off? Would he have had to be so extreme as to pin him to the ground, bared fangs at his tender throat like his namesake? Draw his sword?
Jaskier's mood shifts and he leans back against Geralt's chest, and he has to adjust his hold on the bard a little to comfortably accommodate him. The part about Filavandrel and the elves is at least mostly accurate, even if it's deeply colored by the bard's own biased perspective. Brave and noble, he says, like there's anything noble about getting your ass kicked and your throat nearly slit. The very same throat that Jaskier's pressing his face against like an affectionate cat, or at least like what Geralt would assume a cat would be like if he would have ever been able to pet one.
"And what does the muse have to think about all this?" Coën asks, watching the bard curl himself into Geralt's lap with those mutagen-damaged eyes.
"Hm," Geralt grunts, making no move to displace Jaskier from his seat. "Half of it's wild embellishment, a quarter outright lies. That leaves another quarter that's roughly the truth, which is more than most of his songs."
"What's the lie about the coin?" Lambert cuts in, his chin propped on the heel of his hand. "Your face looked like you'd gotten a mouth full of wyvern bile."
The face journey most certainly had not gone unnoticed. He could lie, but Eskel is particularly adept at sniffing out his falsehoods, and Lambert wouldn't be satisfied unless he gives a decent answer.
"...The coin," he says, "was for my drink."
There's a moment where that statement sinks in, and then Lambert busts out laughing.
Having a that's not what happened moment is inevitable, Jaskier actually expects it to be the first thing Geralt says. The witcher doesn't disappoint, and Jaskier huffs and nudges him in protest - it's more performative than anything. Some things never change.
What does get a bigger, real reaction out of him is Lambert's question. His eyes open instantly, wide and shocked, and Jaskier pulls away from Geralt to turn and look directly at his face.
"What lie about the coin?"
It's the one thing he didn't lie about!
...but it seems it's not entirely true, either.
"...oh. I thought--"
Jaskier worries his lower lip and looks away, not knowing what to say, and isn't that something? It's not easy to embarrass Jaskier - in fact, the bard is quite shameless. Many people have mocked him in the past and he's always replied with wordplay, allowing his silver tongue to come in his defense. He's always been sure of his decisions: it doesn't matter how foolish others think they are, he doesn't agree. He sees his own logic and passion behind them, they're perfectly valid.
This time, though. This time he does feel as much of a fool as Lambert's laughter implies.
So what can a performer do in an awkward situation such as this? The show must go, gotta distract the audience with something else, even if said audience is probably smelling the shift in his scent.
"Oh well, it matters not!" His laughter is kinda awkward as well, pretty forced to say the least. He decides to go back to searching for his soap, needing to look away from those intense yellow eyes for at least a moment. "The rest is true, and that's what is important! I may've followed, but Geralt let me do so - my ego isn't so big to think a witcher wouldn't be able to leave me behind if he so wished."
Aha!, he mumbles to himself when he finds his target, which he proceeds to take back to his grooming bag in exchange for Geralt's shaving kit. Keeping himself busy means not having to think about how Toss a coin just lost that little extra meaning it had behind it, right? Riiiiight.
"Dunk, my dear, we need to rinse the soap off your head before it hardens into a griffin nest," he lowly tells Geralt as he taps his shoulder before turning to the witchers in the other spring. "Any other questions before I ask for a story in return? Cöen, my good man, you still look confussed as hell," he says with a chuckle. Cöen shrugs. "You and Eskel are my friends now too. So the quicker you accept there's one human out there that cares, the better for your stress levels. Oh! Two, two humans, we should count the princess as well."
Yeah, he left Lambert out on purpose. They'll get there eventually. Maybe? Hopefully.
Geralt hadn't intended on embarrassing Jaskier, but the sour scent of it creeps in on what had previously been light and happy. He'd been just as surprised about the coin revelation as the bard-- he hadn't known that Jaskier had taken the coin with him, he'd thought that he'd just dropped it on the table to pay for his drink and left. Probably doesn't sound as good in a ballad, though, if you have to say that you stole a coin from a tavern in an unfortunate misunderstanding rather than that the White Wolf left you his last coin.
Ultimately, though, it probably doesn't matter. It hadn't taken too long for the bard to start to worm his way into Geralt's life, for the witcher to start sharing his things with him. It had barely been two nights on the road before Jaskier's supplies of stale bread from Posada had dried up and he'd been left with nothing to eat, and Geralt had shared his dinner with him so that the foolish boy wouldn't starve. He would, without a doubt, give his last coin to Jaskier if he needed it, though the bard isn't usually the one without funds these days. It'd be more likely to be the other way around, with Jaskier spending the last of his coin to make sure that Geralt has sturdy armor and sharp swords and a potion bag full of his necessary herbs. At some point in the many years that they'd traveled together, Jaskier had gone from being his charge to his keeper, and even now he isn't sure how that switch came about.
He could have left him behind at any point and resumed his independence, but didn't, not for any more than a winter season-- except for one time on a mountaintop. There won't be any repeats of that.
Jaskier taps his shoulder and tells him to dunk his head, and Geralt does as he's told; leans forward to plunge his entire head in the bath, rubbing his fingers roughly through his hair to get all of the soap out. He pushes it back from his face when he raises his head from the water again, now rinsed and clean and feeling much better than it did before they started. Jaskier has always been a good hand at cleaning him up, though.
He surfaces in time to listen to Coën's response.
"You're the first human I've seen that travels with a witcher," he says. "It's a novelty, I guess. How long did you say that you've been doing this?"
Jaskier's brought over the shaving kit, which is a decent enough indication that Geralt needs to put his face within Jaskier's easy reach. He leans his back against the wall of the bath, where the bard could easily sit behind him and have access to his stubbly cheeks. He prefers being clean-shaven anyway, and, as with most aspects of personal grooming, he prefers it when Jaskier does it for him.
Geralt does as he's told without hesitation, and it's the kind of gesture that makes Jaskier feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Can't the other witchers see this, understand its meaning? How can Jaskier not follow this man when he tells him so much with a simple sign? It should be so obvious! People are always complaining about how verbose Jaskier is, how actions speak louder than words yet fail to see it when that actually happens.
See, words are important because witchers are dumbasses.
It's really nice to see how their routine is kept even after that year apart and is adapted to the walls of Kaer Morhen, even under the curious eyes of Geralt's brothers - he leans back against the wall of the bath and Jaskier instantly understands what is being asked from him, so he wastes no time in climbing and sitting behind Geralt, legs lazily resting over the witcher's broad shoulders. Jaskier has never been shy (and even if he had been, the road would've cured him of it pretty quickly) but right now he feels a bit exposed anyway - his dick is quickly hidden between his thighs and behind Geralt's head so hopefully Lambert won't try to bring attention to it (Jaskier isn't small by any means, but next to these witchers? any human could develop a complex), and then there's the subject of his new scars, which he isn't used to quite yet. It's not like witchers would even care about scars, considering the obvious, but what he yelled at Vesemir the other day may make them curious.
Any questioning may make Geralt feel like crap, and Jaskier wants to avoid that. Less guilt, more purring.
"A novelty!" he comments with a laugh, letting his fingers run through Geralt's hair now that it's been rinsed to avoid any future tangling. He's thorough and gentle, only allowing his nails to scratch Geralt's scalp in a playful way - not hurting, but teasing, wishing for the purring to return. "As an artist and trendsetter, I shall take that as a compliment."
Once the white hair is properly slicked back and out of the way, Jaskier picks a new soap (because you can't use the same soap on your hair and your skin, obviously!) and, after tilting Geralt's head back a bit and dropping a kiss on his nose (Lambert makes fake gagging noises), he starts soaping out that handsome chin that he's sure could break rocks.
"Let's see... we met shortly after I left Oxenfurt so that makes it... twenty-four! Twenty-four years. Hear that, Geralt? Next year is our silver anniversary." The tone of his voice implies something special shall be done for the occasion. Now the witcher's face is white with lather to match his hair, Jaskier changes soap for blade and starts shaving after whispering blade incoming as a warning, his touch as gentle and careful as if he were changing the strings of his lute. Geralt is good at staying still, so he makes his job extra easy.
"This is our first winter together, however," he continues to speak unaware of the staring his current grooming tool is getting from the witchers in the other pool. Jaskier's attention is on Geralt's face (and the grass is green!). "We've gone on our separate ways on more than one occasion, as the lives of two wanderers demanded it. But absence makes the heart grow fonder, does it not?"
The year apart after the dragon hunt surely helped Geralt see things from a new perspective, Jaskier thinks. He would've prefered it to happen with less pain, insults and arguments, but he can't argue against the results.
Jaskier sits behind him, legs draped over his shoulders so that his feet dip into the water. If they had been at an inn with a wooden tub, the bard would've had to pull up a chair behind him to get the right angle, but this way is easier with how the pools are carved down into the rock. Geralt brings one hand up to wrap around the bard's ankle, his thumb tracing lightly over the firm tendon that runs up the back of his heel. He hums softly at the gentle scratch of nails over his scalp as Jaskier finger-combs his hair into some kind of order, keeping it out of his face for his shave.
The bard chatters away while he soaps up Geralt's face, using a particular kind that he favors for this purpose because of its good lather. He only half pays attention to what's being said, preoccupied with his soothing touch, the delicate way he handles Geralt's face. He hears Jaskier's warning about the blade and the cold touch of it doesn't alarm him as it would if it came from anyone else; it's just Jaskier, though, wielding a straight-razor against his cheeks with a steady hand. Geralt tips his head when Jaskier requires it, tips his head back against Jaskier's belly when he needs to get at his throat.
"Twenty-four years," Coën says, a touch thoughtfully. Assuming that Geralt wouldn't have started traveling with a literal child, that means-- "The road's been surprisingly kind to you, bard. You must be at least forty. Most men your age would at least have started going gray."
