"Oh, don't you get all smartarse on me, you buffoon of a witcher!"
People always call Jaskier a peacock, which is incredibly accurate of course, but a comparison to a blowfish should be considered. Here he is, puffing up again, huffing in indignation and wagging a finger at Geralt to scold him like a housewife - which isn't far off, really, considering the decades spent together on the same crappy beds and sharing food.
"I'm willing to bet my lute on Dandelion having worked hard all these years to erase this slandering, malicious 'nickname'--" He puts the bottle down just so he can do air-quotes with both hands. It's part of the dramatics, okay. "And you're allowing them to sell wine with it on its label?"
Jaskier gets punched for using it, yet the rest of the world gets fucking wine. How is that fair? Have his songs been for nothing?
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People always call Jaskier a peacock, which is incredibly accurate of course, but a comparison to a blowfish should be considered. Here he is, puffing up again, huffing in indignation and wagging a finger at Geralt to scold him like a housewife - which isn't far off, really, considering the decades spent together on the same crappy beds and sharing food.
"I'm willing to bet my lute on Dandelion having worked hard all these years to erase this slandering, malicious 'nickname'--" He puts the bottle down just so he can do air-quotes with both hands. It's part of the dramatics, okay. "And you're allowing them to sell wine with it on its label?"
Jaskier gets punched for using it, yet the rest of the world gets fucking wine. How is that fair? Have his songs been for nothing?
"What the hell were you thinking?"