It's a combination of Geralt fucking the girls, of Geralt fucking a dragon, and Geralt having an orgy and not inviting his best friend in the whole wide world. Simple, really.
Interested in new experiences. That actually resonates with him, because Jaskier is always interested in new experiences as well. He remembers asking Geralt about mermaids, fairies, druids and the like - he supposes he's more shocked now because dragons enter more into the beast category, which he's never considered for... this. Would he have stopped flirting with Tea and Vea if they had been dragons? Probably not.
Jaskier returns to his seat, worrying his lower lip as he considers how to tackle that bedding a witcher comment, but then Geralt sucker-punches him with a jab at Dandelion's flirting skills. Wow. Since he's learned how these different realms work, Jaskier has taken every insult towards Dandelion pretty personal, since they're supposed to technically be the same person. This time it hurts more, though, because... well. Sexy goose had been his line, too.
"Maaaaybe--" he replies after chugging most of the wine glass. Time to pout and huff? Definitely time to pout and huff. Tsk. "--he had a lovely metaphor in mind about geese and how they look beautiful but they are actually vicious little fucks but he lost track of it because warrior women that can kill you with their hands are intimidating, unlike court ladies and tavern maids."
...just a theory. Ahem.
He finishes his glass while pretending he isn't offended by this jab (not at all, hot him, sir!) before going back to fishing for more details of the story, as he always does.
"So what made your dragon hunt such a disaster anyway? You told the other participants' intentions, but what did actually happen? Obviously you didn't kill that dragon for the witch, Eyck only tried to duel Borch. Does that mean he's alive in this world?"
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Interested in new experiences. That actually resonates with him, because Jaskier is always interested in new experiences as well. He remembers asking Geralt about mermaids, fairies, druids and the like - he supposes he's more shocked now because dragons enter more into the beast category, which he's never considered for... this. Would he have stopped flirting with Tea and Vea if they had been dragons? Probably not.
Jaskier returns to his seat, worrying his lower lip as he considers how to tackle that bedding a witcher comment, but then Geralt sucker-punches him with a jab at Dandelion's flirting skills. Wow. Since he's learned how these different realms work, Jaskier has taken every insult towards Dandelion pretty personal, since they're supposed to technically be the same person. This time it hurts more, though, because... well. Sexy goose had been his line, too.
"Maaaaybe--" he replies after chugging most of the wine glass. Time to pout and huff? Definitely time to pout and huff. Tsk. "--he had a lovely metaphor in mind about geese and how they look beautiful but they are actually vicious little fucks but he lost track of it because warrior women that can kill you with their hands are intimidating, unlike court ladies and tavern maids."
...just a theory. Ahem.
He finishes his glass while pretending he isn't offended by this jab (not at all, hot him, sir!) before going back to fishing for more details of the story, as he always does.
"So what made your dragon hunt such a disaster anyway? You told the other participants' intentions, but what did actually happen? Obviously you didn't kill that dragon for the witch, Eyck only tried to duel Borch. Does that mean he's alive in this world?"