Jaskier is at least forty-- a bit past that, Geralt thinks, though it's always been hard for him to keep track of human ages. What is a forty year old man supposed to look like? Jaskier has always just looked like Jaskier. He remembers that Yennefer had made remarks about his age during the ill-fated dragon hunt, commenting on the state of the crow's-feet around his eyes, but when Geralt opens his to look up at him, he doesn't see much there at all. He must be different from the day that Geralt met him, when he was barely out of boyhood. But his skin is still smooth and supple, his eyes cornflower blue, his lips soft and pink. Boyish good looks, it'd probably be called. How long are humans supposed to hold onto that kind of thing?
"Hm." His brow furrows. Perhaps Jaskier is just naturally predisposed to looking young, either because of simply good genes or from a touch of something nonhuman in his lineage. If the philandering is a family trait as well, it could be very possible for something to have gotten into the bloodline because of a promiscuous great-grandparent. Elf, maybe. Or perhaps selkie or merrow, since Jaskier has mentioned that his home is situated near the ocean. It's nothing that matters much, but it could explain his youthful looks lasting a little longer than they should.
It's not the purring he wanted, but soft humming is still an excellent reaction. At least Geralt is still relaxed! And Jaskier has to hum as well, enjoying the thumb that lightly rubs his heel. He hopes they can recreate this position on tubs in the future - Jaskier doesn't need to hide his feelings (and lust!) anymore, and their grooming sessions shall reflect this. If he wants to climb in with a wet Geralt, now he can.
The shaving is paused after Coën's comment, because Jaskier is Jaskier and he's gotta be dramatic, meaning: he opens his arms and throws his head back as he exclaims "Thank you!" to the sky. "Trust the wise and enhanced eyes of a witcher to see the truth!"
Wise, he says, as if he wasn't always calling witchers dummies. But this is obviously a jab at certain witch's constant reminders of Jaskier's age - Yennefer knows those are the insults that actually hurt him and she never hesitates to poke Jaskier right there in his humanity. To have a witcher (aka someone incredibly aware of how short human life can be) tell him he's doing fine helps tremendously to keep some worries at bay.
Someday he won't be able to follow Geralt anymore, he knows. But he doesn't want to think about it - which is incredibly selfish, because Geralt has enough issues with bonds and loss, this is something they should chat about. For someone that always insists on talking about things and to use words, Jaskier stays silent about this particular subject. My Lady Destiny, let us have some years of happiness before we need to plan for the end.
"I'm turning forty-two this spring," he clarifies as he returns to his task. "Most men my age don't appreciate good grooming, deeming it a female trait. Funny little detail for you to mention gray hairs, however. I hadn't had any until recently - only two, but I still quickly took care of them. I'd like to think I can blame them on the stress of staying away from the war instead of my age."
The war... and the mountain argument. That's got to be it, right? He can't be getting gray hairs already, he won't accept it.
(Following that reasoning, being captured and tortured should've given him hundreds of gray hairs. His mind chooses to ignore that, wanting to keep up the illusion.)
The actual shaving is done now, but the grooming session is far from over. Jaskier exchanges his blade for a bottle of chamomile oil, which Geralt can recognize as the one that often ends up on his lovely bottom. He pours some on his fingers and rubs his hands to spread it before they land on Geralt's face for a gentle after-shave massage.
Jaskier has to frow as well, though, when he sees Geralt's doing so.
"Ooooh nonononono, nope, I know that face, that's not a relaxed face. What's in your mind now, my dear? It better not be witcher logic. Is this conversation putting ideas in your head?"
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Geralt has allowed him to fuck his chest, a fantasy Jaskier wouldn't have dreamed he would ever fulfill, even if he hasn't gotten anything out of it. Not only that, but he also helps, he doesn't just lay down and takes it because he has to - he squeezes his butt, he pushes his own tits as if he was a common whore... he licks Jaskier's jizz. Oh Melitele, how he loves this man! Finding out they're sexually compatible only serves to fill his heart with joy.
"Enjoy irritating Vesemir?" Pretending to be scandalized, he takes a hand to his chest. "Geralt! What could've possibly given you that idea!"
Translation: Geralt is 100% right. His scandalized reaction, however, becomes actually real when the witcher uses his doublet to clean jizz again. Jaskier covers his eyes and sighs.
"You surely enjoy torturing my delicate fashionable soul, my dear."
After such a display, getting off Geralt only takes him a second, not wanting to stare at such gore anymore. His body is aware of the lack of post-orgasm cuddling though, so before leaving the bed, he leans in and his sweetly kisses Geralt like he would've done if it hadn't been for Eskel and his early boner.
"Good morning. I'm really happy that we worked things out." And it shows, his scent sweet with glee and love, which Geralt truly needs to identify soon. "Those were three amazing orgasms, thank you. I can't wait to experience a whole winter with you." And now a peck for the corner of Geralt's mouth. "Love you."
Look, Geralt has promised he will trust Jaskier from now, but he knows they're about to go face to face with (coughVesermircough) the family and witcher logic again, so he wants to do as much positive reinforcement as possible. Besides, even if they weren't, Geralt deserves to hear these things more often, and it's not like Jaskier minds saying them anyway, sappy poet that he is, always in love with the sound of his own voice.
There's a lot of pouting when Geralt asks him to return the medallion, though. Spoilsport.
He leaves the bed then, and changes pretty quickly, which is not usual for Jaskier. This is the guy that spends too much time on his appearance. To be fair, though... the keep is cold so he doesn't want to stay naked for too long, he's not exactly clean so he's just putting on temporary clothes and not good silks until they take a bath, and he does believe that Lambert will, indeed, eat their breakfast without regret. He still manages to sneak in as many kisses as he can, to Geralt's shoulders or arms or whatever patch of skin is the closest and isn't covered fast by fabric. Gods, it feels so good to be able to do all this and not hide it anymore.
It's real. He's mine.
All this happiness means he hums a song all their way to breakfast, and he holds Geralt's hand as well. He does let go when they're getting close, however, not because he's ashamed or afraid of Vesemir, but because he wants to make a great entrance. And while he hasn't memorized all the hallways of the keep yet, he can tell when they're getting closer - because he can hear Eskel and Lambert groaning and cursing at the smell of them approaching.
"Good morning, good sirs!" He exclaims when they enter the mess hall with open arms, which he bends when he bows for Ciri. "And my lady, of course." Cirilla seems to be glad to see them well and together, but her smile is mixed with confusion: Vesemir is sighing and facepalming, Lambert is making gagging noises, Eskel is shaking his head. And Jaskier? He grins widely, delighted by his audience's reaction. "And what a wonderful morning it is! The last sunlight rays of Autumn still grace us with their presence! What are our plans for such a fine day?"
"You should start by taking a bath," Eskel replies with a mix of horror and amusement. Big mistake.
"Eskel! I haven't thanked you properly!" He approaches the witcher from behind and hugs him around the shoulders. Eskel is frozen in shock at first, but then he quickly covers his mouth and nose, ignoring the bard's words. "Thank you, kind wolf. You're a good friend."
Lambert, who is sitting next to Eskel, waves a hand in the air as if chasing a fly - but he's chasing the smell instead. "You son of a bitch, fuck off! You stink!"
"Aww, is the little prick jealous? Don't worry, I have enough affection for everyone!" And just like that, Jaskier lets go of Eskel to hug Lambert instead. Who, no matter how tough he looks and talks, doesn't dare to push a delicate human either.
"GERALT! GET YOUR BARD AWAY FROM ME!"
Meanwhile, Cirilla has finally caught on what's going on, and so she wrinkles her nose. "Gross."
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"Hm," he says. Jaskier had gotten into his own clothes-- though not his pretty silks-- quite quickly, and is fully covered up to ward off the chill. Underneath the reek of sweat and spend that clings to him, Jaskier smells like happiness, and the scent of it only increases when he reaches out and Geralt doesn't refuse him, lets him twine their fingers together. He lets go by the time they reach the hall, but it's only so that Jaskier can make his dramatic entrance and Geralt doesn't feel the loss of it too acutely.
He knows that they could smell the both of them well before they even walked inside, and that assumption is confirmed by the sight of their faces-- Vesemir's exasperation, his brothers' disgust, Coën's amused eye roll. Eskel makes the mistake of trying to convince Jaskier to do anything, and all it gets him is a bard reeking of his brother's jizz draped across his shoulders. While the bard emotionally scars the youngest Wolf brother with the overpowering scent of sex, Geralt starts getting breakfast and, out of habit, gets it for the both of them. There's kasha, still warm in the pot, and he fixes it up with the sweet things that Jaskier likes-- dried fruit and honey and such-- before he makes a bowl of his own. He piles up one plate with bread and sausage, because it's always been easier for them to share a plate rather than order two. And less washing up afterwards. Besides, they've learned how to eat around each other, when one would need the butter handed over or to pass the knife. Two decades' worth of familiarity. When he sets their breakfasts down on the opposite side of the table from the other two witchers, Eskel is looking at him with a curious sort of expression, and Geralt gives him a neutral one in return. There is nothing at all to see here, not a thing.
Lambert calls for aid, and it's a sufficient distraction from Eskel's searching looks.
"Jaskier," he says, sitting down to eat his godsdamned breakfast next to his child surprise, who is supposed to be the only child in this keep. Somehow, she is also the best behaved. "Eat or I'll give your food to Lambert."
And considering their recent activities, the lure of food should be enough to keep him from scandalizing his brothers any further. Food, then a bath, then Geralt could get around to his actual tasks for the day. The things that he's required to do that don't involve screwing a bard in any manner.
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Besides... even if Geralt doesn't give his food to Lambert, Jaskier does believe the prick may take it anyway.
