Bloody hell, this is a whole new level of Geralt being an ass. It's kinda playful at the same time, and he'll admit that later, but right now Jaskier is incredibly offended by this turn of events. Oh sure, the asshole gets to abandon him on the mountain but Jaskier doesn't get to whine about it? Like hell he'll stay silent about that!
(To be fair, he doesn't stay silent about most things.)
As his legs kick the bed in protest, Jaskier starts pushing the pillow to get it off him, cursing all the way through (which is impossible to understand but hey the spirit is there at least!). Of course he doesn't have enough strength to push off motherfucking Geralt of Rivia, but as with everything else in this relationship, Jaskier eventually gets what he wants by fearlessly wearing Geralt down.
"You bloody brute! Using my own weapon against me!" To prove his point, he grabs the other pillow and hits Geralt's shoulder with it. "Unbelievable! Remind me why I love you again when you only insist on committing crimes against an innocent bard's treasured voice!"
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Bloody hell, this is a whole new level of Geralt being an ass. It's kinda playful at the same time, and he'll admit that later, but right now Jaskier is incredibly offended by this turn of events. Oh sure, the asshole gets to abandon him on the mountain but Jaskier doesn't get to whine about it? Like hell he'll stay silent about that!
(To be fair, he doesn't stay silent about most things.)
As his legs kick the bed in protest, Jaskier starts pushing the pillow to get it off him, cursing all the way through (which is impossible to understand but hey the spirit is there at least!). Of course he doesn't have enough strength to push off motherfucking Geralt of Rivia, but as with everything else in this relationship, Jaskier eventually gets what he wants by fearlessly wearing Geralt down.
"You bloody brute! Using my own weapon against me!" To prove his point, he grabs the other pillow and hits Geralt's shoulder with it. "Unbelievable! Remind me why I love you again when you only insist on committing crimes against an innocent bard's treasured voice!"