Jaskier perks up almost immediately when Geralt mentions his motorcycle, then gets a sort of dreamy, far-away look on his face while he thinks about it. Geralt doesn't even want to try to guess at what weird, fantastical things are going through his head right now, and doesn't. It's just easier to let it go and answer his rapid-fire questions. Jaskier's mind is a strange and probably terrifying place, and Geralt does not want to venture any further into it than he has to.
"One that I ride and one that I'm fixing up, I don't know, no, and yes, that's why I keep them in my garage at the house."
How does this guy even manage to get through that many thoughts all at the same time, nevertheless get them out of his mouth, too? It would be impressive if it wasn't also a bit difficult to follow. Like his brain is continually firing on all cylinders. And then he jumps right to talking about the business, which is fine except that Geralt still knows almost nothing about social media.
Jaskier's glass pings off of Geralt's, makes a crystalline little noise. He doesn't exactly think it's something to celebrate, at least not like this-- now Geralt's just understaffed, overworked, and extremely confused by his own social media.
"I get a lot of weird comments on that account," he says, taking out his phone to pull up some of the aforementioned comments on Instagram. "The fuck is three eggplants, raindrops, and a taco emoji supposed to mean?"
Since Jaskier is so well-versed in what the Kids are into, he should know, right? And he would know why this mysterious string of emojis is showing up on a picture of him lugging around a bale of hay for his horses on a hot day, his shirt slung over the rail of a fence. Are the people on Instagram confused? Do they think that he's some kind of farmer, and that's why they're posting vegetable emojis? Someone had a similarly confusing string that involved eggplants and peaches, too. And why do so many of them fixate on eggplants? They wouldn't even grow well in this area.
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"One that I ride and one that I'm fixing up, I don't know, no, and yes, that's why I keep them in my garage at the house."
How does this guy even manage to get through that many thoughts all at the same time, nevertheless get them out of his mouth, too? It would be impressive if it wasn't also a bit difficult to follow. Like his brain is continually firing on all cylinders. And then he jumps right to talking about the business, which is fine except that Geralt still knows almost nothing about social media.
Jaskier's glass pings off of Geralt's, makes a crystalline little noise. He doesn't exactly think it's something to celebrate, at least not like this-- now Geralt's just understaffed, overworked, and extremely confused by his own social media.
"I get a lot of weird comments on that account," he says, taking out his phone to pull up some of the aforementioned comments on Instagram. "The fuck is three eggplants, raindrops, and a taco emoji supposed to mean?"
Since Jaskier is so well-versed in what the Kids are into, he should know, right? And he would know why this mysterious string of emojis is showing up on a picture of him lugging around a bale of hay for his horses on a hot day, his shirt slung over the rail of a fence. Are the people on Instagram confused? Do they think that he's some kind of farmer, and that's why they're posting vegetable emojis? Someone had a similarly confusing string that involved eggplants and peaches, too. And why do so many of them fixate on eggplants? They wouldn't even grow well in this area.