It's amazing how easily they fall back into old routines. Technically they made up not so long ago after more than a year of betrayal, yet his rescue from Nilfgaard feels like it happened ages ago. Jaskier doesn't even blink at the breakfast waiting for him, doesn't even realize how important it is for Geralt to be doing this even in front of his family... it's simply how things are for them. Jaskier sits next to Geralt, letting their thighs and arms brush as he digs in. The kasha is made exactly as he likes it, and he eagerly enjoys it, which means the mess hall can have blessed silence... for a moment anyway.
"Soooo~" He singsongs as he exchanges his spoon for knife and fork to start slicing up the bread and the sausages, because not even in Kaer Morhen he'll stop trying to prevent Geralt from eating sausages like a dog (or, well, a wolf). Besides, it's part of the routine too. Teamwork! "What are the plans for today?"
He looks around the table, at Ciri and every witcher, but it's mostly an excuse to glance at Vesemir before his eyes fall again on the knife and the butter. He may be a brat but he's a brat that cares, one that wants to connect with this family, and so he isn't going to start a hostile confrontation unless they provoke him.
(What constitutes as "provocation" to Jaskier may not align with Geralt's meaning of the word.)
"I know what you're thinking," he comments before anyone has time to reply. "The bard is not made for physical labor. I do admit I may not be the right person to help you with repairs, but that doesn't mean I'm useless. I'm good with the horses, and I know the basics of the kitchen. I'm also a master of the seven liberal arts, which include rather gorgeous penmanship, if I say so myself. I couldn't help noticing the, ah- current state of your labels." And by that, he means 'the witchers have horrible handwriting, how can you even keep potions, ingredients and food organized like that'. But his tone is light as simple, because he has years of indirectly insulting nobles under his belt. Spinning of words, as always. "There are certain books in the library that could do with rebinding and/or duplicating, two tasks I'm more than capable of doing."
"Can you update them as well?" The whole table turns to Cirilla, surprised by her sudden intervention - Jaskier included.
"My lady?"
"The few history and geography books in the library are out of date." Big words for a newcomer, words that raise eyebrows around the table and make Vesemir frown. But she stays brave and doesn't let any of the witchers intimidate her - her green eyes stay on Jaskier. She even leans in a little bit over one of Geralt's arms. "There are two missing principalities in Temeria and one in the south of Brugge on the maps."
You can take the princess out of her kingdom, but you can't take the kingdom out of the princess. Her education (plus Calanthe's blood) is shining through, and Jaskier immediately lights up, delighted to have found someone that speaks his language. Oh, thank the gods he can be here for her and carry on wherever her tutors left off, it'd be a sin for her to forget such valuable lessons. She can be a witcher with good use of the sword and the ability to communicate, something everyone else in this keep is terribly lacking.
"Don't tell me they've left out the Baron de Mazur!" That's the newest one in Brugge, if he remembers correctly. Amused as hell, he leans over Geralt as well, almost as if gossipping with the girl on the other side of his lover. "Can you imagine what his two chins have to say about it?"
They both laugh at what appears to be a hilarious reference... to those that know the Baron de Mazur, that is.
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He eats his kasha while Jaskier talks, laying out his own skills and how they might be most useful to a bunch of witchers. Jaskier was never going to be someone that they would send out to the walls to do repairs, but he's more than suited for the domestic tasks of the keep. He's familiar enough with the preparation of wild game from twenty years of camping and should be able to handle the kind of meat they keep in their larders-- venison and rabbit and the occasional wild boar-- and lend a hand in the kitchen, he could do some of the basic chores in the stables. They usually have a rotation for the horses, anyway, so that it wasn't always one or two of them stuck with mucking-out duties, and so that they had time to check in with their mounts. Geralt would've made time for Roach regardless, but it was nice to have a portion of his schedule set aside for her.
And, of course, the library. Ciri mentions that there are a number of books and maps that are out of date, and Vesemir considers the suggestion. While witchers don't involve themselves in politics, it's still advisable for them to know the boundaries of countries and the ruling parties. Routes change, as well, with the passing of time, and so do some landmarks and even natural features. It's not unheard of for a witcher to wander into territory that they haven't set foot in for decades and find a lake where one never was before because humans put up a dam. This kind of record-keeping had been easier in the past, when the keep had been full and there had been witchers dedicated to maintaining the library's materials.
Then he and Ciri start talking about some baron that literally no one else at the table has ever heard of, nevertheless how many chins he has. Geralt has to lean back so that Jaskier can gossip with her, crack jokes that no one else understands. He looks up and meets both of his brothers' confused expressions, shrugs in response, and reaches over the bard to take bread and sausage from the unattended plate.
"I'll set aside a stack of books that need to be copied and rebound," Vesemir says, applying copious amounts of butter to his bread and otherwise acting as though there's nothing strange about a bard and a princess gossiping about foreign nobility. "If our maps and atlases need to be amended, deal with it as you see fit."
It's not a small task, seeing to the library's resources, but it's also not a task given lightly-- Eskel tilts his head for a moment, an inquisitive gesture, but doesn't question the old Wolf's decision. Their library is home to not just the maps and geography books, practical things that any person would need to journey the continent, but also tomes full of witchers' secrets, mages' tomes, and hunting journals from men who are long since dead. Priceless relics from a time when the Wolf school didn't have one foot in the grave.
"There are certain sections of the library that you should not touch. I trust Geralt will show you which ones those are."
Geralt nods, then takes more bread from the plate to use to mop of the remnants of his kasha. He leaves some for Jaskier; he'll complain if he doesn't get any.
"For the rest of you, the western wall is nearly shored up enough to survive the storms, but the roof over the southern hall will still need to be patched before the first blizzard. Lambert, Coën, you two should start on the roof. Afternoon training is as usual."
Lambert pulls a face at the order, probably a mixture of disliking being told what to do and a general reluctance to go up on the roof in the cold weather, but he knows better than to start an argument right at breakfast. And, anyway, the roof does need to be fixed, at least if they don't want snow coming through it.
Eskel nudges Lambert. "Trade you."
The youngest Wolf snorts into the weak ale he drinks with breakfast. "Your fat ass would fall right through the fucking roof."
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It's not like he had been expecting a full no - he did think they would find some chores for him to do, that they would trust him with the horses at least, and that the books would require some convincing, maybe done under supervision. But deal with it as you see fit? Damn! Didn't see that one coming. It's pretty much free rein! Jaskier can't help puffing out his chest, eyes gleaming with excitement - he also tries to talk with the bread still on his mouth, ruining the moment.
He grabs the bread and clears his voice before trying again, this time looking directly at Vesemir instead of just glancing. There's the beginning of something here - perhaps just a test, but Jaskier will take it. He didn't win Geralt over in one day, he can work on these other wolves (and griffin!) as well.
"It'll be my pleasure."
A forbidden section, though? That sounds fascinating. Jaskier just nods along but makes no promises, because he's a nosy bard that wants to see and learn everything - hell, maybe he's already touched something he shouldn't have when he hid in the library after the argument. Oopsie? (No regrets! At least until he hears about the curses...)
Back to breakfast for him then. Jaskier takes the chance to finish his kasha while watching the witchers interact, wanting to learn every detail. There are many layers to this - witcher relations among their own in general, but also the dynamics of a family. And not just any family, but Geralt's family, which makes it extra important. It's sweet, really, and a high honor to see them act so... normal. Brother-like. It reminds Jaskier, in a very metaphorical way, of how things used to be between him and Frederick before his brother went full Responsible Douchebag Heir. It makes him a bit jealous, and he feels shitty for it, because the circumstances that brought these men together as a family are far from ideal.
Does Cirilla think any of the same things Jaskier does? She must miss her family, that's for sure.
"Whenever you're done with your studies, princess--" This time he doesn't lean against Geralt to talk to her. He does, however, pick some bread and sausage for himself before casually pushing the plate with all the reminding sausage towards Geralt. Gotta feed the wolf - he always needs more food than Jaskier does, but it's worse this time: he can tell he's had a couple of rough months. "You may join me in the library. We could go over some recent world events together, if it pleases you."
Let me tutor you, he wants to say, but he knows better. He imposed himself on Geralt because direct is the witcher's language. But with Ciri? Gotta spin those words, let her know this is an option and not an obligation. He remembers being her age, remembers how much he hated certain classes, how he'd rather go outside and have an adventure. She has a whole keep to explore now, plus actual sword and magic at her disposal... what kind of teen would choose books over that? Especially a girl, whose chances to learn these things are as a small as a grain of rice.
But Jaskier has hopes, especially after their talk. He hopes that having lost his home so soon, she may be nostalgic for--
"I'd like that."
--ah. She does! Jaskier beams, filling the mess hall with the sweetness of his scent. Bard and princess share a nod and a smile before Jaskier turns to the other witchers at the table. His lips form a grin now, a mischievous glint appearing on his eyes. Oh no, nobody is safe from the bard!
"That goes for all of you! Come by when you're taking a break, I want to pick all your brains! That includes you, Your Prickness." He playfully kicks Lambert under the table. It's not meant to hurt, not like Jaskier could do that to a witcher anyway. "I want to hear about everyone's hunts! There's a whole winter ahead of us and I can use it to compose. Geralt shall no be the only witcher I sing about, even if he remains my favorite. Childhood stories to embarrass each other are welcome and encouraged, and they shall be repaid with twenty years of details Mr Stingy has kept to himself, I'm sure."
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Thankfully, Ciri will still have some semblance of civilized tutoring, since Jaskier asks her if she'd like some lessons and she seems thrilled at the prospect. Geralt breathes; both of his humans smell like happiness. There is a particular heavy, wet scent to the air that marks an impending snowstorm, likely to hit within the next day or two. Once that snow falls, the pass will be entirely impenetrable until the spring thaws, and they will truly have months of safety. Months to train Cirilla, months to decide what to do with her come spring. Months to navigate this fledgling thing with Jaskier, to make amends.
When the snow comes-- that's when he'll finally feel like they're all truly safe.
He feels distinctly less safe when Jaskier reminds his brothers that he has twenty years of embarrassing stories to tell, and when his brothers are simultaneously reminded that they also have several decades of embarrassing stories. Lambert perks up immediately.
