That's two! Two bikes! So cool! And how come he doesn't know how fast he's gone? Does that mean he's never gone too fast or that he's gone so fast he couldn't keep an eye on it? Not taking Cirilla with him though, now that's a crime, Jaskier can't imagine a teenager is happy with that decision. At least it doesn't seem like she's borrowing (read: stealing) his keys to take her own rides.
Jaskier has a thousand more of these rapid-fire questions, especially when he notices Geralt avoids the subject of hiring help (a sign of stubbornness or a bigger issue?) but those questioning thoughts are dropped when he takes out his phone to show him the comments on the picture he posted earlier that morning.
And god, what a picture it is. Jaskier hasn't wanked to it yet only because of lack of time, but boy does it make his blood boil. Weird comments though? Has Geralt gotten a creep as a follower? (Jaskier doesn't count, shut up.) Maybe he needs to teach Geralt how to block unwanted attention that comes in the form of harassment or--
...emojis?
Oh.
Ooooh.
Jaskier snickers. "You must have some idea! That's why you're asking me and not your very young daughter."
Geralt's face tells him he's 100% serious and Jaskier just loses it then. He even has to put his glass down not to accidentally drop it instead, that's how hard he's laughing now. He's not trying to be mean, this is simply adorable, and honestly kind of impressive. How do you stay so... well, innocent is probably not the word, but that's the idea. Geralt can be quite antisocial, but still. Jaskier hopes this is just a part of his personality quirks -taking things too literally and being disconnected from the modern world- and not a red flag on their age difference.
"Geralt, my friend, you don't think those are actual eggplants, do you?" It's hard to talk and laugh at the same time, but somehow he manages. "It's code - almost a metaphor, we could say. A way to express what they think about you without using sexual-" he waggles his eyebrows then "-language that minors could see or the bots could delete. Don't think about vegetables, think about what they represent. An extremely handsome man posts a quite flattering -to say the least- picture of himself and makes the public's imagination run wild. Can't you tell what they want you to do to them, Geralt? Think about it for a second. See the shapes and put two and two together. I believe in you."
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Jaskier has a thousand more of these rapid-fire questions, especially when he notices Geralt avoids the subject of hiring help (a sign of stubbornness or a bigger issue?) but those questioning thoughts are dropped when he takes out his phone to show him the comments on the picture he posted earlier that morning.
And god, what a picture it is. Jaskier hasn't wanked to it yet only because of lack of time, but boy does it make his blood boil. Weird comments though? Has Geralt gotten a creep as a follower? (Jaskier doesn't count, shut up.) Maybe he needs to teach Geralt how to block unwanted attention that comes in the form of harassment or--
...emojis?
Oh.
Ooooh.
Jaskier snickers. "You must have some idea! That's why you're asking me and not your very young daughter."
Geralt's face tells him he's 100% serious and Jaskier just loses it then. He even has to put his glass down not to accidentally drop it instead, that's how hard he's laughing now. He's not trying to be mean, this is simply adorable, and honestly kind of impressive. How do you stay so... well, innocent is probably not the word, but that's the idea. Geralt can be quite antisocial, but still. Jaskier hopes this is just a part of his personality quirks -taking things too literally and being disconnected from the modern world- and not a red flag on their age difference.
"Geralt, my friend, you don't think those are actual eggplants, do you?" It's hard to talk and laugh at the same time, but somehow he manages. "It's code - almost a metaphor, we could say. A way to express what they think about you without using sexual-" he waggles his eyebrows then "-language that minors could see or the bots could delete. Don't think about vegetables, think about what they represent. An extremely handsome man posts a quite flattering -to say the least- picture of himself and makes the public's imagination run wild. Can't you tell what they want you to do to them, Geralt? Think about it for a second. See the shapes and put two and two together. I believe in you."