Roach is squeezed into a faster trot and so Pegasus gets the same treatment - there's no way Jaskier is letting Geralt get away with this! He wouldn't allow it in any outing, but especially not today when it was Geralt himself that invited him to come. The alimony comment makes him laugh, but next one leaves him confused.

She'd eat you alive? What does that even mean? Frowning, Jaskier tilts his head at Geralt, trying to figure out where that random statement even comes from. He's asking about Geralt's relationship with his ex as conversation, not trying to set-up some sort of meeting... oh. No fucking way.

"...bloody hell. You think I want to date her? What the fuck, Geralt!"

Jaskier throws his free hand in the air, obviously exasperated. He knows he's a bit of a slut (a bit?) and he isn't sure if Geralt has caught up on that yet, but still: rude. He's not that constantly horny, he can still have basic conversations! (No, really.)

"First of all, I don't need your help to find dates. I've already had a taste of American meat, thank you very much. But most importantly: what the fuck!" Has he already said that? Oh well, it deserves to be repeated. "How can you think I'm seriously asking you to set me up with your ex! I'm just trying to learn more about you, Geralt. You know, as friends do."