"Hey, bard, did Geralt ever tell you what he wanted to call himself?" he says, and Geralt's eyes snap to him like a cat that's sighted a bird. "It's great-- Geralt Roger Eri--"
Lambert gets no further, on account of the fact that Geralt vaults the breakfast table in order to get him into a headlock. There is a minor scuffle on that side of the table; Coën avoids it by sliding further down the bench, while Eskel cracks up laughing at the sight of Lambert's head clenched in the crook of Geralt's elbow, slowly turning a spectacular shade of red. There is a bout of prodigious, if strained, swearing from the youngest Wolf witcher, and if Ciri winds up using naughty words, they all know who to blame.
"--Eric du Haute-Bellegarde," Vesemir finishes, ignoring the look that Geralt shoots his way, his deeply furrowed brow. "I told him to use Geralt of Rivia instead."
Betrayed by his own fencing tutor. This is payback, probably, from all those times that Geralt and Eskel and the other boys nearly gave Vesemir heart attacks over their antics. Hell, it's probably all because of that one time that they stole white gull and gave some to Lambert before he had taken the Trials, and he got so sick that they didn't know what else to do but hand him over to their teacher. Turned out that he was just really fucking drunk, but still.
Lambert slaps Geralt's arm a few times, a universal signal of crying uncle. Geralt lets go of him before he passes out, and he collapses onto the floor in a gasping heap.
"Fuck," he wheezes, "you fucking reek. The fuck'd you do, roll around in it?"
"I'll put you in another headlock," Geralt says, and Lambert makes a rude hand gesture at him.
The baths do sound like a good idea, though, before anyone else gets any ideas about sharing stories. Geralt stands, frowns at the fact that Ciri's been laughing at his plight, too, and tips his head towards the door-- a gesture for Jaskier that they should go. Baths await, and Geralt is only too happy to be not in the company of his asshole brothers for a while.
They have to stop back at the room to pick up their things, but after that it's a direct path down to the baths. Since it's such a well traveled route, the halls leading down into the belly of the keep are well maintained; none of the witchers want to do without their hot soaks just because the hallways are falling apart.
The baths themselves are carved out of the living rock of the mountain, a series of descending pools that are filled from the natural hot springs that well from deep within the rock. The highest pools are hot enough that only witchers can endure the temperature, and even then only for a time; the baths cool the further down they go. The largest pools, the ones at the very bottom, are even fed with fresh snowmelt off the mountain, making the water icy cold. A human would probably find it unbearable for more than a few minutes, but the cold pools have seen their own fair share of use from witchers with muscles sore from overwork. It had been what one of their old teachers had told them to do after particularly hard training sessions-- a dip in the cold pool to take down the swelling, then a soak in the warm pools to ease tired limbs.
For now, though, the more moderately warm pools saw the most use. The coolest of the pools that the witchers tended to use would probably be just right for Jaskier, hot enough to soothe but not to scald.
"Stay out of the top pools," he says, his voice echoing through the stone bathhouse. "They're too hot for you. The water cools as it runs down, the lowest pool is the coldest. Feel free to jump into that one, if you want to see how far your balls can go back into your body."
There are cubbyholes set into a wall to put clothes and such in, and Geralt strips out of his clothes and takes a towel and Jaskier's ridiculous bag of bathing supplies over to the pool. It's warm when he steps into it, and the water has a faintly sulfurous smell from the dissolved minerals. He sinks into it up to his shoulders and sighs at the feeling of it, the comfort of being submerged in warmth.
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Besides, that fight over the food? Amusing as hell as well. It's more of the casual interactions between brothers that he's been dying to see. If Geralt had to go through all that shit as a kid, Jaskier is glad he at least had these fine men with him. Well, as fine as Lambert can be.
...actually, Lambert may be finer than Jaskier thinks. Geralt chose his name? This is incredibly interesting, and Jaskier wants to chat with his boyfriend later about the process behind it, having gone through the same. But ohohoho, it doesn't stop there, there's a story. An embarrassing one, it seems. This is gold!
Gold that Geralt doesn't want him to know about, apparently. Both Jaskier and Ciri jump on their seats when Geralt is suddenly vaulting, not used to this behavior (at least when it comes from Geralt) unless there's danger near them. They stand up to take a better look and after sharing a glance that silently says wow, this is really happening, they decide to enjoy the show - laugh at them even. Geralt is roughhousing! With his brother! Jaskier never thought he'd see the day. It shows how much comfortable he's around them, how he can let go of his control because the other witchers can take it. He can only hope Geralt lets go with him at least a third of the control he lets go with his family some day.
Now this is fun and all (Lambert deserves a headlock, let's be honest here), but Jaskier needs the rest of the story! And he's about to ask for it, to ask Geralt to spare his brother... when Vesemir jumps in again. Twice in a row, Jaskier can barely believe it. He doesn't have time to analyze this move, though, because-- well. Geralt Roger Eric du Haute-Bellegarde. Unbelievable. Laughing so hard it echoes in the room, Jaskier falls back on his seat as he grabs his stomach and bends over a little bit, absolutely losing it. And Lambert commenting on his jizz, hitting the point closer than he realizes? Yeah, not helping. Oh, what a wonderful morning to have after the best fuck ever.
"If you excuse me, gentlemen and lady," he finally says when he manages to control his laughter, although some chuckles still escape him. He even has to wipe tears off his eyes! "I'm in urgent need a bath, and I think the White Wolf is a little worried I repay this wonderful story in kind." He leaves the table but only takes a couple of steps toward Geralt before turning around again with a hand around his mouth and a wink for his audience. "Can't have you knowing he told a golden dragon than his kind didn't exist, can we?"
The golden glare that is thrown his way is expected, and that's why he runs the hell out of there, grinning widely at the sounds of more laughter coming from the mess hall. Sorry, Geralt, but business is business. He needs to keep his part of the deal, win the in-laws over and show them their efforts will be well rewarded. That way Jaskier can get more childhood stories later!
Well, he runs half of the way anyway, as much as he can remember, then waits for Geralt to guide him back to his room. This time he does pick a set of his nicer silks to change into, plus his grooming kit... and the silver wolf brooch, of course. He waves it at Geralt with a grin and a wink before throwing it on top of the pile and following his lover to a new section of the keep. They travel through well-kept hallways, and Jaskier realizes the ones Eskel guided him through to get to the kitchen are in good condition as well - the important daily paths are taken as a priority, very smart of them! That also means the path to the baths is a priority, which amuses him greatly. It seems not only Geralt has an affinity for a good soak.
What kind of bathtubs does a keep hold for such a bunch of burly men anyway? Jaskier isn't sure what to expect... but this is definitely not it. Geralt starts undressing and for the first time ever, Jaskier doesn't glance or ogle. No, his -now very wide- blue eyes are too busy staring at the beautiful sight ahead of them.
"Hot springs!" he exclaims after picking his jaw from the floor, his scent sweet with excitement. However, there's also a tiny hint of... frustration? "You bloody stingy oaf, how dare you keep this secret from me for so long! And you still thought I wouldn't want to come to Kaer Morhen? Unbelievable!"
His huffing is barely serious, it's incredibly obvious for anyone (enhanced senses or not) to see how delighted he is by this turn of events. He undresses at record speed, chuckling at Geralt's comment and telling him he can be the one to bring his balls back if it comes down to that before following him into the water. The fact the witcher took his kit with him doesn't go unnoticed - Jaskier won't comment on it because he knows Geralt will say he's just being practical and bringing it over so the bard doesn't forget about it and whine about it later, but he knows the truth: his boyfriend loves being pampered. Which is great, because Jaskier loves pampering him.
Geralt's sigh is echoed by Jaskier's. The warm water feels incredible, it's like being born again. All the stress his body has been through since Geralt found him (from true pain of torture to the light soreness of last night's exercise) gradually goes away until all his muscles are left feeling like wet clay, free and unmolded. Not only the temperature is perfect, there's also the size of the pool: big enough to fit various adult men... which means Jaskier can finally cross another thing off the things I've been wanting to do with Geralt since Posada list.
He doesn't need to ask, he just goes for it - it's not like he's ever been afraid of being bold around Geralt, and their recent relationship upgrade has only served to make him even bolder. Calloused hands separate the witcher's knees and Jaskier crawls between them to sit against Geralt's body, lowering his own a little bit so his head is resting against those marvelous boobs.
"I'm missing something." Geralt's arms are grabbed then and put around the bard's waist. The fact he's allowed to do this at all without complaint makes him smell even sweeter. "Mmmh, perfect."
Believe it or not, silence follows, because even Jaskier can appreciate a moment of relaxation and basking in his lover's presence. But at the end of the day, Jaskier is Jaskier, and as he's told that day in Posada twenty years ago? He doesn't go in for that.
"Soooo~," he sing-songs as he rearranges his position to make his head fall on Geralt's shoulder this time, so he can both look at the witcher and playfully kiss his neck as an apology for the teasing he's about to do. "Geralt actually-not-of-Rivia, mmh? Could've tricked me with that accent of yours, love."
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Geralt sprawls in the hot water, his head tipped back against the stone lip of the bath as he lets the heat seep into his bones. Jaskier appreciates the warmth now but he'll learn to adore it when the cold really sets in; there's nothing like a scalding hot bath in the morning to chase away the chill. He opens one eye when Jaskier's calloused hands brush against his knees, coaxing them apart. He insinuates his body in between them and Geralt allows it, lets him press close and rest his head against his chest. His scent, discernible even in the heavy, humid air, is sweet and content, goes even sweeter when he wraps the witcher's arms around his waist. Geralt hums at the contact and briefly tightens his grip on Jaskier's body-- an embrace hidden under the pretense of shifting him into a more comfortable position.
