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lovelybottom) wrote2021-10-29 08:46 pm
lovelybottom) wrote2021-10-29 08:46 pm
Mem share memories
Nothing terrible could possibly happen here.
Young Geralt
- Getting abandoned by his mother on the side of the road
- Training in Kaer Morhen, aka a bunch of kids get the shit kicked out of them by a full grown ass adult
- the Trial of the Grasses, aka let's see what happens when we tie a kid to a table and pump him full of alchemical bullshit
- Old Speartip. "Old Speartip is one deep sleeper, wake him up and you'll sleep deeper." You know what sounds like a great idea? Sending a bunch of children into a cave to get past a giant cyclops without being eaten.
Adult Geralt
- Encountering his first monster-- when he saved a girl from a man who would have assaulted her, and, when she saw that she'd been saved by a witcher, she threw up and fainted. No good deed goes unpunished.
- The Butcher of Blaviken. How Geralt earned the moniker of 'butcher' while trying to remain neutral in a confrontation that he really shouldn't have stayed neutral in.
- The djinn wish, during the argument with Jaskier, where you can see his magnificent face journey after Geralt tells him that his voice is like a fillingless pie.
- Pavetta's bethrothal banquet, where Geralt gives Destiny the middle finger only to go all surprised Pikachu face when Destiny fucks him over immediately afterward by giving him a child surprise.
- The dragon hunt. "If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands." (Joke's on you, Geralt, you're gonna kiss that bard one day.)
Young Geralt
- Getting abandoned by his mother on the side of the road
- Training in Kaer Morhen, aka a bunch of kids get the shit kicked out of them by a full grown ass adult
- the Trial of the Grasses, aka let's see what happens when we tie a kid to a table and pump him full of alchemical bullshit
- Old Speartip. "Old Speartip is one deep sleeper, wake him up and you'll sleep deeper." You know what sounds like a great idea? Sending a bunch of children into a cave to get past a giant cyclops without being eaten.
Adult Geralt
- Encountering his first monster-- when he saved a girl from a man who would have assaulted her, and, when she saw that she'd been saved by a witcher, she threw up and fainted. No good deed goes unpunished.
- The Butcher of Blaviken. How Geralt earned the moniker of 'butcher' while trying to remain neutral in a confrontation that he really shouldn't have stayed neutral in.
- The djinn wish, during the argument with Jaskier, where you can see his magnificent face journey after Geralt tells him that his voice is like a fillingless pie.
- Pavetta's bethrothal banquet, where Geralt gives Destiny the middle finger only to go all surprised Pikachu face when Destiny fucks him over immediately afterward by giving him a child surprise.
- The dragon hunt. "If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands." (Joke's on you, Geralt, you're gonna kiss that bard one day.)