If it's unprofessional to have this kind of conversation with employees, then Jaskier hasn't gotten that memo. He has a very long history of befriending (and hitting on) waiters, cashiers, clerks, bartenders, DJs, nurses, doctors, cops, even a cleaning lady. As long as it doesn't get in the way of their jobs, he doesn't see the problem with it.
"Ha! You may want to add three years to that. Close enough, though, so not bad." The rest of that comment, however, makes him snort and roll his eyes. "Oh, please. You aren't just fit, you are sculpted. There's a sign above your head that screams 'gym rat'."
It's not a complaint - far from it. He said he sends his regards to Geralt's work-out routine for a reason, why can't the guy take a compliment? Is he actually this humble or is he trying to fuck with him? He wouldn't mind the latter if it is followed by a different kind of fucking.
Since he's slowed Pegasus down again, Jaskier takes the chance to take out his phone and hand it to Geralt, camera app already open. "Would you do me the honors? I did mean my promise to tip." He makes Pegasus step back then so they can both fully fit in the picture, and Jaskier offers his brightest, most charming smile.
If Geralt hits home after taking the photo, accident or not, he'll find the screen filled with app icons and picture as wallpaper: a selfie taken from above of Jaskier pressing his cheek against a cute girl's, long blonde hair up in a messy bun and eyes as blue as his.
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"Ha! You may want to add three years to that. Close enough, though, so not bad." The rest of that comment, however, makes him snort and roll his eyes. "Oh, please. You aren't just fit, you are sculpted. There's a sign above your head that screams 'gym rat'."
It's not a complaint - far from it. He said he sends his regards to Geralt's work-out routine for a reason, why can't the guy take a compliment? Is he actually this humble or is he trying to fuck with him? He wouldn't mind the latter if it is followed by a different kind of fucking.
Since he's slowed Pegasus down again, Jaskier takes the chance to take out his phone and hand it to Geralt, camera app already open. "Would you do me the honors? I did mean my promise to tip." He makes Pegasus step back then so they can both fully fit in the picture, and Jaskier offers his brightest, most charming smile.
If Geralt hits home after taking the photo, accident or not, he'll find the screen filled with app icons and picture as wallpaper: a selfie taken from above of Jaskier pressing his cheek against a cute girl's, long blonde hair up in a messy bun and eyes as blue as his.