There are a few blissful moments of silence. Geralt runs his thumb along the soft skin of Jaskier's side, letting himself relax into the quiet and comfort. He should've known that it wouldn't last for very long, not when the talkative bard is involved.
Geralt actually-not-of-Rivia. He grunts, annoyed at his brief moment of peace being shattered by an embarrassing inquiry. It had been so nice to sit quietly with Jaskier. Blissful silence.
"Vesemir decided that Rivia was as good a place as any, and that my previous choice was... pretentious," he says. "The accent is just an accent."
Really, picking up an accent just to sell that he's from Rivia is just as pretentious as anything else, but Geralt will sooner fall on his own sword than admit that.
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"Just an accent? You went out of your way to change the way you speak, my dear." He rubs the arms around him, comforting and assuring this isn't criticism. "Eskel called you a bookworm and I've always known you're strict about getting details right when it comes to witchering things, but it's something else to see this part of you applied to other things in life. It's quite remarkable, really."
There are sincerity and affection in his voice - after twenty years, it's amazing to still learn new things about Geralt, to see him in a new light. Which makes sense, since they're in a relationship now, and that's new as well. Unveiling new sides of each other comes with it. Geralt's attention to detail (not to call it an obsession) applies to this too, Jaskier realizes - the way he woke up earlier than usual to go fishing, how he made sure Jaskier had more than one orgasm not to keep him waiting... Whatever you want he said, and Jaskier is still learning how deep that promise goes.
"It was, indeed, a pretentious choice, but I must say - I do like Eric." A pause before he adds, "Better than bloody Alfred."
And oh, how much does he hate Alfred. Julian is a good name, one he only changed because he left his old life behind, not because he dislikes the name itself. But Alfred? Ugh. These thoughts should sour his mood, but he surprises himself by realizing he doesn't mind sharing this little bit. He feels content and safe in Geralt's arms, in this old yet newly found relationship that allows him to look at his childhood without fearing it may catch up on him.
Affectionate as always and hungry for more of this touching Geralt as he's always wanted, Jaskier nuzzles against the witcher's neck and jaw, only to meet his stubble. Mmh.
"You need a shave," he comments as he raises his fingertips to kindly stroke that strong jaw before stopping at the witcher's lip, a thumb caressing the scab that has formed there. "And mayhap some balm? Eskel decked you pretty hard, huh."
Look, he cares. He truly does. That doesn't mean he can't sound amused as hell too.
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He isn't sure if the fact that Jaskier approves of the Eric part of his name makes it better or worse.
"You don't look like an Alfred," he says. "Maybe a Julian, if you'd ever keep your doublets buttoned."
But Jaskier could never seem to remember that his doublets are supposed to stay closed, as are his chemises. The number of times he's started a night with the thing done up properly, only to emerge at the end of it with the doublet wide open and the top buttons of the chemise liberated as well, a broad swathe of hairy chest on display. Scandalous, even in these modern times.
The bard continues with his outpouring of physical affection, pressing his face against Geralt's throat only to pull back with a displeased noise when he encounters stubble. He hadn't gotten around to shaving in the past few days, and on the road he'd had to be perfunctory and quick, so it had been some time since he'd last had a good shave. If he hadn't already known that Jaskier's as well furred as any bear, he would've thought that the bard's displeasure stems from a lack of being able to grow a beard; he'd be willing to bet good money that Jaskier could actually grow one with alarming speed.
Jaskier's thumb touches the spot where Eskel's knuckles split his lip; it's mostly healed, just a slightly sore scab by now. Geralt kisses the pad of his thumb as it goes by, because it's there and he can.
"He did. It takes force to get through a witcher's skull."
And Geralt had been acting like enough of an ass that force was necessary. But it's all sorted now, and Geralt doesn't begrudge Eskel for the punch.
"My shaving kit is with your bath things," he says, because that's been the easiest way to arrange their toiletries. Besides, Jaskier would sometimes shave him, so he might as well just leave his shaving kit with his oils. "Get it and you can fix at least one thing."
His heavy iron file is also with those things, and he needs that to grind down his teeth. Might as well take care of all these things while he's in the bath, get himself all cleaned and shaved and filed.
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Jaskier pulls a face. "Ugh, you almost sound like my old tutors. Or worse." His father, but he doesn't say that aloud. "Guaranteed mood killer."
It's not like it makes Jaskier pull back or anything - he's still affectionate and content. It's just the principle of the thing!
The kiss to his thumb makes him smile, and the (even more) sweetening of his scent may tell Geralt how much Jaskier appreciates it. Little random affectionate gestures coming from Geralt, the usually grumpy man that is opening up for Jaskier and this relationship? Doing things because he wants even when witchers shouldn't have wants? Yes, please!
"Especially your skull, which is thicker than a bull's." He's aware of the irony in him of all people calling others stubborn, but hey, teasing is teasing. He grabs Geralt's chin to gently make him look down at him and gently presses a kiss against the bruise. "Do I want to know what you said to him?"
Of course he wants to know exactly what happened, when does he not? But he thinks he's being smooth this way, giving Geralt the choice. If his lover doesn't tell him, well, it's just a matter of getting the story out of Eskel later.
The fact their grooming things are all together in the same bag is another thing that pleases him greatly - not a new development, it's been like that for years (not counting the post mountain mess, thank you very much) but still a detail that has always reminded him how much Geralt actually cares under all the frowning. It almost makes up for having to pull away from his very comfortable spot against the witcher's chest.
"Mmmh, why only one thing? You do need a good full grooming," he replies as he takes out all the necessary stuff from the bag, the reference to the filing going completely missed. Jaskier likes pampering Geralt, and since their mountain 'break-up', it's quite obvious he hasn't been taking care of himself, just like before they met. Which is an awful thing and Jaskier wants to scold him for it, but there's also a little part of his ego pleased at this sign of how much he's needed. He pats Geralt's shoulder twice. "Turn around."
And Geralt does just that, no questions asked, because he does like the pampering and he trusts Jaskier with it, which makes his heart swell. Jaskier doesn't waste a second and quickly jumps on that lovely white hair, getting it all nice and wet before applying soap (light lavender not to bother Geralt's nose) to start washing it in such attentive, kind movements of his deft fingers that pretty much is a scalp massage.
Another cozy moment - no true blessed silence like Geralt would prefer, but at least Jaskier is sticking to humming a cheerful tune that shows exactly how content he is.
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He doesn't particularly want to relive the mess that he made with Eskel-- his brother had punched him and it was over with. That's how they settled things, either with a punch or a few rounds of sparring, and by the time they'd worked it out with fists or swords, the anger had burnt itself out, too. Maybe it's a flawed system, but it worked, and they healed so quickly that a black eye or a few bruises ultimately didn't matter much.
"He wanted to know what I had done to upset you," he says. "I told him."
There's more to it than that, but what's the use in dredging up something that's done? Geralt has been set straight on the matter. He and Jaskier had their own discussion about it, so really it's doubly useless to talk about it again. Jaskier isn't about to abandon his first witcher for Eskel, even if Eskel's temperament is better suited to him, and Geralt is foolish for thinking that he might do so. No need to feel foolish again for it.
Jaskier is easily distracted by the prospect of grooming him, though, so the path of least resistance is to simply obey the bard's command to turn and let him get started on it. Geralt crosses his arms on the lip of the bath, pillowing his chin on his forearms; Jaskier starts getting his hands into his hair almost immediately, wetting it down and fetching one of the soaps. Geralt will never understand all of the nuances of Jaskier's bathing supplies-- he has so many soaps and oils, all of them for different uses even though one bar of soap is perfectly capable of cleaning a body from head to toe. He does appreciate the scent of this particular soap, though, light enough to not be offensive to his nose. The smell of it reminds him of other pleasant baths like this, other times when Jaskier had taken gentle care of him, and it... makes him fond of it. Because of the association.
The bard's fingers are strong and deft and the pressure of them against his scalp is intoxicating-- it lulls Geralt into a kind of stupor, a warm and content state where he can ease some of the tensions of his body, let the repetitive motion of Jaskier's hands soothe him. He needs this, and the press of those slippery fingers down the back of his neck, into the muscles of his shoulders.
A soft rumble builds in his chest. Normally, Geralt would tamp down on this kind of compulsion, killing this evidence of his otherness before it had the chance to make itself known to any humans around him. It's a testament to the rarity of his relationship with Jaskier that he doesn't even notice that he's purring while the bard's hands are on him, too distracted by simple pleasure and too trusting of him. Too secure in the assumption that his bard's hands would never hurt him.
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Jaskier's aware of how that particular thought sounds, and that's why he allows Geralt to drop the subject. Can't have the witcher getting all jealous again - and while Jaskier isn't about to start walking on eggshells around his lover (he needs to learn to trust!) the wound is still fresh, and poking it wouldn't make either of them any good. It would also ruin the moment, and Jaskier is enjoying this bath too much to allow anything to spoil it.
(Famous last words.)
Washing Geralt's hair (and grooming him in general) is part of their routine, something he does without thinking by now. Feeling the witcher relax under his talented hands fills him with pride and joy, and he wishes he could make Geralt feel like this (loved, taken care of, safe, simply content) every day of his shitty life. But he'll take what he can, especially now that they--
Wait.
What is that sound?
Is Geralt... is Geralt bloody purring?
He is. GERALT IS PURRING. This is amazing! Shock gets the better of Jaskier for a second, and his hands stop as his breathing pauses - he could swear his heart skips a beat as well. Is Geralt even aware he's doing this? That thought shakes him out of his numbly surprised state and like the performer he is, he quickly goes back to his task and his humming, not skipping even one beat. This has never happened before and he fears that if he brings attention to it, Geralt will make it stop.
And Jaskier doesn't want it to stop.
It's so wonderful. Another hidden side of Geralt only he gets to treasure. What has brought this on, he isn't sure - is it the effect of the hot springs? A post-orgasm kind of bliss? Geralt lowering his defenses because he's at the keep, or because of this new level of understanding with Jaskier? Curiosity is killing him, but for once, Jaskier keeps the questions for himself. There will be time to figure it out later - for now, he'll enjoy the hell out of this cute quirk of his lover's.
