The thumb on his nipple gets another appreciative hum from Jaskier, but what really gets a reaction out of him is that damn nickname - his hand squeezes Geralt's dick at the lovely sound, already salivating at the thought of such a mighty sword inside him. First hickey done, he pulls his head back to appreciate his work...
Except he suddenly finds himself without witcher.
"Wha--"
The shock only lasts a second - they haven't traveled together twenty years without Jaskier learning a thing or two about Geralt's way to do things. This reaction means the witcher has sensed something, and Jaskier doesn't need to see or hear the thing himself to trust Geralt's orders. With the experience of hundreds of escapes from cuckold husbands and a string of various forms of fuck under his breath, Jaskier picks up all their things except for Geralt's potions and other sword, and proceeds to climb out of the window with the agility usually saved for dancing or fucking.
As his head disappears, he yells one last thing: "Chop their dicks off!"
The blue balls frustration is real, okay.
Luckily their room is on the back of the building, meaning Jaskier doesn't have to come across the guards that he guesses are at the entrance. It leaves him near the stables, too, earning him an arched eyebrow from the stable boy when he sees him arrive with no clothes on his upper body but plenty of things in his arms. He tosses a coin (get it) to the boy to get the horses ready as he dresses back, trying to keep an ear out for any noises - screams are starting to come out of the window, making the stable boy nervous but Jaskier very pleased. As long as none of it sounds like Geralt, there won't be nothing to worry about.
(Speaking of coin, they sure just wasted some on that room, didn't they? Fuck these assholes, Geralt better makes them suffer.)
The stable boy has many questions, but for once, Jaskier isn't up for a talk. He barely gets to tell the boy 'thank you' before rushing out with the horses, stopping under their window again... to whistle. It's the sound that Geralt usually uses to call Roach, except done in a lower volume, not wanting to alert any more guards - but he knows his wolf's ears will be able to pick it up.
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Except he suddenly finds himself without witcher.
"Wha--"
The shock only lasts a second - they haven't traveled together twenty years without Jaskier learning a thing or two about Geralt's way to do things. This reaction means the witcher has sensed something, and Jaskier doesn't need to see or hear the thing himself to trust Geralt's orders. With the experience of hundreds of escapes from cuckold husbands and a string of various forms of fuck under his breath, Jaskier picks up all their things except for Geralt's potions and other sword, and proceeds to climb out of the window with the agility usually saved for dancing or fucking.
As his head disappears, he yells one last thing: "Chop their dicks off!"
The blue balls frustration is real, okay.
Luckily their room is on the back of the building, meaning Jaskier doesn't have to come across the guards that he guesses are at the entrance. It leaves him near the stables, too, earning him an arched eyebrow from the stable boy when he sees him arrive with no clothes on his upper body but plenty of things in his arms. He tosses a coin (get it) to the boy to get the horses ready as he dresses back, trying to keep an ear out for any noises - screams are starting to come out of the window, making the stable boy nervous but Jaskier very pleased. As long as none of it sounds like Geralt, there won't be nothing to worry about.
(Speaking of coin, they sure just wasted some on that room, didn't they? Fuck these assholes, Geralt better makes them suffer.)
The stable boy has many questions, but for once, Jaskier isn't up for a talk. He barely gets to tell the boy 'thank you' before rushing out with the horses, stopping under their window again... to whistle. It's the sound that Geralt usually uses to call Roach, except done in a lower volume, not wanting to alert any more guards - but he knows his wolf's ears will be able to pick it up.