That is, until a shadow suddenly appears looming over them.
"What the fuck is that noise, Geralt?"
The purring stops, and so do the fingers. Because Jaskier is now seeing red.
"YOU! YOU IMBECILIC, SWAMP-DWELLING, BESPAWLER, DIMWITTED GNASHGAB, WANKING BASTARD SON OF A DEAD NEKKER!" The sweetness of his scent disappears to allow pure, raw anger to take over. Which means there's a bar of soap being thrown at Lambert's head. It shows how angry Jaskier is at the interruption, because that's damn good soap! Sorry about all the yelling so close to your ears, Geralt. "Are you incapable of reading the bloody room, you dunce of a witcher!"
Laughter follows Jaskier's words, Eskel is also entering the hot spring area. And there's another sign of Jaskier being quite angry at the moment - he hasn't noticed yet that the two new arrivals are, you know. Fucking naked.
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This is good. He is home, the people that he cares for are safe, and he is in a bath, surrounded by Jaskier's scents-- the same ones that had haunted him while they were parted, that lingered in hidden corners of his belongings for months after he had gone. Where once they had caused grief, now contentment.
It is, in fact, so perfect a moment that it's impossible for it to be sustained. He hears the sounds of his brothers' approach before they're within view, but Geralt is too relaxed to bother moving-- at least, until Lambert speaks, drawing attention to the fact that he has been purring this whole time and hadn't even realized. He clamps down on the sound immediately, cutting it off abruptly even though it's far too late to hide it. Both Eskel and Lambert know what that sound is, even if none of them have probably done it since they were children. Surprisingly, though, it's Jaskier who takes the greatest offense to the whole thing, rearing up with a bar of soap to fling it at Lambert's face. The witcher catches it, of course, but he clearly wasn't expecting that response.
"What's got you up at arms, bard? You kiss Geralt with that mouth?" Lambert tosses the bar of soap back into the bath; Jaskier will have to fish for it. He keeps walking towards the steaming pools, some six feet of naked witcher aiming for the pool a tier above the one that Geralt and Jaskier had claimed. "Your bedwarmer's a menace, Geralt, and he's got you wrapped around his fingers. Purring, what are you, ten?"
Eskel's following not far behind, and he says "Leave him alone, Lambert," at the same time that Geralt grumbles "Fuck off, Lambert,". The witcher in question makes a dismissive gesture as he steps into the bath, undeterred by both of his brothers' admonishments as he gets himself comfortable in the hot water. Eskel stops by the lower bath, gives Jaskier an apologetic look.
"He's been in a mood all morning, don't take it personally."
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Cöen arrives then, obviously amused by all the antics, but he's smart enough not to comment on it - he just joins Lambert in the pool, although he does make sure not to stay too close to him just in case. It's his interrupting of the scene and -most importantly- Eskel's kindness that snap Jaskier out of his huffing mode, which of course means he's now aware of, you know.
All the naked witchers surrounding him.
Melitele please have mercy.
All of them are so handsome, something Jaskier had already noticed when he saw them training, and now he gets to confirm they're built like a bloody brick outhouse as well. Which he expected, because witchers, but still. Seeing it is something else. Is it the mutagens? It has to be, right? It can't be a coincidence - then again, the mutagens can be blamed (or thanked) for the god-like bodies, not for the beautiful faces, now can it? Fuck. Blue eyes quickly move from one witcher to another: Lambert and Cöen have their muscles fucking glistening with drops of water, and Eskel is here looming above them with-- with--
For fuck's sake. His cock is even bigger than Geralt's. Long, thick, proud, probably as strong yet kind as its owner. Just perfect. How is that possible.
Jaskier is far from a blushing maiden, as everyone in the fucking Continent already knows. He can sing a whole song about fucking a fawn in front of the entire court of Cintra without batting an eye. But hanging out with witchers is different - no matter how composed he may look on the outside, he knows his scent will give him away. That shouldn't be a big deal either, because the whole Continent also knows Jaskier is horny most of the week, but it's more of an... abstract concept, so to speak.
These witchers can smell it directly. Can confirm it. It makes Jaskier feel exposed - exposed to his lover's fucking family, which makes it worse, especially considering Geralt's potential jealousy. Melitele is not having mercy at all! Why make Jaskier have thoughts about how he wouldn't even hesitate to start a witcher orgy right here right now where they'll only cause trouble? This is to be used during a wank in the bath alone, not in the middle of a soak with his "in-laws"!
Maybe they won't notice. Maybe his body won't betray him.
Eskel suddenly raising his eyebrows and Lambert muttering oh for fuck's sake tell him that's definitely not the case.
Alright, alright, gotta play it cool. Jaskier clears his voice and turns away to hunt for the lost soap in the water, a very important task since he needs to finish washing Geralt and then wash himself. Yeah, that's totally it, just going back to business.
"I'm starting to think he lives in a mood," he grumbles as he remembers Geralt's various stories. "But I appreciate your concern, my friend - I've learned the hard way how much your cleaning after your brothers can improve the general mood."
A little teasing over the help they got from Eskel in getting back together, hopefully that will make the witchers get into a sibling spat and get the attention off him and the little shift in his scent.
"If you wish for a little more luxury than white soap, I share my oils freely. I shall repay you for your kindness later with a proper song, but that's the least I can do right now. You as well, Cöen."
No mention of Lambert. Because he's that much of a petty bastard.
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His body betrays him. The spicy-sweet scent of lust starts to suffuse the heavy, humid air, a scent that's easily discernible to all of the witchers in the room. Eskel's only response comes in the form of his raised eyebrows, because he has manners, while Lambert curses and Coën pretends that none of this is happening. Geralt sighs. He'd really wanted to have a nice, relaxing soak with his bard, but fuck him, apparently. Now this is happening, his bard is staring at his brother's cock and apparently finds it very attractive. Granted, it is a very nice-looking cock-- they'd had that dick-measuring contest years ago, and neither Geralt nor Lambert were found to have the nicest cock in Kaer Morhen. But there is a certain amount of ego-bruising that occurs when your lover finds another man's cock particularly interesting.
Jaskier goes fishing for the soap, running his mouth in an attempt to distract from his body's reactions to having multiple strapping, naked men around him, all of whom had noses like bloodhounds. The comment about cleaning up after brothers gets a fuck you from Lambert even though Jaskier hadn't actually been talking about him, and Eskel goes over to dunk him under the water just because he's being a shit and this is what older brothers are for.
Geralt turns and wraps an arm around Jaskier's waist, hauling him back into his lap regardless of whether he's found the soap or not. He has plenty of soap, anyway, it doesn't matter that much if he loses this one particular bar to the baths. His nose brushes against the nape of his neck, breathing in the heady scent of him and not being particularly subtle about it.
"I may take you up on it," Coën says, still gamely pretending that Lambert isn't being drowned five feet away from him. "I don't mind smelling like something other than horse and onion."
It's a dig against-- well, all three of them, probably, Lambert and Eskel had their fair share of horse-and-onion stench after being on the road for a year. Geralt buries his nose further in Jaskier's scent, grumbling wordlessly into his hair and very resolutely not going back to purring contentedly. He still needs to wash up and is in dire need of a shave, but that might require him to relinquish his grip on Jaskier, and he doesn't want to do that. For reasons.
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He doesn't complain (yet) though, because Geralt is being, well. Adorable. Jaskier wouldn't have expected all this PDA in front of others, especially other witchers, but he's not about to turn it down any time soon. Jealousy can be invasive and quite toxic, he knows, but Geralt isn't acting on it, he's just being a bit grumpy... and it makes feel Jaskier loved and wanted. Sue him.
His hand moves up to pet Geralt's hair, and winces when he finds soap still there. Right, he didn't get to wash that off, oops. So he lowers it instead, making it land on the back of Geralt's neck, rubbing it softly, telling him it's ok. His other hand lands on Geralt's thigh for a little extra comfort, and his head turns a bit towards his lover as he speaks.
"I love you," he whispers. Part of him knows the other witchers may still hear him, but if Geralt doesn't care about PDA then he won't give a damn about this either. And maybe it can help chase those bedwarmer comments away (or is that too much hoping considering Lambert is, well, Lambert?). Jaskier isn't sure how the whole human emotions are in their scent thing works, but he concentrates on his feelings for Geralt anyway, hoping they come out stronger than any lust that is already fading away anyway. Geralt being affectionate and needy of his scent beats any kind of large cock, no matter how big and sexy it may be, so at least his giddiness over that should show up in his smell.
The rubbing of Geralt's neck continues as Jaskier turns his head again, opposite direction this time, to look at what's going on in the pool next to them. He laughs at Eskel drowning Lambert (this wolf keeps winning points with Jaskier, he really needs to work on that song for him quickly - you can't really hurry art, sadly, but something tells him he'll spend winter very inspired) and then he laughs harder at Cöen's comment.
"That's what I told Geralt when we met - that he smelled of onion," he explains as he sees the chance for a dig too. Cöen makes it so easy, and he's sure Geralt has been stingy with the details of their meeting. "I should've imagined it's a witcher thing. I get the entire Continent to throw coins at you yet soap and oils are, somehow, still missing in your bags." A little huff. "If you pass on any of these habits to the princess I swear I'll write a song that will have everyone throwing bars of soap at your stubborn heads."
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I love you, he says, and he might as well have shouted it to the rafters.
Eskel pauses in his attempts at water-based homicide while Lambert curses and sputters in his grip, the same expression on his face that he'd had back in the cabin-- like this is some joke that he doesn't get. Still doesn't get, apparently, even after having heard it twice. Even Coën looks over at them, confusion writ across his brow. Love is a word that never gets brought up in relation to witchers, even from the mouths of handsy bards who warm their beds. Witcher schools are different in many ways, but save for the Cats, they are similar in how they mutate the emotions out of their boys; none of them know what love is supposed to be like, nor are they supposed to ever expect it.
Geralt tightens his arm around Jaskier's waist, his face still hidden against the bard's neck, surrounded by his sweet and happy scent. That uncomfortable, tight feeling in his chest is back, the one that rears its ugly head whenever Jaskier says such things. The brave and noble White Wolf, undone by a single bard and a four-letter word. So much for all of those ballads about how strong and brave he is.
Jaskier's an endless font of conversation, though, so he quickly moves on from the I love you incident to embellishing history. Which oughtn't be a surprise, he's been hardly doing anything but wildly exaggerating everything since he started following Geralt across the Continent. This is what finally makes Geralt move his face from the bard's neck, looking at him with a furrowed brow and pursed lips.
"You," he says, "said that I smelled like death and destiny, heartbreak and heroics. It was onion."
Perhaps it's somewhat incriminating that he remembers exactly what Jaskier said to him on the day of their meeting, but... well, he remembers quite a lot of what the bard has said to him over the years. He often acted as though he wasn't paying attention to his endless chatter, but it was just that, an act-- one that he had justified for many years as being solely because Jaskier sometimes said useful things rather than for the entertainment value of his stories. Even now he might be hard pressed to give him that compliment, but that was mostly for the sake of his overinflated ego than anything else.
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He holds their curious and confused gazes, not regretting it, no being embarrassed over it. The words were said for Geralt's benefit (a gentle reminder, a point of comfort) but if they serve as a lesson for the other witchers as well, Jaskier will take it, no matter how much his heart hurts to see them so broken at the mere sound of such four-letter word.
Or maybe because of how much it hurts.
Jaskier pats Geralt's thigh when he feels the arm around him tightening (it's fine, we're fine) but he has to laugh (hard, loud and pleased) when he hears that reply to his little anecdote, head thrown back over the witcher's shoulder and everything.
"Aww, you remember!" It's half meaning it half teasing, and he drops a kiss to Geralt's neck again before continuing. "Yes, I did mention those things. I also included onion. So far you've proven me right on all five."
"I wish I could help you with this little disagreement of yours," Eskel interrupts as he crosses his arms on the lip of the bath and rests his chin on it just like Geralt had done some minutes ago, the only difference being the shit-eating grin almost splitting his face. "But we've never gotten the full story of that meeting."
Lambert catches on what Eskel is doing and he hums his approval. The dragonsplaining bomb had been so good, and the witchers are dying to know what other stories Jaskier is hiding in his puffy sleeves. Even Cöen shows interest, knowing less about this than the wolves themselves - every witcher in the Continent is confused as fuck in fact, it feels like a privilege to be here learning about the truth behind this coin tossing business. Their little ruse works like a charm, of course, Jaskier perks up and sits a little straighter, excited to have an audience for his storytelling.
"Oh, it's a tale worth telling a thousand times!" The hand on Geralt's neck leaves so the bard can gesture as much as his dramatic heart desires, but the witcher doesn't need to worry, the other one stays on his thigh. "Picture: a small tavern in Posada, a warm spring day, and the smell of fresh bread out of the oven tickling the noses of the local guests. A young bard, just out of Oxenfurt, finishes a performance that earns him his meal." Sure, that's a way to put it. "A mysterious man drinks his ale, hidden in a dark corner. Blue eyes meet gold across the room and believe me, good sirs, the sparks were already in the air!"
It's hard to tell if these good sirs believe him or not. Lambert's frown shows he definitely doesn't, and Cöen continues to be confused. Eskel, meanwhile, is incredibly amused, having to bite his tongue not to laugh as he keeps glancing at Geralt to check his reaction. Jaskier is fine with all of this - attention is attention, baby.
"Curious and fearless I approached him," and aroused at the sight as well, but he's not including that. "You must have a review for me, I asked! Three words or less!" And it seems he isn't including his awful pick-up line either. "They don't exist, the mysterious man replies, only to clarify the bard's confusion a second later: the creatures in your song!"
Now that makes them laugh. Witchers are too familiar with how fiction (and gossip!) tends to twist the real details - but this is extra funny for Lambert and Eskel, who know what a big monster nerd Geralt is. Jaskier couldn't be more pleased by this reaction.
"It was at that moment that the truth became obvious in my eyes - golden eyes, white hair, two scary looking swords! I had found myself a witcher, and not just any witcher, oh no, it was no other than Geralt of Rivia!" His free hand traces an arc in the air, as if picturing the name in front of him. "Geralt of Rivia himself, leaving to fulfill his next contract, but not without leaving me his last coin!"
He still has that coin, hidden in the little pocket he sewed himself inside his lute case together with the Pankratz crest ring and the silver buttercup brooch gifted to him by the Countess de Stael.
"And that's when you followed him?" Eskel asks, being that the only detail Geralt ever gave him. Jaskier nods.
"And that's when I followed him indeed! A chance to experience real adventure, how could I let the opportunity slip from my calloused grasp?"
"Real adventure. With a witcher," Cöen says next, because nothing said so far has helped his confusion.
"Is that skepticism I hear in your voice~?" He squeezes Geralt's thigh then, a little gesture that works as preemptive comfort. "I suppose I could say something about first impressions... but I also suppose he never told you he punched me."
Lamber laughs once again, but Eskel raises his head and looks at his brother with a shocked face. "You fucking what?"
"Yet you continued to follow," Cöen comments with the same confusion still in his voice.
"To be fair, I did call him Butcher. Not the best way to offer my services as a barker, now is it." Cöen's raised eyebrows tell Jaskier he is still not making any sense. The bard waves his hand, dismissing any doubts any witcher in the other spring may have about his intentions. "You see, real butchers don't mind being called that. I had hurt his feelings -sorry about that by the way, my dear- the feelings of a witcher, who the stories tell are not supposed to have any. I hadn't only found adventure - I had also found myself a puzzle."
And possibly an incredible cock to take to bed, but again, not including that part.
The other witchers have some comments about that, too, not liking being reminded of that little myth around their people. They fall silent, however, when Jaskier's body language suddenly changes: the histrionics instantly disappear, letting his hand fall on top of Geralt's on his waist, and dropping his voice to a more natural conversation tone - he closes his eyes as well as he leans back against Geralt's chest, the memory coming back to him and putting a soft smile on his face.
This? This isn't storytelling - this is sharing.
"You know what happens next - well, you have an idea. We were captured by the elves. And Geralt..." His voice is filled with respect, admiration, awe. "It's been over twenty years, but I still remember his words clearly: leave him, he's just a bard. They shared their struggles with him and he listened, advised them from a place that resonated with them because they shared a common antagonist: bigotted humans." His voice is raised a little bit then, raw with emotion. "He fucking bared his neck to the king of elves without hesitation! It was the bravest, most noble act I'd ever seen in my life - and trust me, I had met my share of knights already by then."
Perhaps not something he should be sharing, considering he just confessed he had been very young back in Posada. Would this give away his noble childhood? Hopefully it doesn't derail the conversation.
"I recognize a muse when I see one," he finishes his story as he turns his head to nuzzle Geralt's neck. "And a bard must always follow his muse."
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Geralt's face is set into a neutral and generally unimpressed expression, at least until Jaskier gets to the part about leaving his last coin. Then there's an interesting face journey that occurs across the witcher's countenance-- neutrality to thoughtfulness to confusion, complete with heavily furrowed brow; then dawning realization. Jaskier had already continued on with the story by the time his face had finished its contortions, but the other witchers would've certainly seen it.
Jaskier squeezes his thigh briefly as the story progresses, as though in warning or perhaps comfort-- just before he mentions the punch that Geralt had leveled into Jaskier's gut all those years ago. It isn't a memory that he relishes, and he had done it solely for the sake of driving the bard away from him before any real harm could befall him. Jaskier had been so young at the time, barely old enough to be wandering the world on his own. And Geralt couldn't see how he would survive at his side-- either he would leave of his own accord after he'd seen his first real monster, or he would die in that encounter. Better, then, that the first monster that he encounters be Geralt himself-- something he could survive and then go back to the safety of civilization.
He hadn't known that Jaskier had taken the punch as the first piece in a puzzle, not the warning that it was. What would he have had to do to scare him off? Would he have had to be so extreme as to pin him to the ground, bared fangs at his tender throat like his namesake? Draw his sword?
Jaskier's mood shifts and he leans back against Geralt's chest, and he has to adjust his hold on the bard a little to comfortably accommodate him. The part about Filavandrel and the elves is at least mostly accurate, even if it's deeply colored by the bard's own biased perspective. Brave and noble, he says, like there's anything noble about getting your ass kicked and your throat nearly slit. The very same throat that Jaskier's pressing his face against like an affectionate cat, or at least like what Geralt would assume a cat would be like if he would have ever been able to pet one.
"And what does the muse have to think about all this?" Coën asks, watching the bard curl himself into Geralt's lap with those mutagen-damaged eyes.
"Hm," Geralt grunts, making no move to displace Jaskier from his seat. "Half of it's wild embellishment, a quarter outright lies. That leaves another quarter that's roughly the truth, which is more than most of his songs."
"What's the lie about the coin?" Lambert cuts in, his chin propped on the heel of his hand. "Your face looked like you'd gotten a mouth full of wyvern bile."
The face journey most certainly had not gone unnoticed. He could lie, but Eskel is particularly adept at sniffing out his falsehoods, and Lambert wouldn't be satisfied unless he gives a decent answer.
"...The coin," he says, "was for my drink."
There's a moment where that statement sinks in, and then Lambert busts out laughing.
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What does get a bigger, real reaction out of him is Lambert's question. His eyes open instantly, wide and shocked, and Jaskier pulls away from Geralt to turn and look directly at his face.
"What lie about the coin?"
It's the one thing he didn't lie about!
...but it seems it's not entirely true, either.
"...oh. I thought--"
Jaskier worries his lower lip and looks away, not knowing what to say, and isn't that something? It's not easy to embarrass Jaskier - in fact, the bard is quite shameless. Many people have mocked him in the past and he's always replied with wordplay, allowing his silver tongue to come in his defense. He's always been sure of his decisions: it doesn't matter how foolish others think they are, he doesn't agree. He sees his own logic and passion behind them, they're perfectly valid.
This time, though. This time he does feel as much of a fool as Lambert's laughter implies.
So what can a performer do in an awkward situation such as this? The show must go, gotta distract the audience with something else, even if said audience is probably smelling the shift in his scent.
"Oh well, it matters not!" His laughter is kinda awkward as well, pretty forced to say the least. He decides to go back to searching for his soap, needing to look away from those intense yellow eyes for at least a moment. "The rest is true, and that's what is important! I may've followed, but Geralt let me do so - my ego isn't so big to think a witcher wouldn't be able to leave me behind if he so wished."
Aha!, he mumbles to himself when he finds his target, which he proceeds to take back to his grooming bag in exchange for Geralt's shaving kit. Keeping himself busy means not having to think about how Toss a coin just lost that little extra meaning it had behind it, right? Riiiiight.
"Dunk, my dear, we need to rinse the soap off your head before it hardens into a griffin nest," he lowly tells Geralt as he taps his shoulder before turning to the witchers in the other spring. "Any other questions before I ask for a story in return? Cöen, my good man, you still look confussed as hell," he says with a chuckle. Cöen shrugs. "You and Eskel are my friends now too. So the quicker you accept there's one human out there that cares, the better for your stress levels. Oh! Two, two humans, we should count the princess as well."
Yeah, he left Lambert out on purpose. They'll get there eventually. Maybe? Hopefully.
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Ultimately, though, it probably doesn't matter. It hadn't taken too long for the bard to start to worm his way into Geralt's life, for the witcher to start sharing his things with him. It had barely been two nights on the road before Jaskier's supplies of stale bread from Posada had dried up and he'd been left with nothing to eat, and Geralt had shared his dinner with him so that the foolish boy wouldn't starve. He would, without a doubt, give his last coin to Jaskier if he needed it, though the bard isn't usually the one without funds these days. It'd be more likely to be the other way around, with Jaskier spending the last of his coin to make sure that Geralt has sturdy armor and sharp swords and a potion bag full of his necessary herbs. At some point in the many years that they'd traveled together, Jaskier had gone from being his charge to his keeper, and even now he isn't sure how that switch came about.
He could have left him behind at any point and resumed his independence, but didn't, not for any more than a winter season-- except for one time on a mountaintop. There won't be any repeats of that.
Jaskier taps his shoulder and tells him to dunk his head, and Geralt does as he's told; leans forward to plunge his entire head in the bath, rubbing his fingers roughly through his hair to get all of the soap out. He pushes it back from his face when he raises his head from the water again, now rinsed and clean and feeling much better than it did before they started. Jaskier has always been a good hand at cleaning him up, though.
He surfaces in time to listen to Coën's response.
"You're the first human I've seen that travels with a witcher," he says. "It's a novelty, I guess. How long did you say that you've been doing this?"
Jaskier's brought over the shaving kit, which is a decent enough indication that Geralt needs to put his face within Jaskier's easy reach. He leans his back against the wall of the bath, where the bard could easily sit behind him and have access to his stubbly cheeks. He prefers being clean-shaven anyway, and, as with most aspects of personal grooming, he prefers it when Jaskier does it for him.
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See, words are important because witchers are dumbasses.
It's really nice to see how their routine is kept even after that year apart and is adapted to the walls of Kaer Morhen, even under the curious eyes of Geralt's brothers - he leans back against the wall of the bath and Jaskier instantly understands what is being asked from him, so he wastes no time in climbing and sitting behind Geralt, legs lazily resting over the witcher's broad shoulders. Jaskier has never been shy (and even if he had been, the road would've cured him of it pretty quickly) but right now he feels a bit exposed anyway - his dick is quickly hidden between his thighs and behind Geralt's head so hopefully Lambert won't try to bring attention to it (Jaskier isn't small by any means, but next to these witchers? any human could develop a complex), and then there's the subject of his new scars, which he isn't used to quite yet. It's not like witchers would even care about scars, considering the obvious, but what he yelled at Vesemir the other day may make them curious.
Any questioning may make Geralt feel like crap, and Jaskier wants to avoid that. Less guilt, more purring.
"A novelty!" he comments with a laugh, letting his fingers run through Geralt's hair now that it's been rinsed to avoid any future tangling. He's thorough and gentle, only allowing his nails to scratch Geralt's scalp in a playful way - not hurting, but teasing, wishing for the purring to return. "As an artist and trendsetter, I shall take that as a compliment."
Once the white hair is properly slicked back and out of the way, Jaskier picks a new soap (because you can't use the same soap on your hair and your skin, obviously!) and, after tilting Geralt's head back a bit and dropping a kiss on his nose (Lambert makes fake gagging noises), he starts soaping out that handsome chin that he's sure could break rocks.
"Let's see... we met shortly after I left Oxenfurt so that makes it... twenty-four! Twenty-four years. Hear that, Geralt? Next year is our silver anniversary." The tone of his voice implies something special shall be done for the occasion. Now the witcher's face is white with lather to match his hair, Jaskier changes soap for blade and starts shaving after whispering blade incoming as a warning, his touch as gentle and careful as if he were changing the strings of his lute. Geralt is good at staying still, so he makes his job extra easy.
"This is our first winter together, however," he continues to speak unaware of the staring his current grooming tool is getting from the witchers in the other pool. Jaskier's attention is on Geralt's face (and the grass is green!). "We've gone on our separate ways on more than one occasion, as the lives of two wanderers demanded it. But absence makes the heart grow fonder, does it not?"
The year apart after the dragon hunt surely helped Geralt see things from a new perspective, Jaskier thinks. He would've prefered it to happen with less pain, insults and arguments, but he can't argue against the results.
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The bard chatters away while he soaps up Geralt's face, using a particular kind that he favors for this purpose because of its good lather. He only half pays attention to what's being said, preoccupied with his soothing touch, the delicate way he handles Geralt's face. He hears Jaskier's warning about the blade and the cold touch of it doesn't alarm him as it would if it came from anyone else; it's just Jaskier, though, wielding a straight-razor against his cheeks with a steady hand. Geralt tips his head when Jaskier requires it, tips his head back against Jaskier's belly when he needs to get at his throat.
"Twenty-four years," Coën says, a touch thoughtfully. Assuming that Geralt wouldn't have started traveling with a literal child, that means-- "The road's been surprisingly kind to you, bard. You must be at least forty. Most men your age would at least have started going gray."
Jaskier is at least forty-- a bit past that, Geralt thinks, though it's always been hard for him to keep track of human ages. What is a forty year old man supposed to look like? Jaskier has always just looked like Jaskier. He remembers that Yennefer had made remarks about his age during the ill-fated dragon hunt, commenting on the state of the crow's-feet around his eyes, but when Geralt opens his to look up at him, he doesn't see much there at all. He must be different from the day that Geralt met him, when he was barely out of boyhood. But his skin is still smooth and supple, his eyes cornflower blue, his lips soft and pink. Boyish good looks, it'd probably be called. How long are humans supposed to hold onto that kind of thing?
"Hm." His brow furrows. Perhaps Jaskier is just naturally predisposed to looking young, either because of simply good genes or from a touch of something nonhuman in his lineage. If the philandering is a family trait as well, it could be very possible for something to have gotten into the bloodline because of a promiscuous great-grandparent. Elf, maybe. Or perhaps selkie or merrow, since Jaskier has mentioned that his home is situated near the ocean. It's nothing that matters much, but it could explain his youthful looks lasting a little longer than they should.
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The shaving is paused after Coën's comment, because Jaskier is Jaskier and he's gotta be dramatic, meaning: he opens his arms and throws his head back as he exclaims "Thank you!" to the sky. "Trust the wise and enhanced eyes of a witcher to see the truth!"
Wise, he says, as if he wasn't always calling witchers dummies. But this is obviously a jab at certain witch's constant reminders of Jaskier's age - Yennefer knows those are the insults that actually hurt him and she never hesitates to poke Jaskier right there in his humanity. To have a witcher (aka someone incredibly aware of how short human life can be) tell him he's doing fine helps tremendously to keep some worries at bay.
Someday he won't be able to follow Geralt anymore, he knows. But he doesn't want to think about it - which is incredibly selfish, because Geralt has enough issues with bonds and loss, this is something they should chat about. For someone that always insists on talking about things and to use words, Jaskier stays silent about this particular subject. My Lady Destiny, let us have some years of happiness before we need to plan for the end.
"I'm turning forty-two this spring," he clarifies as he returns to his task. "Most men my age don't appreciate good grooming, deeming it a female trait. Funny little detail for you to mention gray hairs, however. I hadn't had any until recently - only two, but I still quickly took care of them. I'd like to think I can blame them on the stress of staying away from the war instead of my age."
The war... and the mountain argument. That's got to be it, right? He can't be getting gray hairs already, he won't accept it.
(Following that reasoning, being captured and tortured should've given him hundreds of gray hairs. His mind chooses to ignore that, wanting to keep up the illusion.)
The actual shaving is done now, but the grooming session is far from over. Jaskier exchanges his blade for a bottle of chamomile oil, which Geralt can recognize as the one that often ends up on his lovely bottom. He pours some on his fingers and rubs his hands to spread it before they land on Geralt's face for a gentle after-shave massage.
Jaskier has to frow as well, though, when he sees Geralt's doing so.
"Ooooh nonononono, nope, I know that face, that's not a relaxed face. What's in your mind now, my dear? It better not be witcher logic. Is this conversation putting ideas in your head?"
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